My roommate is trying to make "apple moonshine."
As in, he bought a bottle of Everclear and mixed in some apple cider and a ton of spices and stuck it in a gallon jug and is waiting a month.
There's all kinds of **** floating in it.
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I have a racist ****.
Steam: TuxedoFish
battle.net: Fishy #1649
GW2: Fishy.4129
That is literally the worst thing I've ever heard, and I majored in human atrocities.
Ironically, it also feels like the most ridiculously Texan thing I've ever heard.
Ironically, it also feels like the most ridiculously Texan thing I've ever heard.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Funny, I said something pretty similar.
So Twitch Plays Pokemon is ******* hilarious.
So Twitch Plays Pokemon is ******* hilarious.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I have a racist ****.
Steam: TuxedoFish
battle.net: Fishy #1649
GW2: Fishy.4129
IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
Funny, I said something pretty similar.
So Twitch Plays Pokemon is @#%^ing hilarious.
So Twitch Plays Pokemon is @#%^ing hilarious.
i was reading about it today. sounds pretty epic.
i wonder if they will beat the game ever?
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idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I have a racist ****.
Steam: TuxedoFish
battle.net: Fishy #1649
GW2: Fishy.4129
That moonshine sounds like it's infected.
I like to call it "my roommate is an idiot and doesn't know what he's doing" but same difference really.
Edited, Feb 18th 2014 11:00pm by IDrownFish
Edited, Feb 18th 2014 11:00pm by IDrownFish
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I have a racist ****.
Steam: TuxedoFish
battle.net: Fishy #1649
GW2: Fishy.4129
Just keep your phone nearby when/if he tries it so the medics will be on time.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Our royal house is the house of Orange though.
I know. It was another of my tongue-in-cheek remarks. There's that cool photo of one of your (our?) F16s floating around the internet. I don't know how competent your pilots are, but damn they sure look good flying that thing, with the black and the orange and the lion and all.
Mazra wrote:
God damn, I hate this . . . blah blah blah blah blah . . . I was 4 minutes late for my hand-in . . . blah blah blah blah blah . . . no tech service is open now . . . blah blah blah blah blah . . . run by 50-year-old IT-impaired people. 
IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
My roommate is trying to make "apple moonshine."
As in, he bought a bottle of Everclear and mixed in some apple cider and a ton of spices and stuck it in a gallon jug and is waiting a month.
There's all kinds of sh*t floating in it.
As in, he bought a bottle of Everclear and mixed in some apple cider and a ton of spices and stuck it in a gallon jug and is waiting a month.
There's all kinds of sh*t floating in it.
I don't know what to say to this. I'm not often speechless. Why not just let the apple cider ferment? Drinking grain alcohol is . . . choosing poorly.
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Just keep your phone nearby when/if he tries it so the medics will be on time.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
its cute they think they be done by halloween
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idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
I like to call it "my roommate is an idiot and doesn't know what he's doing" but same difference really.
Edited, Feb 18th 2014 11:00pm by IDrownFish
Edited, Feb 18th 2014 11:00pm by IDrownFish
or maybe it is the best idea ever
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idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
Horsemouth wrote:
IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
I like to call it "my roommate is an idiot and doesn't know what he's doing" but same difference really.
Edited, Feb 18th 2014 11:00pm by IDrownFish
Edited, Feb 18th 2014 11:00pm by IDrownFish
or maybe it is the best idea ever
You can have the first sip.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
cynyck wrote:
Why not just let the apple cider ferment?
I'm on board with the letting him drink it first thing.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Or he could just go BUY HARD CIDER.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
That sounds more expensive than having a crappy frig.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Or he could just go BUY HARD CIDER.
Damn it digg, why must you always inject the voice of reason?!? If we all just did everything the easy way, where would we be?
I'll bet you're one of those people who buy a monthly ticket for commuting.
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
He never struck me as the "do-it-yourself" type.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
In other news, the Dutch conquest continues with 22 medals and counting, 21 by the speed skaters making them the most successfull equipe in a single Olympics and surpassing the old 14 medal record by the Austrian alpine skiing team by a mile.
If they get gold on either the men's or women's team pursuit they will surpass the Soviet Union's 1964 record of 6 speed skating gold as well.
If they get gold on either the men's or women's team pursuit they will surpass the Soviet Union's 1964 record of 6 speed skating gold as well.
someproteinguy wrote:
He never struck me as the "do-it-yourself" type.
When I move, I'll probably have a mental breakdown from IKEA's furniture...
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
You'll be lucky if it doesn't breakdown on it's own when you try to move it.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
When I move, I'll probably have a mental breakdown from IKEA's furniture...
The amount of thought that goes into the design of IKEA furniture is amazing.
I'm using a cheap desk from Target, because I didn't want to buy anything substantial when I have no clue how long I'll be using it.
I feel nervous just putting my laptop on it.
I feel nervous just putting my laptop on it.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
That's what second hand is for. Youncould probably get a decent wooden table for a few bucks, paint it white for another tenner to hide the dinks, scratches and possibly the awful colour of it and you get a cheap, solid and good looking table.
Then you need to deal with getting a whole table inside, and finding a place to paint it, and buying paint, and doing the actual painting, and BLEGH.
I rather just have table parts strewn around a room while I cry in a corner.
I rather just have table parts strewn around a room while I cry in a corner.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
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