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#20902 Mar 27 2013 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah it might be awkward, but I'd rather sweat than get cancer.
So what do you do against ultraviolet rays and carbon monoxide?


I try to stay away from those too. I'm pretty pasty. I stay out of direct sun rays as much as possible.
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#20903 Mar 27 2013 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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The sun is a giant ball of fire, makes sense to stay away from it.
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#20904 Mar 27 2013 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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The moon reflects ultraviolet rays, too.
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#20905 Mar 27 2013 at 12:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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That's why you wear a special hat, to reflect the cosmic rays back into space. It's quite effective.

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#20906 Mar 27 2013 at 12:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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I just go naked.

Come at me, solarbro.
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#20907 Mar 27 2013 at 1:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Come at me, solarbro.

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#20908 Mar 27 2013 at 1:09 PM Rating: Good
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Yes, a guido with the power of a million exploding suns.
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#20909 Mar 27 2013 at 1:25 PM Rating: Decent
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Antiperspirant is one of the worst things for you. It has aluminum in it, and it can cause cancer. Our bodies are supposed to sweat. Yeah it might be awkward, but I'd rather sweat than get cancer. I haven't used an antiperspirant in over three years.

This may be insensitive, but I'd rather you not stink and get cancer than deal with you stinking.

Also, my deodorant/antiperspirant doesn't have aluminum in it, so there are definitely ones out there that don't have aluminum. I feel like you're trying to be a hippy just to be a hippy, like girls that don't shave their legs and armpits.

We're supposed to sweat, but just having your armpits not sweat doesn't mean your body is going to overheat.
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#20910 Mar 27 2013 at 8:15 PM Rating: Good
I didn't say I don't use deodorant. Smiley: tongue Arm and Hammer makes a great deodorant that is paraben and aluminum free and actually works! I spent close to $30 trying to find a good natural deodorant a few years back, and this is the only one I found that works.
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#20911 Mar 28 2013 at 4:08 AM Rating: Good
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Aluminum in antiperspirants, eh? Smiley: sly

I think I found a way to cure perspiration permanently. It involves a tub full of molten aluminum...
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#20912 Mar 28 2013 at 7:40 AM Rating: Good
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Replace the molten aluminum with molten lead and you also cure cancer from x-rays.
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#20913 Mar 28 2013 at 7:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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Real geniuses you two...
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#20914 Mar 28 2013 at 7:58 AM Rating: Good
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I accept.
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#20915 Mar 28 2013 at 8:25 AM Rating: Good
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Those were some exceptionally dumb ads.
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#20916 Mar 28 2013 at 8:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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They would have been fine if they wouldn't have been so overplayed.
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#20917 Mar 28 2013 at 8:58 AM Rating: Good
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I liked them because of how ridiculous they were.

And they were much better on the radio.
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#20918 Mar 28 2013 at 9:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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I liked the first couple I heard, but it started suffering from that "joke you've heard too many times" thing after a while.
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#20919 Mar 28 2013 at 10:52 AM Rating: Excellent
oh bud light. I think arrogant bastard ale was referring to you.

This is an aggressive ale. You probably won’t like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory–maybe something with a multi-million dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it’s made in a little brewery, or one that implies that their tasteless fizzy yellow beverage will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multi-million dollar ad campaigns make things taste better. Perhaps you’re mouthing your words as you read this.
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#20920 Mar 28 2013 at 11:10 AM Rating: Good
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Perhaps ironically, Stone's head brewer is a former assistant brewmaster for Anheuser-Busch.
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#20921 Mar 28 2013 at 12:25 PM Rating: Excellent
That hardly makes it ironic. Abandoning big brewing is consistent.
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#20922 Mar 28 2013 at 1:03 PM Rating: Good
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It's ironic because the guy in charge of making the beer that says that people who drink fizzy yellow water are pussies spent 10+ years making that fizzy water.
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#20923 Mar 28 2013 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good
Oh, and sometimes I go a month or two without shaving my legs. Not because I'm actively trying to be a hippy, but because I'm either too lazy or too busy to be bothered. Unless you shave your chest, you guys really don't understand how annoying and time consuming body hair grooming is. And it's kind of stupid really. People have body hair for a reason, why do we feel the need to shave it off? Armpit hair I keep up on because it only takes 30 seconds and I don't like hair poking me in the armpit.

Last day of work was pretty awesome. One of my customers bought me a drink, another gave me a $25 gift card so I can buy groceries when I get up to Eugene, and I also got lots of hugs. Then one of my friends gave me another $25 gift card. So basically I am going to have my first week or two worth of groceries for free. w00t!
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#20924 Mar 28 2013 at 1:38 PM Rating: Good
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Unless you shave your chest, you guys really don't understand how annoying and time consuming body hair grooming is.


