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#1577 Oct 25 2013 at 9:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Aren't they ever... Smiley: lol
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#1578 Oct 25 2013 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
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I know produce is actually generally ridiculously cheap in the US. But when it's a toss-up between bananas, at $.69 per pound, or apples at $1.39/pound, etc., the more expensive fruits just look ridiculous in comparison. $2 for a pomagranate? Yeah, no. That's a once-in-a-while thing, not a regular purchase.
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#1579 Oct 25 2013 at 12:09 PM Rating: Good
kiwis aren't that expensive. I guess if you're looking at it relatively, sure. But 50 cents for a piece of fruit (how much they cost where I work) isn't that bad.

Poms though, totally agree. Plus I don't understand how one eats them. They have tons of inedible seeds! Granted I've never tried either, but still.

Also, one thing that's great about fats is boy do they keep you regular. I had to do a number two this morning when I woke up, and I came to Starbucks to study for my midterm later today and get some coffee. I got a 16 ounce coffee in a 20 ounce cup and asked for heavy whipping cream (I'm telling you Digg, it's magical) and they put an entire 4 oz in the cup. O.O After about 30 minutes of me starting my coffee I had to do another number two.
#1580 Oct 25 2013 at 12:23 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Lol, kiwis are expensive.
You can go for tangerines as well if you prefer non hairy balls.
#1581 Oct 25 2013 at 12:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Lol, kiwis are expensive.
You can go for tangerines as well if you prefer non hairy balls.
Thank you, I've been spending all morning wondering if anyone else caught the allusion. Smiley: lol
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#1582 Oct 25 2013 at 1:02 PM Rating: Good
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I thought I made it obvious enough even for people who hadn't had their morning coffee yet.
#1583 Oct 25 2013 at 1:04 PM Rating: Good
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I'm happy with either some tangerines or some kiwis. Or maybe both.
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#1584 Oct 25 2013 at 1:42 PM Rating: Good
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Kiwis taste better, once you get past the hair anyway. Tangerines are cheaper though so you can devour more of those.
#1585 Oct 25 2013 at 3:40 PM Rating: Good
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So I've been playing through Metroid Prime again, it's been years since I last played it and I think I've gotten a lot better at games in general in the meantime as it went pretty damn smooth so far (and I'm nearing Ripley).


Omega Pirate is still a hell of a fight though, damn. And the Phazon suit is still awesome, it makes me wish I could play in 3rd person Smiley: inlove
#1586 Oct 25 2013 at 5:18 PM Rating: Good
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Still trying to figure out what kind of fruit we're talking about in this thread.
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#1587 Oct 25 2013 at 5:38 PM Rating: Good
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IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
Still trying to figure out what kind of fruit we're talking about in this thread.

Bananas and Kiwis dammit! It's a sexual reference to boobs and boobs.

Oh, and tangerines. Which is a sexual reference to boobs.

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#1588 Oct 25 2013 at 5:47 PM Rating: Good
Bananas are a sexual reference to *****, not boobs. Smiley: tongue
#1589 Oct 25 2013 at 6:38 PM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Bananas are a sexual reference to *****, not boobs. Smiley: tongue

da hell you talkin' bout woman!?! aint you never heard of banana-boobs?

EDIT: Also, what are these "not boobs" of which you speak?



Edited, Oct 25th 2013 8:39pm by cynyck
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#1590 Oct 25 2013 at 6:47 PM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Bananas are a sexual reference to *****, not boobs. Smiley: tongue

Only when paired with two sphericsl fruits. Or a clam if you're into hermaphrodites.
#1591 Oct 25 2013 at 6:51 PM Rating: Good
Actually no, I've never heard of banana boobs before. What is this thing you speak of?
#1592 Oct 25 2013 at 7:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm guessing his primary thinking apparatus is full of blood so his brain is a bit empty and just sees everything as boobs now.
#1593 Oct 25 2013 at 9:50 PM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Bananas are a sexual reference to *****, not boobs. Smiley: tongue


everything is a sexual reference to boobs. even a *****
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#1594 Oct 26 2013 at 3:59 AM Rating: Good
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But what if I like butts more than boobs?
#1595 Oct 26 2013 at 6:46 AM Rating: Good
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Horsemouth wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Bananas are a sexual reference to *****, not boobs. Smiley: tongue


everything is a sexual reference to boobs. even a *****


Winner winner chicken dinner.

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But what if I like butts more than boobs?


Well then, logically, if a banana is a sexual reference to boobs, and you like butts more than boobs, then when you see a banana you must think of a butt.

It all makes sense to me.

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#1596 Oct 26 2013 at 7:07 AM Rating: Good
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I have no clue what's going on.
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#1597 Oct 26 2013 at 7:12 AM Rating: Good
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Banana boobies!
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#1598 Oct 26 2013 at 7:16 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I have no clue what's going on.
Your breakfast has devolved into a conversation about how awesome boobs are. Isn't that obvious?
#1599 Oct 26 2013 at 11:16 AM Rating: Good
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Someone should make a warhammer 40k action RPG. Slaughtering your way through hordes of enemies in first person would be badass.

And Bolt Thrower should be hired for the soundtrack.
#1600 Oct 26 2013 at 12:31 PM Rating: Good
Speaking of sex, trying to have sex in the same room as a kitten is difficult and awkward. He kept trying to attack our hands during the groping phase.
#1601 Oct 26 2013 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
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Get used to it. Smiley: tongue
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