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#10502 Oct 07 2011 at 3:12 PM Rating: Good
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#10503 Oct 07 2011 at 3:35 PM Rating: Good
Okay, I'm freaked out. For the last 5-7 days or so, it's felt weird to swallow. I finally took a look at my tongue a little bit ago, and I have these weird blister type things on the back of my tongue. They look kinda like the suction cups on octupi and squid legs. Immediately called the health center on campus and I have an appointment in an hour. The main reason I'm freaked out is because this started up a couple days after my date last week with the new guy. >.> I get a bit paranoid when it comes to my health, add in the even slight possibility that it might be some sort of STD and I start panicking.
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#10504 Oct 07 2011 at 3:45 PM Rating: Good
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Sounds like circumvallate papilla, which everyone has.
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#10505 Oct 07 2011 at 3:57 PM Rating: Good
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A little further reading suggests that their enlarging is generally due to irritants from food or beverage. I'd still get it checked out, but I wouldn't panic.
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#10506 Oct 07 2011 at 5:07 PM Rating: Good
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Sounds like a blister. I sometimes get them on my gums. Painful, but harmless.

My parents have a bottle of some menthol medicament from the late 18th century, or at least the bottle looks to be from back then. You put two or three drops in a glass of water and gurgle the mixture.

The first time you do it, the sensation is somewhat equivalent to having your face pierced by a white-hot rod. It makes you want to break off your own jaw and throw it out the window. It gets better the second and third time.

Whatever it is, it works.
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#10507 Oct 07 2011 at 5:21 PM Rating: Good
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I agree.

Except I have no urge to keep a beard in decent order. Plus with my scraggly hair atm a messy beard probably would get me mistaken for some kind of hairy backwoods mountain man, or sasquatch, or something.
Hawt.
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#10508 Oct 07 2011 at 6:16 PM Rating: Good
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Did I ever mention that one of the events officers from the Muslim society has the best hair I've ever seen on a man? It is shiny and pretty and stuff.

He has a beard also.



****, I want my own beard. I want to be a man so badly sometimes. More for the beard than other bits, though.
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#10509 Oct 07 2011 at 6:18 PM Rating: Good
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Sounds like circumvallate papilla, which everyone has.


Yeah, that's exactly what it was. I feel like an idiot. But, at least J and I had fun making my doctor uncomfortable. She asked if we were new partners, and I told her no, we'd been together for a while. But, we had an open relationship and I did have a new partner. She responded "Oh, okay. OH." and looked kind of embarrassed lol. She then made some kind of comment about it being normal to be concerned about transmitting stuff when you are "intimate with your mouth." We still have no idea whether she was referring to making out, blow jobs, or both.
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#10510 Oct 07 2011 at 6:19 PM Rating: Good
I wouldn't mind being a dude for a day or so, that way I could find out what it's like to have a *****. That could be pretty fun.
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#10511 Oct 07 2011 at 6:29 PM Rating: Good
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Only reason I knew that was because I have a soldier in my squad that freaked the **** out over it and we rushed him to the hospital over it. I wasn't too happy about it.
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#10512 Oct 07 2011 at 8:15 PM Rating: Good
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Wonder Gem PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I wouldn't mind being a dude for a day or so, that way I could find out what it's like to have a *****. That could be pretty fun.



Yeah, this.



So I forgot my Urdu notes at the Muslim meeting today and awesome hair dude decided to put them in the ladies' prayer room. I either need to ask someone to bring them out for me or learn prayer room conduct by Monday. I'm not sure if they're doing this on purpose or not.
To be fair, the prayer room was the most convenient location to leave it for picking up later; people leave their stuff there all the time and it's kind of like a place where you can keep valuables without even needing a lock.
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#10513 Oct 08 2011 at 4:28 AM Rating: Good
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Kali, can I have your bacon and beer?
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#10514 Oct 08 2011 at 4:36 AM Rating: Good
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Kali, can I have your bacon and beer?


Maz, can I haz bacon and beer?
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#10515 Oct 08 2011 at 4:48 AM Rating: Good
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Can I haz bacon and beer?

I has 'em
#10516 Oct 08 2011 at 4:49 AM Rating: Good
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Do I look like someone who would share my bacon and beer?
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#10517 Oct 08 2011 at 4:54 AM Rating: Good
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Can I haz bacon and beer?

I has 'em


OH NOES!!!111!!!
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#10518 Oct 08 2011 at 4:55 AM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
Do I look like someone who would share my bacon and beer?


Yes.
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#10519 Oct 08 2011 at 4:58 AM Rating: Good
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No beer for me today.
#10520 Oct 08 2011 at 5:02 AM Rating: Good
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No beer for me today.


Smiley: cry
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#10521 Oct 08 2011 at 5:05 AM Rating: Good
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The good news is you can get alll the beer from my fridge, only today.
#10522 Oct 08 2011 at 1:03 PM Rating: Good
Have you guys obsessed with bacon seen any of the Epic Meal Time videos on youtube? J and his brother showed a few to me and they're disgustingly awesome. One of them they make a burger lasagna, and another they make a huge stuffed pig with different birds, stuffing, lots and lots of bacon, etc. They're catch phrase is "and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips."
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#10523 Oct 08 2011 at 1:03 PM Rating: Good
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I don't have any bacon or beer.


Also, lulz for my friends getting baked potatoes at the canteen today only to discover that the Scottish version of baked potatoes contains a lot of pork. Firstworldproblems
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#10524 Oct 08 2011 at 4:44 PM Rating: Good
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Pork is delicious and nutritious.
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#10525 Oct 08 2011 at 4:53 PM Rating: Good
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I'm not really a fan of pork. ESPECIALLY the word "pork."
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#10526 Oct 08 2011 at 5:43 PM Rating: Good
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POOOOOOORK, it's the meat of kings!
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