Brothers and sisters let down your daggers, the end is nigh.
Hunt yee no Treasure, steal not their coins....Mug yee not 13 gil.
Make not your attacks sneaky nor trick on your accomplices. No longer will your enemies feint at the very sound of the assassin's charge.
This Triple Attack failure is a twisted dagger in a mortal wound. Dual Wield I at 83, Gust Slash IV and this fail despoil fix, it's become clear SE will not stop with these tricks.
I would put aside my pride not to despoil your fun, but no longer can I hide from the truth.
Square Enix does not care about you.