Pigtails, do not be jealous, this guy doesn't even live in the same country as me and then there's the whole issue of me moving to Pakistan where his people are prosecuted and I don't even wanna risk getting laid otherwise because extramarital sex is illegal... yeah, @#%^it, I'm gonna buy a machine gun and shoot goats or something.
Edit: Also, I might be rebounding from a sexless relationship. It's good, though. Plus, that relationship isn't over.
Edited, May 7th 2012 10:34am by Kalivha