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To be fair, that stuff probably could kill an elephant.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I have a racist ****.
Steam: TuxedoFish
battle.net: Fishy #1649
GW2: Fishy.4129
In a fit of delusion in which I thought I was an android having my free will stolen, I ripped out the drainage tube and IV last night
Whoops.
I'm hoping I'll get some clear broth today, which I won't get till my intestines turn on. Haven't had food since the first.
Whoops.
I'm hoping I'll get some clear broth today, which I won't get till my intestines turn on. Haven't had food since the first.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Chicken broth? Chicken broth is @#%^ING amazing on cold days. And today is a smidge nippy.
Edited, Jan 4th 2014 10:14am by lolgaxe
Edited, Jan 4th 2014 10:14am by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
In a fit of delusion in which I thought I was an android having my free will stolen, I ripped out the drainage tube and IV last night
Whoops.
Whoops.
Dem drugs, man.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I have a racist ****.
Steam: TuxedoFish
battle.net: Fishy #1649
GW2: Fishy.4129
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
that was good ****
Hellbanned
idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Meh, she just proved that idiots exist. I could've told her that. You get the same nonsensical "conversations" in most MMOs, especially if you let people believe you're an actual girl playing video games with them. The amount of hilarious/gross comments I've gotten on my female characters is just baffling. Sometimes I run with it just for sh*ts and giggles. It gets downright creepy really fast.
I remember one player asking for my phone number and wanting to do kinky phone stuffs after I'd helped him complete a mission in SWTOR. I never once claimed to be an actual girl, I was merely playing my female character. I mean, what the @#%^? It was pretty awkward when I told him I was a guy. He was like "Oh, right, I knew that", and then he logged off and never logged on again.
And one of the comments on her article holds some merit:
Quote:
Half of your attempts to push them away just sound like banter, OR it makes you sound trolly/ satirical and if I was reading it on the other end I would be kind of intrigued you weren't actually a pretty hilarious chick.
The sex thing, you need to understand as well, you really never gave a good reason to stay away. All of those guys are thinking- even if you pretend you are pregnant ill just f**k you and never talk to you again.
They're thinking OK, talking about pulling my teeth out, guess ill just f**k you and never talk to you again.
The sex thing, you need to understand as well, you really never gave a good reason to stay away. All of those guys are thinking- even if you pretend you are pregnant ill just f**k you and never talk to you again.
They're thinking OK, talking about pulling my teeth out, guess ill just f**k you and never talk to you again.
Also, this one struck me as odd:
Article wrote:
Men of the world: You are better than this. I know many of you would never message AaronCarterFan, but many of you would, and a whole bunch of you did. You're better than that. There are women and men out there who are smart, and kind, and challenging, and honest, and a lot of other really positive adjectives.
Birds of a feather, Alli. The men who messaged the fake, psychotic chick are not better than that. They deserve everything they get; let stupid procreate with stupid. Eventually, the offspring will be stupid enough that Darwinian laws step in and remove them from the equation. The only reason people like this get to procreate in the first place is because we no longer have to fight for our survival. These are the people who would've ended up getting eaten by a saber-toothed tiger while trying to **** a coconut.
Edited, Jan 5th 2014 4:56am by Mazra
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
Mazra wrote:
let stupid procreate with stupid. Eventually, the offspring will be stupid enough that Darwinian laws step in and remove them from the equation. The only reason people like this get to procreate in the first place is because we no longer have to fight for our survival. These are the people who would've ended up getting eaten by a saber-toothed tiger while trying to @#%^ a coconut.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Mazra wrote:
They deserve everything they get; let stupid procreate with stupid. Eventually, the offspring will be stupid enough that Darwinian laws step in and remove them from the equation.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
Mazra wrote:
They deserve everything they get; let stupid procreate with stupid. Eventually, the offspring will be stupid enough that Darwinian laws step in and remove them from the equation.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Hmm, SimC says I should be doing close to 100k DPS on my Affliction Warlock, but a 10-minute parse on a dummy gave me 70k. I know raid buffs are included in the SimC simulation, but a 40% damage output increase from buffs alone seems a bit much.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
What sort of buffs are included? If they add Bloodlust on a 5 minute fight then yeah, crazy sh*t's gonna happen. Also what procs and cooldowns do you have and how are you using them?
Also, is anyone here going to buy into the alpha and/or beta for Everquest Landmark?
Edited, Jan 5th 2014 2:42pm by Aethien
Also, is anyone here going to buy into the alpha and/or beta for Everquest Landmark?
Edited, Jan 5th 2014 2:42pm by Aethien
Could be Bloodlust, though I'm not sure.
