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#22352 Jun 25 2013 at 9:05 AM Rating: Good
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No ****. Is there anyone who doesn't know that?




Also bad Mazra, bad!
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#22353 Jun 25 2013 at 10:34 AM Rating: Good
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Also, I only just got into Scrubs. I have no idea why as I have tried to watch the show at least 5 times before but it clicked now and I am enjoying myself.
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#22354 Jun 25 2013 at 10:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Scrubs is awesome. So much to laugh about there, and they did such a good job of portraying some of the quirkiness of a teaching hospital.
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#22355 Jun 25 2013 at 10:58 AM Rating: Good
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Scrubs is awesome. So much to laugh about there, and they did such a good job of portraying some of the quirkiness of a teaching hospital.
What are you doing out of the lab? Get back down to the basement now! And tell the Pharmacists to stop ******** about everything!

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#22356 Jun 25 2013 at 11:01 AM Rating: Good
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I wonder if my sister has seen any of it, she's close to being a nurse now (1 more year I think).
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#22357 Jun 25 2013 at 11:14 AM Rating: Good
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O.K., I'm weird, but this is one of the things I love about reddit. Someone posted a thread titled "What's the most intellectual joke you know?"
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3 logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks "Does everyone want a beer?"

The first logician says "I don't know."

The second logician says "I don't know."

The third logician says "Yes!"

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Explanation: If any one of the three logicians does NOT want a beer, the answer to the bartender's question is "No."

The first logician wants a beer, but doesn't know whether his two friends do. So he says "I don't know."

The second logician now knows that the first logician wants a beer, because if he didn't he would have said no. And though he does want a beer, the he still doesn't know whether the third logician wants a beer. So he says "I don't know."

The third logician now knows that the first two logicians want beer, because otherwise one of them would have said no. So, as he also wants a beer, he now knows that all three logician wants a beer. So he can say "Yes."

Source: I ******* love meth

Of course, since they are logicians, the first one should have deduced that all three unquestionably would want beer, and so should have said "Yes!".

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#22358 Jun 25 2013 at 11:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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I don't know how someone saying "I don't know" means they want a beer. Seems like the 3rd dude would be just as in the dark as the other two.

I liked this one though:

Quote:
First Law of Thermodynamics: You can't win.

Second Law of Thermodynamics: You can't break even.

Third Law of Thermodynamics: You can't stop playing.
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#22359 Jun 25 2013 at 11:26 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
I don't know how someone saying "I don't know" means they want a beer.
I don't know.
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#22360 Jun 25 2013 at 11:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
I don't know how someone saying "I don't know" means they want a beer.
I don't know.
Porter or Ale?
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#22361 Jun 25 2013 at 12:05 PM Rating: Good
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Logicians:

NSFW

Edited, Jun 25th 2013 2:05pm by lolgaxe
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#22362 Jun 25 2013 at 12:11 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
I don't know how someone saying "I don't know" means they want a beer.
I don't know.
Porter or Ale?
A porter is an ale.
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#22363 Jun 25 2013 at 12:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
I don't know how someone saying "I don't know" means they want a beer.
I don't know.
Porter or Ale?
A porter is an ale.
I don't know.
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#22364 Jun 25 2013 at 12:16 PM Rating: Good
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And you call yourself a scientist. Smiley: disappointed
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#22365 Jun 25 2013 at 12:17 PM Rating: Good
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He needs a Deep 13 patch.
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#22366 Jun 25 2013 at 12:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Aethien wrote:
And you call yourself a scientist. Smiley: disappointed


Protein or carbohydrate?

Edited, Jun 25th 2013 11:18am by someproteinguy
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#22367 Jun 25 2013 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien wrote:
And you call yourself a scientist. Smiley: disappointed


Protein or carbohydrate?

Edited, Jun 25th 2013 11:18am by someproteinguy
I'd tell you if i knew what a carbohydrate was.





Also, an ale is a beer made with top fermenting yeast, a lager is a beer made with bottom fermenting yeast. a porter i made with top fermenting yeast (as are most styles or beer).
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#22368 Jun 25 2013 at 12:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien wrote:
And you call yourself a scientist. Smiley: disappointed


Protein or carbohydrate?

Edited, Jun 25th 2013 11:18am by someproteinguy
I'd tell you if i knew what a carbohydrate was.
Boobs or butts?

Sure we'll find something we both understand eventually. Smiley: lol
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#22369 Jun 25 2013 at 1:27 PM Rating: Good
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Random words, wheeee! Smiley: yippee
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#22370 Jun 25 2013 at 1:27 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Boobs or butts?
I don't know.
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#22371 Jun 25 2013 at 1:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
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Boobs or butts?
I don't know.
Porter or Ale?
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#22372 Jun 25 2013 at 1:30 PM Rating: Good
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Third base.
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#22373 Jun 25 2013 at 1:33 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien wrote:
And you call yourself a scientist. Smiley: disappointed


Protein or carbohydrate?

