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I think tasers are a bit too strong for happy sexy fun times in bed.

Having a large portion of your muscles lock up is probably counter productive to sexual activity.

Edited, Nov 22nd 2011 10:18am by lolgaxe

Pfft. Rain...

You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Imagine what you're imagining, then remember that (a) you'll probably have at least a light sheen of sweat covering your body, (b) sweat is liquid and very conductive of electricity, (c) not to mention other liquids produced while copulating, and (d) the close proximity to the other individual while said electricity is coursing through you. Change it a little and have it happen during penetration and you have a video worthy of America's Funniest Home Videos.

A quick search on Fetlife confirmed that there are people who think tasers are good toys for the bedroom.


the more you know...

Being good at math is worth it.

Being good at math is worth it if you don't get caught.

Have you guys checked out the MoP talent/spec calculator thingy? General first impression is a mix of being underwhelmed and confused.

Feral (DPS) Druids won't get Savage Defense, Thick Hide, Frenzied Regeneration or Survival of the Fittest (crit immunity), meaning Bear Form will only give us a health and armor boost, at the cost of pretty much all our DPS. Nice.

Guardian (tank) Druids won't get Rip, Shred or Savage Roar, meaning Bears will probably do more DPS in Bear Form than Cat Form. Also very nice.

Basically, there'll be very little reason to ever switch between the two forms. You can't even off-tank dungeons anymore as a Kitty since switching to Bear Form won't prevent the boss from one-shotting you with a crit, and you'll have no mitigation cooldowns, no blocking and no health regen. Switching to Bear might delay a wipe by one or two seconds.

Good game, Blizzard. You sure know how to make hybrids feel like hybrids.

It should be noted that non-Prot Warriors and Paladins apparently don't lose their ability to equip a shield and block with it. Only Druids get shafted there. Warriors also retain their Enraged Regeneration since it's tied to the talents, not the specialization. In essence, you can make an Arms Warriors off-tank better than a Feral Druid. Which is @#%^ing hilarious if you ask me.

And I bet it's all because of PvP.

Also, assuming it's not an error, non-Resto Druids lose their OOC resurrection.

Edited, Nov 23rd 2011 1:39pm by Mazra

Wait, Guardian Druids get two health regens?

New talents are so incredibly ******* boring.

There's potential there. I'm a little afraid they'll take some of the fun out of it though, like how Mages can't spell-steal the good stuff. I'll hope the overlook some things though. Kitty gonna arcane blast you!

Looks like my wife decided we're spending Thanksgiving from today to Friday with the family.

If you hear about a New York woman mysteriously vanishing over the course of those days, I had nothing to do with it.