Oh **** it's late and I'm tired. But I don't want to go to sleep. If I go to sleep now it will be Sunday morning. Then it will be Sunday night and I'll have to go to sleep early because I have work Monday. But since I don't have work Sunday I don't have to go to sleep early tonight. But the last time I went to sleep at 4am things didn't work out so well. Mainly because my wife gets up two hours after that, and by 9am she's making so much noise she could drown out the St. Paddy''s Day Parade.
Wait, what was I saying?
I don't remember. But **** it's late and I'm tired . . .
Solicitations malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles
Write it in English, not in Pentagonese. It's not a launcher, rifle cartridge, 7.62mm; it's a rifle. Call it a compass, not a direction-finding module. And if someone insists on being called AdcomphibsPac, the Fact File should explain to those not gifted in garblespeak that he's talking about the administrative office of the communication services for amphibious forces in the Pacific.
— Preface to The United States Department of Defense Fact File