TO THE AIRPORT NOW.
I nearly wrote "Thairport".
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Have fun and I hope Airport security will be nice to you.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Have fun and I hope Airport security will be nice to you.
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That reminds me. One of our work study students got held up at the airport when picking up his parents because NSA was worried his thermos was a bomb. He is, of course, brown.
Edited, Dec 14th 2013 9:57am by idiggory
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Thank god I'm not brown. A Spanish security guard trying to make it clear to me and my mom what needed to go through the machine and that she needed to take off her boots and I could keep on my chucks in a mix of Spanish, sign language and about 3 words in English was a small adventure in and of itself.
When did Barcelona move to Florida?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Is that why Florida drags down every election?
Florida just sucks. There's no rhyme or reason, it just does.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
It doesn't all suck, Florida has Cigar City Brewing and they make some ******* amazing beers.
No, it all sucks. They just sometimes mask it really well. That brewery probably shoots a puppy for every bottle or something.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
In self defense I'm sure.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
In self defense I'm sure.
They were trying to steal their tennis balls.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
I think you're just jealous because Cigar City alone produces more quality beer than all of New Jersey combined.
And I think people would notice if they shot a few thousand puppies a day.
And I think people would notice if they shot a few thousand puppies a day.
Awareness of things isn't our strong point over here.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
Awareness of things isn't our strong point over here.
Particularly when we usually do everything possible to not pay attention to Florida.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
A lot of people pay attention to Cigar City though, maybe not to anything else in Florida but Cigar City are one of the big names worldwide.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Awareness of things isn't our strong point over here.
Particularly when we usually do everything possible to not pay attention to Florida.
i try to avoid everything you crazy mainlanders are doing
also the mc rib is awesome and i have 0 desire to know what it is made from or how. so tasty though
Hellbanned
idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
Florida is where old people go to die.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I have a racist ****.
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IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
Florida is where old people go to die.
Except they come back to NJ during the summer.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
I thought it was the Oompa Loompa's that migrated to New Jersey in the summer.
No they don't leave, they just hibernate.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Oh, that's even worse.
Yeah.
Thankfully, they're fairly confined (geographically speaking). I live on the bay that borders the island where Jersey Shore was filmed (and worked on the island south of theirs), and you don't even see that many guidos in this area. Actually, outside of the clubs themselves, they're fairly scarce.
You'll see plenty of tools in Atlantic City, sure. But AC isn't fun anyway.
Of course, I still see plenty of rednecks, so it's not like I really win in the end. More like I came second-to-last in the race.
Thankfully, they're fairly confined (geographically speaking). I live on the bay that borders the island where Jersey Shore was filmed (and worked on the island south of theirs), and you don't even see that many guidos in this area. Actually, outside of the clubs themselves, they're fairly scarce.
You'll see plenty of tools in Atlantic City, sure. But AC isn't fun anyway.
Of course, I still see plenty of rednecks, so it's not like I really win in the end. More like I came second-to-last in the race.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
At least you don't live in the bible belt?
My town is trying to pass an ordinance that would ban landlords from renting to anyone with two or more major drug convictions.
I might as well live in the bible belt.
I might as well live in the bible belt.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Because there's no drug problem if all the druggies live in the next town over?
Also, I actually live at the end of the Dutch "bible belt" which means that there's actually people going to church here amd that very rarely you see a woman with a long skirt and black socks with one or more kids with her doing her shopping.
Shocking, isn't it?
Also, I actually live at the end of the Dutch "bible belt" which means that there's actually people going to church here amd that very rarely you see a woman with a long skirt and black socks with one or more kids with her doing her shopping.
Shocking, isn't it?
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