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If you have a door opening inside "accidentally" put your desk against it so it can't open.

Or a trap door behind your door so you can send people down a slide to the basement.

A cheaper option, since you work in a hospital you should be able to get some warning signs that say CONTAGIOUS or something so people won't dare to enter your office without protection.


Edit: also, a slide to the parking lot outside may be more practical as it would save you time on your commute home!

Edited, Nov 14th 2013 9:59pm by Aethien

Oh God. Valve finally ended up putting out their Dota 2 Halloween even today.

Turns out they were working on a major update to the game, and intended to release the Halloween event with it. Well, they suck at planning, and realized that the Halloween event was delaying them horribly, so they canceled it and worked instead on getting the major update out the door in a reasonable amount of time.

The internet was not pleased.

I've never seen such an entitled group of neckbeards before. /r/Dota2 was screaming, people were bombing the Metacritic score for Dota 2, etc.

Valve ended up caving, and reincluded the Halloween update with the major update. Both just launched today.

The irony? The servers have been down for 2+ hours now since the update (when there's normally no downtime). This is hilarious.

The internet is never pleased.

Except when dealing with pastel ponies. That was a bit weird.

I prefer my men have beards that are groomed. Neck beards don't bother me, but I'd prefer it clean shaven. Too much facial hair is always better than none though.

I always have a full beard. I don't even know what my face looks like without it now, because the last time I saw it I was 40 pounds heavier.

Meanwhile, I had to scrape ice off my car to go get coffee...

Oh, right, you're way further north than us.

And it's been around -2 - 5C for much of the past week. It's NOT amusing.

I feel really bad for lolgaxe. Our winters often get warmer than this, yet it decides to plummet in autumn when he's outside...

And don't feel bad for me, my winters are the same as yours. Just more people and buildings.

It's also because my house has one wall that's mostly window but the roof extends a couple feet past that and there's lots of trees around. It's pretty terrible for letting in light.

And temperatures right around freezing are the worst, it's better to get some proper ice rather than the half frozen mush you end up with everywhere with those temperatures.

I think you pretty much have to be gorilla kind of hairy before tattoos become pointless. If in doubt you could always ask a tattoo artist for advice (/r/tattoos has a bunch so you could even ask there).