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#3027 Dec 20 2013 at 10:08 AM Rating: Good
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Buy new deoderant during lunch? It's not like the stuff expires.
#3028 Dec 20 2013 at 10:25 AM Rating: Good
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I'll do that, probably. I used some hand sanitizer as a temporary measure.
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#3029 Dec 20 2013 at 10:55 AM Rating: Good
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As long as you don't sweat profusely I doubt anyone will notice.
#3030 Dec 20 2013 at 11:07 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I wish I could order a pizza, I miss pizza. Also Lolgaxe, could yyou ship over some pizza makers from NYC to make good pizza in the Netherlands? Just about the only American style pizza that is any good here is Domino's and you guys have pizza makers who can blow that out of the water coming out your nose.
I doubt I could convince Lombardis, but if the money were good I'm sure one or two would think about the offer.

I haven't actually had pizza for a while. There's this little hole in the wall place that makes great pizza, all fresh ... or as fresh asu can imagine a place described as a hole in the wall. You could probably rub a slice on a concrete wall and make it transparent, so it's not exactly healthy for you.

Thanks, now I'm having a craving. Pregnant style.
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#3031 Dec 20 2013 at 11:26 AM Rating: Good
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There is nobody here doing it properly. Although there is a chain named NY Pizza but their pizzas have been described to me as pizza shaped turds rather than anything resembling NY pizza (you can stab them for that, I don't mind) and Domino's seems to be doing pretty well in most of the country, especially with students. American pizzas go a lot better with too much beer than Italian pizzas.

Edited, Dec 20th 2013 6:26pm by Aethien
#3032 Dec 20 2013 at 11:44 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
As long as you don't sweat profusely I doubt anyone will notice.


I sweat a lot, and I am definitely a muskier sort of person.

I mean, with this much body hair, it's not that shocking.
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#3033 Dec 20 2013 at 1:29 PM Rating: Good
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Good luck! Try not to seduce whoever is interviewing you unless you want to have sex with your future boss written in the contract.

Jeez, thanks Aeth lol. Glad to know what you think of my morals. Smiley: tongue
See Asylum thread about Italian politicians, some slimeball put it in contract that his secretary had to have sex with him 4 times a month.

I'd post that picture of the lady saying "Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!" but I don't have premium.
#3034 Dec 20 2013 at 1:55 PM Rating: Good
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You can post pictures of people who have premium I think so you could try looking through lolgaxe's images for the right one.

Then again, that's more of a waste of time than reading the thread mentioned.
#3035 Dec 20 2013 at 2:45 PM Rating: Good
lol, pretty much.

BTW, I had my interview this morning. Went really well, it's just going to take some time to get the ball rolling because of the holidays. But by then my background check will probably have cleared.
#3036 Dec 20 2013 at 2:56 PM Rating: Good
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Good luck!
#3037 Dec 20 2013 at 3:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Good luck!
This. Smiley: grin

Will be awesome if this works out so well for you so fast. That's gotta be a record for transitioning from college to job.

Also, I realize I'm a bit slow on things, but I just read this today and had a good chuckle:

Quote:
Google motto 2004: Don't be evil
Google motto 2010: Evil is tricky to define
Google motto 2013: We make military robots
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#3038 Dec 20 2013 at 3:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Also, when did I get more posts than Pigtails? Smiley: confused
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#3039 Dec 20 2013 at 3:27 PM Rating: Good
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Somewhere last week I'd guess. You could double check on the top 250 if you wanted to.
#3040 Dec 20 2013 at 3:29 PM Rating: Good
WTF... Yeah, when did that happen!? Last I saw you had like 4k posts. Protein needs a post audit!

Yeah, I'd be pretty stoked to have a job less than a month after I finish my degree. Granted, it's not a super great paying job but it's more than I make now and the supervisor said that there's lots of room for career growth. He moved here from the East Coast two years ago and has gotten four promotions. He started in the same position I am. Granted he had 7 years previous experience, so that probably helped.
#3041 Dec 20 2013 at 3:34 PM Rating: Good
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I was wrong.
Dec 17

Dec 18.

You passed not only Pigtails but Xsarus as well.


Edit: You've also posted 57 times (at least) in the last 4 days, that's an average of over 14/day.

Edited, Dec 20th 2013 10:43pm by Aethien
#3042 Dec 20 2013 at 3:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Obviously I need to post less.

Smiley: lol
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#3043 Dec 20 2013 at 3:46 PM Rating: Good
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Nah, now is the time to post. You can still easily pass people on the list and watch yourself crawl up through the ranking. You don't get the same higher up, I still have some people I'm catching up to but it takes months and months to do so and Maz and lolgaxe don't even have to bother.

Edited, Dec 20th 2013 10:46pm by Aethien
#3044 Dec 20 2013 at 3:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Passing people is a relative term I guess. Outside of Pigtails and Xsarus most of those I'm passing quit being active on this site years ago.
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#3045 Dec 20 2013 at 3:52 PM Rating: Good
On the plus side, 300 more posts and I'll be in the top 100!
#3046 Dec 20 2013 at 3:55 PM Rating: Good
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Details, details.

It's all about seeing your name rise on the list. Into the top 100, then top 50, top 25, 20, 15, 10 and then it pretty much stops going up.
#3047 Dec 20 2013 at 4:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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So much posting. Smiley: frown

Sometimes it's just fun to see how people will react.
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#3048 Dec 20 2013 at 4:17 PM Rating: Good
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And in 807 posts you'll get a fancy title.
#3049 Dec 20 2013 at 4:33 PM Rating: Good
That's what I'm looking forward to the most. Smiley: sly
#3050 Dec 20 2013 at 4:37 PM Rating: Good
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Yours should be something like "Naughty" or "Girls just wanna have fun".
#3051 Dec 20 2013 at 4:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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