£49.99 (Excluding shipping) and you've solved that problem.
I suck at masturbation.
Well, no. I'm too much of a pacifist to do that. I'd be a terrible terrible soldier (And the only reason I'm not saying the worst ever is that I'm in decent shape).
Clearly you've never fired an automatic rifle before.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Since when is shooting goats with a machine gun a better alternative for sex than masturbation?
Edited, May 7th 2012 4:55pm by Aethien