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#22402 Jun 26 2013 at 4:36 PM Rating: Good
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Hey Tails, we should have a mega Facebook **** fight one day, just to see what happens when our Facebook friends join in on it. Smiley: lol

Also, Michael Bay is a god! Armageddon is on my Top 5 Favorite Movies list. So there!
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The problem with social media is that it's rarely social, most of it is just a big ol' circlejerk.


says the man posting in a Online Forum thread thats pretty much the same thing (Forums are social media, as you need to have lots of people to keep them going)
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The problem with social media is that it's rarely social, most of it is just a big ol' circlejerk.


says the man posting in a Online Forum thread thats pretty much the same thing (Forums are social media, as you need to have lots of people to keep them going)


pretty sure this qualifies as a big ol' circlejerk, just with less people than the main social media places.
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#22405 Jun 26 2013 at 11:17 PM Rating: Good
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This place is also less "admire the coffee I just **** I took/dumb thought I just had" than facebook. And it's still a circlejerk.
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This place is also less "admire the coffee I just had/sh*t I took/dumb thought I just had" than facebook. And it's still a circlejerk.


Unless its beer, butts, and RCT3?
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Which are clearly much more interesting subjects, there's also slightly more to ZAM than the bored druid thread.
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#22408 Jun 27 2013 at 2:39 AM Rating: Good
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ya the lack of constant OMG LOOK AT MY CAT/BABY/CAR/WHATEVERIJUSTATE is nice

i haz beer Smiley: nod
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#22409 Jun 27 2013 at 4:01 AM Rating: Good
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LinkedIn isn't really like Facebook though. Your profile is essentially your resume (and it's increasingly common that you can submit your LinkedIn to a company in place of a traditional job application).

You don't go there for fun, you go there for networking.
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#22410 Jun 27 2013 at 6:01 AM Rating: Good
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That only makes it worse.
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#22411 Jun 27 2013 at 7:35 AM Rating: Good
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Which are clearly much more interesting subjects, there's also slightly more to ZAM than the bored druid thread.
Not much though. I should know, I'm the Uncle Traveling Matt of Zam.
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#22412 Jun 27 2013 at 8:14 AM Rating: Good
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Hence y use of the world slightly.
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#22413 Jun 27 2013 at 9:55 AM Rating: Good
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Facebook is messed up.

Some kid at school got smacked upside down by a kid from a neighboring school (the less nice part of town) because of something a third kid wrote on Facebook. They're 12 years old, man, and they're beating each other up over stupid comments on Facebook.

Kids these days grow up without learning how to handle the online forums. We know the difference between anonymity (YouTube) and not (Facebook). They don't. Simply being behind a screen empowers them to do things they normally wouldn't do out of fear of reprisals, but they ignore the fact that writing something on Facebook doesn't make it any less real, nor does it protect them from reprisals any more than saying it to someone's face. The entire point of Facebook is that you're not anonymous - you're the opposite. Anything you say has your name tagged on it, and then it's blasted out over the internet for everyone (unless you fixed your personal settings) to read.

That's why I only get into **** fights on YouTube. And only with people from other continents. At least then I know they'd have to spend a lot of time, effort and money to come beat me up. I know, right? I'm, like, super smart... Smiley: schooled

Edit: Also, my key chain is shaped so that it can be used as impromptu (spiked) knuckles if I'm confronted on the streets. And I sleep with a baseball bat and a knife within reach. I live in the not so nice part of town.

Edited, Jun 27th 2013 6:01pm by Mazra
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Going to have to start calling you Switchblade Mazra or something.
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I should totally get a switchblade. I'd have to get one shaped like a lighter or something, though, because they're illegal and the police tends to do searches on the street. Not that I look like someone who would carry a blade, but still, I'd rather not get a sentence.

They're a bit crazy with carrying blades here. Some kid brought a box cutter home from work (he worked at a grocery store) and was arrested for carrying a "blade weapon". He'd have gone to jail for a month if the judge hadn't intervened and ruled that particular law nonsensical. Not entirely sure why he did that, but it might have been related to two other incidents that happened while the box cutter kid was pending sentence:

A mentally challenged person found a knife on the street and, upon spotting two nearby police officers, rolled up in his wheelchair and asked them if it was the illegal kind of knife, because then he'd like to turn it in. They then arrested him for carrying a blade weapon. Smiley: lol

A man had been on a fishing trip in the Netherlands or something, but was stopped at the border upon returning here. The border police found a fishing box with a knife in it. The knife was too long, so he was slammed with the "blade weapon" sentence as well.

Yeah, they don't like knives here. Too many stabbings at the nightclubs. I mean, nothing like in New York, or any other town in the US, but we're a relatively small country, so something like a stabbing is front page news for a good week or two.

Edit: It wasn't the CCW law; it was another one that basically allowed the police officers to deem a bladed tool illegal (weapon) or not on the spot. Like, if someone was stopped at a nightclub with a box cutter - or a screwdriver for that matter - they would consider it a weapon. If someone was stopped on his way home from work with similar items, they wouldn't. The problem with that law was that everyone working late could be arrested if they were carrying anything that might be used to harm someone else. I believe a carpenter was arrested for carrying a screwdriver while on his way home. Unfortunately, his path home took him past the nightclub area, so the police considered it a weapon.

Silly laws.

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Apparently I'm too old to know what any of that means . . .
If I'm not at least 20 years older than you, I'll eat my hat. Actually, I don't have a hat. I'll dance an Irish jig while wearing a dress in the middle of the East Village. Although, I doubt anyone would notice if I did that.

Like digg said, Linkedin is Facebook for networking. I fail at it. Partly because it's a social interaction thing and partly because it's really hard for me to give a f__k about it. I'm more partial to old school networking. You know, meeting people for lunch or meeting them after work for a beer.