Edited, Jun 25th 2013 11:18am by someproteinguy
I'd tell you if i knew what a carbohydrate was.
Boobs or butts?

Sure we'll find something we both understand eventually. Smiley: lol
Butts.

Boobs are awesome but a nice *** is just.. daaaaaaaaamn.
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#22374 Jun 25 2013 at 1:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
Third base.


We're not talking about him.

Edited, Jun 25th 2013 12:34pm by someproteinguy
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#22375 Jun 25 2013 at 1:37 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
We're not talking about him.
We're not talking about Who?

I like how that's an 80 year old joke and it's still hilarious.
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#22376 Jun 25 2013 at 1:43 PM Rating: Good
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I'll just pretend I still know what you old people are talking about.
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#22377 Jun 25 2013 at 1:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I'll just pretend I still know what you old people are talking about.

You don't know? Smiley: eek

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#22378 Jun 25 2013 at 1:45 PM Rating: Good
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Whippersnappers. Git off my lawn.

My arthritis got me beaten to the punch. Smiley: bah


Edited, Jun 25th 2013 3:46pm by lolgaxe
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#22379 Jun 25 2013 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
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old people... Smiley: oyvey
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#22380 Jun 25 2013 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
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Sooo... butts?
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#22381 Jun 25 2013 at 2:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mazra wrote:
Sooo... butts?
Naturally.
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#22382 Jun 25 2013 at 2:31 PM Rating: Good
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They're a universal thing, Men and women, straight or ***, young or old. everyone likes a sey ***.
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#22383 Jun 25 2013 at 2:37 PM Rating: Good
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Sey asses do rock.
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#22384 Jun 25 2013 at 2:43 PM Rating: Good
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Oh shutup Maz.
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#22385 Jun 25 2013 at 2:50 PM Rating: Good
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Tee hee.
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Screenshot
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#22387 Jun 25 2013 at 3:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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#22389 Jun 25 2013 at 7:07 PM Rating: Good
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Only three more days of ****.

Only three more days of ****.

Only three more days of ****.

Thank god.
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#22390 Jun 25 2013 at 7:17 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
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And you call yourself a scientist. Smiley: disappointed


Protein or carbohydrate?

Edited, Jun 25th 2013 11:18am by someproteinguy
I'd tell you if i knew what a carbohydrate was.
Boobs or butts?

Sure we'll find something we both understand eventually. Smiley: lol
lolgaxe must have his corporal browsing Zam for him again.I expected the"Why don't we have both" meme.


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#22391 Jun 25 2013 at 7:18 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Only three more days of ****.

Only three more days of ****.

Only three more days of ****.

Thank god.
Er, didn't you get the email from HR?


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#22392 Jun 25 2013 at 10:46 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Mazra wrote:
Sooo... butts?
Naturally.


everyone knows this.

i do love the logicians joke. it total makes butts.
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#22393 Jun 26 2013 at 3:16 AM Rating: Good
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On a less positive note, I found out this morning at 6:30 that if a steamroller drives by my house at only a few meters distance my house shakes violently enough to wake me up.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Only three more days of ****.

Only three more days of ****.

Only three more days of ****.

Thank god.
Er, didn't you get the email from HR?




Last night, around 11:15, our fire alarm went off, because of damage to the system. So I had to move a student to a new room. An hour later, when I could finally get back in bed, I couldn't fall asleep. So today's day of **** is being faced with about 2.5 hours total.

I just want to crawl under a table and nap...
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#22396 Jun 26 2013 at 8:25 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe must have his corporal browsing Zam for him again.I expected the"Why don't we have both" meme.
If I always do what's expected, then things become boring. Smiley: tongue
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I feel like such a limpdick at the office. I got a notification from Linkedin to "endorse" someone in the office for a skill someone else recommended them for. So I clicked the endorse button and was whisked to my Linkedin homepage, which is pretty barren. The rest of the office have fully decked out homepages with all kinds of info and horse manure about how great they are at this and that.

I then looked at my page and thought, "I should put up a photo, and add info about my experience, and add some skills for people to endorse, and accept those 10 invitations, and look through the recommendations because I know a lot of those people, and send out some invitations . . . and then I logged out and came to browse zam instead.

Maybe I should list that as one of my skills. You guys would endorse me for "Pointless and Inane Jibber-Jabber" wouldn't you?

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#22398 Jun 26 2013 at 10:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Apparently I'm too old to know what any of that means, but you do have a knack with pointless and inane jibber-jabber so Smiley: thumbsup [like] and green arrow and whatever other positive internety thing.
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#22399 Jun 26 2013 at 10:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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I've heard of that LinkedIn thing.

Kids these days... Smiley: oyvey
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The problem with social media is that it's rarely social, most of it is just a big ol' circlejerk.
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I've heard of that LinkedIn thing.

Kids these days... Smiley: oyvey


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