Kalivha wrote:
I suck at masturbation.
£49.99 (Excluding shipping) and you've solved that problem.
lolgaxe wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Since when is shooting goats with a machine gun a better alternative for sex than masturbation?
Clearly you've never fired an automatic rifle before.
Well, no. I'm too much of a pacifist to do that. I'd be a terrible terrible soldier (And the only reason I'm not saying the worst ever is that I'm in decent shape).
Edited, May 7th 2012 4:55pm by Aethien