Today everyone is too busy to take an hour away for lunch, and beer has too many carbs so they want to meet up for a Carmello Machiato Venti Robusto Arrigato Cappuccino. With skim milk and splenda. Thing is, like so much other **** today, it's all form and no substance. There's no there there.

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Edit: Also, my key chain is shaped so that it can be used as impromptu (spiked) knuckles if I'm confronted on the streets. And I sleep with a baseball bat and a knife within reach. I live in the not so nice part of town.
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Apparently I'm too old to know what any of that means . . .
If I'm not at least 20 years older than you, I'll eat my hat.
I was 4 the last time the Mets won a World Series. Smiley: frown

Edited, Jun 27th 2013 12:23pm by lolgaxe
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Mazra wrote:
They're a bit crazy with carrying blades here.

Smiley: eek

Well I'll say so. It's just a bit of a contrast to the whole 'open carry' thing we have over here. Just a bit. I don't know how you people do it, I'd feel naked without my Leatherman. So useful.
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For Protein. I saw this on reddit.

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hmmm. So you're four years older than my daughter then.

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For Protein. I saw this on reddit.
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Those are my favorites, and dear God that is how since is done...
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They're a bit crazy with carrying blades here.

Smiley: eek

Well I'll say so. It's just a bit of a contrast to the whole 'open carry' thing we have over here. Just a bit. I don't know how you people do it, I'd feel naked without my Leatherman. So useful.


Basically, our weapons law states that the only knives you're allowed to carry in public are folding knives with a blade no longer than 7 cm (2.8 inches). In addition, these folding knives cannot have lockable blades, and the folding mechanism must require two hands to operate.

Leatherman created a model for the Danish market that doesn't have the thumb grip on the blade. As such, you need two hands to unfold it, which makes it legal.

Hunters, fishers, craftsmen, etc. are allowed to carry daggers/knives that can't be folded, but nothing with a blade longer than 12 cm (4.7 inches). They also have to leave the knife at work, or drive directly home and dump it before going anywhere else with it. The car does not count as private property if it's parked in a public area.
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hmmm. So you're four years older than my daughter then.


How she doin'? Smiley: sly

I'm assuming we're talking about 1986 here? I'm not all that into US sports.
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1986, yes. My sister was born that September, who I blame my team's lack of success on.
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Sooo... your sister and cyn's daughter is a year younger than me?

Interesting.

Very interesting.
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They also live in the US and you don't know what they look like. Have you scared away all the girls in Denmark?
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They also live in the US and you don't know what they look like. Have you scared away all the girls in Denmark?
Why, my daughter looks like me, of course. And I am the spitting image of Kate Upton . . .

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Well in that case, go get em Maz!
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They also live in the US and you don't know what they look like. Have you scared away all the girls in Denmark?


No, but I'm thinking of advancing to more exotic hunting grounds.
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I wouldn't hunt a Ginny Princess.
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I wouldn't hunt a Ginny Princess.
Not even with a sniper rifle?
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Not even with a sniper rifle?
Relevant.
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The **** is a Ginny Princess? Looked it up and found myself reading some Harry Potter fanfic in which Ginny becomes a princess.

I don't even...
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It's a derogatory term for Italian. I can say it, because I am one. Anyway, she's not quite Jersey Shore, but she's been arrested for stabbing someone through the hand with a fork.
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The crazy chicks are better in the sack, right?
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Hot/Crazy Scale.
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#22437 Jun 27 2013 at 3:25 PM Rating: Good
For the uninitiated:



Also, that Frog Princess fanfic is my favorite, don't bash.

Edited, Jun 27th 2013 5:27pm by IDrownFish
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Frog Princess fanfic? Seriously, what is this?!
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#22439 Jun 27 2013 at 5:43 PM Rating: Good
Harry Potter fanfic titled The Frog Princess or something. And it has all the sparklies and junk.

Edited, Jun 27th 2013 7:47pm by IDrownFish
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Also, that Frog Princess fanfic is my favorite, don't bash.

Edited, Jun 27th 2013 5:27pm by IDrownFish


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as a totally unrelated side note, i pooped over and checked the asylum. barely any threads on the snowden stuff except from protein.

its like people expect everything to be public now or something, idk.
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I barely know what that case is about anyway.
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#22444 Jun 28 2013 at 3:08 AM Rating: Good
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im in your house, reading your mail, listening to your phone calls, your email. watching and studying everything you do online.

the more you encrypt stuff the harder i watch.

then the us gov skeets big, LOL we was trolling you all. we did it for teh lulz.
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It hasn't really gotten spectacular enough to grab the popcorn on this side of the ocean.
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To be honest, I don't know anyone who cares that much. A lot of people were on his side at first, then he started telling the Chinese stuff and less were. But no one ever career that much, at least not from what I saw.
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Meh, I don't really care if the government is spying on me; I have nothing to hide. It's the public CCTV debate over again. Who cares if the government has a recording of you scratching your **** or picking your nose. It's not like they're going to broadcast it to the world at any point. And if it helps prevent psychotic people from killing innocents, they can have a picture of me scratching my ass, no problem.

Read an article today about Snowden. Apparently he said, in 2009, that whistleblowers deserved to be shot in the balls. I found that funny, considering.

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How many threads would you expect talking about the exact same thing?
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How many **** marriage threads have we had now that are all the exact same thing? I'm pretty sure it's over 20.
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Yeah, but those threads rarely start that way, and the ones that do are when something "new" happens in the world.
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Something like that. Every thread there is about **** stuff if you let it go on long enough.

What we really need is a good global warming thread. Smiley: rolleyes


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