Anyway, Affliction is gimped. I'm pushing 100k as Destruction no sweat.
Anyway, Affliction is gimped. I'm pushing 100k as Destruction no sweat.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
Now the other question, how do you use what cooldowns and procs you have? Because short of moving as little as possible and not failing your priority/rotation it's the biggest boost in dps you can get if you do it well. It can easily make a 10% difference in dps if you have a few of them.
I use cooldowns and trinkets as the guides tell me to. I guess there's just a big difference between Destruction and Affliction at these gear levels. Need to hit the haste breakpoint so I can begin stacking mastery.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
You have to keep in mind that SimCraft is also playing mathematically perfectly.
A big part of this is refreshing DoTs to maximize procs. Use the addon AffDots if you aren't, it's much better than any other DoT timer for maximizing DPS as a DoT class. And Destruction is a lot more forgiving on that than Affliction is.
Edited, Jan 5th 2014 10:46pm by IDrownFish
A big part of this is refreshing DoTs to maximize procs. Use the addon AffDots if you aren't, it's much better than any other DoT timer for maximizing DPS as a DoT class. And Destruction is a lot more forgiving on that than Affliction is.
Edited, Jan 5th 2014 10:46pm by IDrownFish
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I have a racist ****.
Steam: TuxedoFish
battle.net: Fishy #1649
GW2: Fishy.4129
someproteinguy wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Mazra wrote:
They deserve everything they get; let stupid procreate with stupid. Eventually, the offspring will be stupid enough that Darwinian laws step in and remove them from the equation.
hope, brought to you by carls junior
Hellbanned
idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
I'm all washed and clean. 
Seems like the best case scenario for me getting out of here is tomorrow.
Yesterday I experienced the pain of dry heaving with an incision wound down your abdomen, aka, the worst pain I've ever felt in my life.
Seems like the best case scenario for me getting out of here is tomorrow.
Yesterday I experienced the pain of dry heaving with an incision wound down your abdomen, aka, the worst pain I've ever felt in my life.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Horsemouth wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Mazra wrote:
They deserve everything they get; let stupid procreate with stupid. Eventually, the offspring will be stupid enough that Darwinian laws step in and remove them from the equation.
hope, brought to you by carls junior
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I'm all washed and clean.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Seems like the best case scenario for me getting out of here is tomorrow.
Yesterday I experienced the pain of dry heaving with an incision wound down your abdomen, aka, the worst pain I've ever felt in my life.
Yesterday I experienced the pain of dry heaving with an incision wound down your abdomen, aka, the worst pain I've ever felt in my life.
You should try not to do that again.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Speedy recovery wishes to you Digg! Once you get out of the hospital are you able to go back to work or do they want you to rest for a while first?
I can't wait until my bf gets his dental insurance card and can go to the dentist. He's been having some really intense tooth pain. It got so bad yesterday we took him to the ER. There was no physical signs of infection, so they just gave him some penicillin and some pain killers and told him to go to the dentist. Took us almost three hours of waiting to get to that point.
My mamabear instincts were coming out and I really wanted to throttle someone for not taking care of my man sooner.
I can't wait until my bf gets his dental insurance card and can go to the dentist. He's been having some really intense tooth pain. It got so bad yesterday we took him to the ER. There was no physical signs of infection, so they just gave him some penicillin and some pain killers and told him to go to the dentist. Took us almost three hours of waiting to get to that point.
My mamabear instincts were coming out and I really wanted to throttle someone for not taking care of my man sooner.
I've never even had a cavity, although I suppose I do go to the dentist twice a year.
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
I've never even had a cavity, although I suppose I do go to the dentist twice a year.
Like most people who don't have any serious dental issues?
Kaolian wrote:
After a horrific accident involving a radioactive housecat, Davejohnsan becomes “THE CAT YODALER!†By day, mild mannered veterinary supplies salesmen, but by night, daemon feline scourge of the swiss alps! Swiss cheese production falls sharply in the first quarter as lack of sleep slowly drives everyone in Switzerland insane
So Kali can't really skate. Not that this is unexpected given that she has the athlegic ability of a pudding but it was still funny.
Her boyfriend is a pretty nice guy too.
Her boyfriend is a pretty nice guy too.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I'm all washed and clean.
Also Dave, here's an avatar to replace your current non avatar with:
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Speedy recovery wishes to you Digg! Once you get out of the hospital are you able to go back to work or do they want you to rest for a while first?
Gonna have a recovery period. Probably 2-3 weeks. I'll probably need to go out on temporary disability or something. Today is one week in the hospital and I'm itching to be out of here... It was also the max estimate for the stay but no way to know what my chances of leaving are, really. We're sort of waiting for my intestines to wake back up.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
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