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#52 Aug 21 2013 at 10:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Seriously that's what phones, tablets and laptops are for.


Well that and watching TV shows.
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#53 Aug 21 2013 at 10:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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My phone doesn't internet, the kids have the tablet, and the laptop is a pain in the **** which no one likes to use. I suppose I could have logged in on the big computer and said something, but beating ugly aliens with a lightsaber is fun too. Smiley: grin
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#54 Aug 21 2013 at 11:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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My phone doesn't internet
How? The only people I know who have a phone that can't use internet are my dad (who hates anything to do with computers) and my grandparents.
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#55 Aug 21 2013 at 11:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
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My phone doesn't internet
How? The only people I know who have a phone that can't use internet are my dad (who hates anything to do with computers) and my grandparents.
Well I guess it can technically internet, but it's more like the interneting you'd be doing in 2004 than anything people would recognize in this day and age.
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#56 Aug 21 2013 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
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Get with the times, protein. How else are you supposed to +1 while in line at the DMV?
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#57 Aug 21 2013 at 12:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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I only got a cell phone because the Mrs. said I should get one; kicking and screaming into the future or something. Smiley: lol
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#58 Aug 21 2013 at 12:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mine is a job requirement. Smiley: frown
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#59 Aug 21 2013 at 12:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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I only got a cell phone because the Mrs. said I should get one; kicking and screaming into the future or something. Smiley: lol
See, if you get a better one you can play Pokemon and Mario Kart and stuff like that on it.
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#60 Aug 21 2013 at 1:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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I want one of these things so I can drop it down a flight of stairs into a toilet and it will still work. Anything less would have a pretty limited lifespan around me.
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#61 Aug 21 2013 at 1:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm glad my little one isn't overly destructive yet, unless you count the daily Kitty tackles.
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#62 Aug 21 2013 at 1:32 PM Rating: Good
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Everquest Next Terraforming is **** sexy.
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#63 Aug 21 2013 at 2:03 PM Rating: Good
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That is pretty sexy. Definitely keeping an eye on that game.






Also, yay hockey! Netherlands vs Poland and the Dutch team started off weak scoring only once in the first half, then in the second half they ramped it up to 12 - 0. 11 goals in 35 minutes, just insane.
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#64 Aug 21 2013 at 3:15 PM Rating: Good
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Might as well ask, since I have a friend in Slovakia who is obsessed. Do you play in the KHL? Or is there another European league?
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#65 Aug 21 2013 at 3:24 PM Rating: Good
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Real hockey, not fighting on ice.
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#66 Aug 21 2013 at 3:55 PM Rating: Good
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That is real hockey.
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#67 Aug 21 2013 at 4:01 PM Rating: Good
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Nope. Hockey is played on a field and is a very fast paced and technical game without (intentional) body contact. Although blood still happens when you have a ball and a lot of sticks swinging through the air.
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#68 Aug 21 2013 at 4:03 PM Rating: Good
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Bah, humbug.
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That is real hockey.


I kind of want to watch an israel - Palistine hockey match now.
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#70 Aug 21 2013 at 4:15 PM Rating: Good
Oh good, I haven't yet seen someone beaten to death on ice.
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#71 Aug 21 2013 at 4:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Not ice, field hockey.

There's blood on the grass. Smiley: nod
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#72 Aug 21 2013 at 5:36 PM Rating: Good
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I haven't seenn or heard of a death but broken collarbones, jaws and teeth aren't unheard of and sticks or balls hitting a face is a good chance of blood.


Also, I remember a kid of the opposing team in one of our matches getting a ball shot straight into his family jewels. Everyone on the field felt his pain for a second and he sat on the side with a bag of ice on his crotch for the remaining 15 minutes or so.
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#73 Aug 21 2013 at 5:46 PM Rating: Good
Crotch shots - when every male that witnesses it takes a moment to stop and make this face:

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#74 Aug 21 2013 at 9:59 PM Rating: Good
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Real hockey, not fighting on ice.


stop making things up
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#75 Aug 22 2013 at 12:12 AM Rating: Good
So it's like Rugby but with sticks?
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#76 Aug 22 2013 at 4:23 AM Rating: Good
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No intentional body contact, so no.
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#77 Aug 22 2013 at 4:41 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
No intentional body contact, so no.


so its like your football where people flop non stop, and act like little ****
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#78 Aug 22 2013 at 4:59 AM Rating: Good
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Nah, they're not as highly paid and they don't cry like little girls when someone touches them.
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#79 Aug 22 2013 at 5:01 AM Rating: Good
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Oh and also, where the soccer women wear baggy men's uniforms the hockey women wear much tighter **** outfits with short skirts.
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#80 Aug 22 2013 at 6:36 AM Rating: Good
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I had a friend who played field hockey. Still less interesting to watch.
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#81 Aug 22 2013 at 9:09 AM Rating: Good
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Oh and also, where the soccer women wear baggy men's uniforms the hockey women wear much tighter **** outfits with short skirts.
Well, that peaks my interest. And by interest I mean penis.
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#82 Aug 22 2013 at 9:29 AM Rating: Excellent
Just watch beach volleyball.
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#83 Aug 22 2013 at 9:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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This world could use more beach sports.
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This world could use more beach sports.
No thanks, I don't like beaches much. Although I don't mind the bikini outfits in beach volleyball.
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But imagine beach football, beach badminton, beach wrestling...

There's no limit to sports that can be made better with sand and bikinis.
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#86 Aug 22 2013 at 12:30 PM Rating: Excellent
Mud and no bikinis?
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#87 Aug 22 2013 at 12:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Would they allow that on daytime TV?
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Eventually. ABC and other network stations are all making their cases to the FCC that their standards should be lowered so they can compete with basic cable shows. Because they really think **** jokes on 60 Minutes is going to compete with The Daily Show.
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I'm sure that's what did them in too, not the deluge of free/cheap entertainment via interwebs.
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someproteinguy wrote:
I'm sure that's what did them in too, not the deluge of free/cheap entertainment with extra boob via interwebs.
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someproteinguy wrote:
I'm sure that's what did them in too, not the deluge of free/cheap entertainment via interwebs.


most network tv is for retired folks.
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Good thing I'm working from home, because I've spent the entire morning extremely nauseous.
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#93 Aug 23 2013 at 8:19 AM Rating: Good
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most network tv is for retired folks.
Hey, occasionally they get a good show.
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Good thing I'm working from home, because I've spent the entire morning extremely nauseous.
I was expecting you to say without pants or naked or something like that, nauseous isn't as good (unless you accidentally projectile vomited onto a neighbor or something).
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Maybe digg is pregnant?
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Only if it's asexual reproduction. And the world doesn't need two of me.
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That would be interesting.
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#98 Aug 23 2013 at 8:54 AM Rating: Good
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Double the sass, double the pent-up sexual tension.
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#99 Aug 23 2013 at 9:01 AM Rating: Good
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Or none of the pent up sexual tension.
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Or none of the pent up sexual tension.


At first I was like what? And then I was like oh.
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Good thing I'm working from home, because I've spent the entire morning extremely nauseous.
Why? Something you ate (bad Chinese food?)? Stress over Early Access?

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