I'm not a rational papa bear.
Yeah, no, but the way you phrased it...
To be honest I'd probably add you to the list of people to shotgun, after the boy that did it, of the people to eliminate for touching my daughter.
If you remove the parenthetical phrase and the redundant rephrasing of the first part of the sentence, you get this:
To be honest I'd probably add you to the list of people to shotgun for touching my daughter.
And that's... disturbing. I'm aware that you probably meant 'touch' as in 'come into contact with', but that word sets off a serious amount of red flags and sirens in my line of work. It's the worst nightmare of any male employee in the educational system. ****, I have to watch my every step while in the classroom, because I must never come into actual physical contact with any of the kids.
Basically, we're branded potential perverts from the first day at work until the day we retire. Thank you, over-caring parents of the world. And I don't mean the shotgun toting fathers. Edited, May 3rd 2016 7:38pm by Mazra