I want my new computer for work already. It was ordered like 2 months ago, and then arrived like a month ago, and is still
waiting for the IT people to install all kinds of IT junk on it.
In the meantime I hear my current one struggling. The little fan whirring, desperately fighting the heat, the streaming video, and the big data files. Poor thing needs to be shot already, it's clearly not going to recover from this.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover