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#10877 Oct 20 2011 at 9:24 AM Rating: Good
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I will say, if they didn't have amusing commercials then there would be absolutely nothing positive to say about those companies at all.
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#10878 Oct 20 2011 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
Yes, because sexism (even against men) is HILARIOUS. Smiley: rolleyes
#10879 Oct 20 2011 at 3:15 PM Rating: Good
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It is.

Man up.
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#10880 Oct 20 2011 at 3:22 PM Rating: Good
I don't wanna.
#10881 Oct 20 2011 at 3:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's really pretty funny.

It's too bad pigtails doesn't have a sense of humour. You know, because she's a woman.Smiley: tongue

Edited, Oct 20th 2011 4:47pm by Xsarus
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#10882 Oct 20 2011 at 3:51 PM Rating: Good
Hmph. Smiley: bah
#10883 Oct 20 2011 at 4:22 PM Rating: Good
Pigtails, what was wrong with E?


For me, it's... mhh. The other thing is running so incredibly well now I can't believe it, but with Andrew it's an issue of him not having the time to come down here and me not having the money (and often not the time either) to go up there, so we've seen each other for a few hours once in the last month. Meh.


Man, this random guy from my 1st year biology class wants me to give him oral. What the...
#10884 Oct 20 2011 at 6:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Kali, how the hell do you end up discussing such things with random people?

If I talk to random people, it's often stuff like "So... weather's pretty good/bad, huh?" while your random chat is "No, I don't wanna give you oral..."?

Smiley: dubious
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#10885 Oct 20 2011 at 6:33 PM Rating: Good
He messaged me making racial slurs while asking for oral. Out of the blue. After not talking to me for at least half a year (and even before that, it was nothing but "hi" for ages).

Now what's more interesting is that the last three people I've met completely randomly (no studies, societies or common acquaintances involved) were from Syria, Saudi Arabia and Iran. Oh, and there were those two guys from Dubai. I suppose that fits in nicely, too.
#10886 Oct 20 2011 at 8:24 PM Rating: Good
That is really odd Kali.

With E, he messaged me last week saying that he was concerned because of the way our relationship is currently. We entered it, both wanting a romantic relationship and as it stands now our relationship is mostly about sex. He felt guilty, because he thought I was more emotionally invested in it than he was. So he wants us to work on our friendship. But, the way he worded things, it sounded as if he wanted us to basically break up and work on the friendship and then see if things got better from there. That really upset me. Turns out, that was just a suggestion, not him saying that's what he actually wanted. We had a date last night and got things cleared up.
#10887 Oct 21 2011 at 12:05 AM Rating: Good
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Those tiny bottles that they have at hotels. Doubly rage worthy when it's slop like Nat Ice and Budweiser.


12 oz bottle are little beers.
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#10888 Oct 21 2011 at 7:43 AM Rating: Good
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Kalivha wrote:
He messaged me making racial slurs while asking for oral. Out of the blue. After not talking to me for at least half a year (and even before that, it was nothing but "hi" for ages).


So he was drunk?

Experience tells me that drunken calls that involve racial slurs and suggestions of sexual activities usually don't end well.
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#10889 Oct 21 2011 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
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Drunken calls that are recorded, however, are great sources of entertainment.

And blackmail.
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#10890 Oct 21 2011 at 2:50 PM Rating: Good
He denied being drunk. I think he was, anyway.
#10891 Oct 21 2011 at 3:37 PM Rating: Good
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When I'm drunk I just talk to Pigtails. I think she doesn't mind. Smiley: grin


And I had a nice dinner with a lovely lady today at the always enjoyable Kafe België.
We talked about beer (duh, beer bar), religion, poetry, BDSM and many other things. Oh and about beer. We also ogled the waiter together Smiley: grin

I also got to try a Delirium Nocturnum and a Buffalo Stout (a Belgian stout, ironically) both which I enjoyed thoroughly. the place and company may have helped in that though.
Either way, having dinner with a lovely lady who knows her beers in a beer bar with a cute waiter is a very good thing.
#10892 Oct 21 2011 at 7:36 PM Rating: Good
Yeah, talking to Aeth when he's drunk is highly amusing. Smiley: nod
#10893 Oct 21 2011 at 9:17 PM Rating: Good
Save logs. Post whatever is not too inappropriate for here.


In other news, I might have a) found a decent job in Edinburgh to do part-time, and b) stumbled across the best job opportunity I could have possibly hoped for in Karachi for next summer. If everything goes by plan, I'll also get a room in a really great area over there. I've got my first preparatory medical checkup next Thursday, and I'll talk to my actuarialist friends about getting insured for every possibility. Mostly Taliban so my mum calms down a bit. I wonder if there is such a thing as terrorism insurance.

Not that I believe it'd do any good, but it'll calm her down, I guess. She went so insane over this the Skype call disconnected.



Edit: And I decided to google my grandpa to see what his degree was on and if he actually wrote any academic papers related to it; I found some of his papers online (I know they're his because he specialised in something ridiculously special later in life), but not relevant ones to what I was looking for.

Edited, Oct 22nd 2011 3:20am by Kalivha
#10894 Oct 21 2011 at 10:19 PM Rating: Good
I will admit, most of it is inappropriate for here. =x
#10895 Oct 22 2011 at 4:31 AM Rating: Good
hah, awesome.
#10896 Oct 22 2011 at 4:53 AM Rating: Good
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Only most of it?
#10897 Oct 22 2011 at 5:05 AM Rating: Good
Well yeah. A fair amount is about my relationship stuff, which I talk about here anyways.
#10898 Oct 22 2011 at 9:04 AM Rating: Good
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Hay gusy lol.
How is everyones weekend going?

I've just been chilling out, watching the second season of Californication. Best show ever, I'm telling you. No beers, unofrtunately. At least not yet, maybe later today, hopefully.

#10899 Oct 22 2011 at 9:19 AM Rating: Good
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Wow, this completely ruined my childhood memories.

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#10900 Oct 22 2011 at 9:35 AM Rating: Good
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And this just freaked me out.

Linked to because it's potentially NSFW.
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#10901 Oct 22 2011 at 12:49 PM Rating: Good
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That's just... disturbing. I can't think of anything objectively wrong with it, but... ewwwwww.
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