I have a face full of hair that needs grooming every other day.
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#20925 Mar 28 2013 at 1:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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#20926 Mar 28 2013 at 1:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'll take shaving every-other day if it means I can walk out of the house in the morning without a comb touching my hair. Just from conversations I've had over the years I was under the impression that November through February was some kind of unofficial "no leg shaving" holiday anyway. Once every 2-3 months is plenty if no one is going to see them it seems.
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#20927 Mar 28 2013 at 2:00 PM Rating: Good
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That would depend on the weather I guess.
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#20928 Mar 28 2013 at 2:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh, and sometimes I go a month or two without shaving my legs. Not because I'm actively trying to be a hippy, but because I'm either too lazy or too busy to be bothered. Unless you shave your chest, you guys really don't understand how annoying and time consuming body hair grooming is. And it's kind of stupid really. People have body hair for a reason, why do we feel the need to shave it off? Armpit hair I keep up on because it only takes 30 seconds and I don't like hair poking me in the armpit.

I shave my face. I also trim my hair between haircuts (because the back of my neck can get pretty shaggy between cuts).

If women found men's body hair gross, I'd shave because that'd be the norm. I like being attractive to the opposite sex, so I do what I can to help that.
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#20929 Mar 28 2013 at 3:29 PM Rating: Good
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The amount of body hair I have is ludicrous. I'm probably the missing genetic link between homo sapiens and whatever our progenitors were.
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#20930 Mar 28 2013 at 4:04 PM Rating: Good
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Indian/Pakistani ancestors?
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#20931 Mar 28 2013 at 4:12 PM Rating: Good
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Nope, Scottish/Irish/English/German/French.
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#20932 Mar 28 2013 at 4:22 PM Rating: Good
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Was one of those a gorilla then?
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#20933 Mar 28 2013 at 4:25 PM Rating: Good
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Probably more than one.
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#20934 Mar 28 2013 at 4:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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We need to evolve out of this getting harrier as we get older thing, it's annoying.
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#20935 Mar 28 2013 at 5:26 PM Rating: Good
Scots are pretty well known for being hairy. Smiley: lol Digg, we have almost the same nationalities! I don't have any German in me is all.
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#20936 Mar 28 2013 at 6:33 PM Rating: Good
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I'm primarily Scottish. My dad actually has his family tree that links us to William Wallace, which is just odd, because I hate Mel Gibson. And my mother's father was Scottish--the only one in his family born in America. Her mother was second generation.

My dad's family has mostly been here longer, though.
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#20937 Mar 28 2013 at 7:58 PM Rating: Good
See, this is one of the things about being adopted that sucks. I know my national lineage (which is more than most adopted folks can say), but no details beyond that. I wish I could claim relations with William Wallace. that'd be really cool, Mel Gibson or no.
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#20938 Mar 28 2013 at 9:12 PM Rating: Good
Also, I hate packing... It sucks balls. Only two days left though!
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#20939 Mar 28 2013 at 10:33 PM Rating: Good
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I haven't shaved in a bit over two months.

The amount of beard I now have is impressive.
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#20940 Mar 29 2013 at 12:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's ironic because the guy in charge of making the beer that says that people who drink fizzy yellow water are pussies spent 10+ years making that fizzy water.

Not ironic. Nor is rain on your wedding day.
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#20941 Mar 29 2013 at 5:06 AM Rating: Good
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See, this is one of the things about being adopted that sucks. I know my national lineage (which is more than most adopted folks can say), but no details beyond that. I wish I could claim relations with William Wallace. that'd be really cool, Mel Gibson or no.

Yeah, that must really suck. I have family and friends with that problem, because they have parents who were adopted.
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See, this is one of the things about being adopted that sucks. I know my national lineage (which is more than most adopted folks can say), but no details beyond that. I wish I could claim relations with William Wallace. that'd be really cool, Mel Gibson or no.
My uncle has traced my family on my mother's side to somewhere in the 1400's I think, I've never really looked at it or cared for it much.
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#20943 Mar 29 2013 at 7:29 AM Rating: Good
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I've got gypsy and Nazi blood in me. My body is sending me mixed signals all the time.
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In the hundred~ish years my family tree has been in New York it's been relatively Italian, and before that Sicily. A couple of branches mix it up, but my line hasn't mixed so I'm pretty much 100%. My wife on the other hand is first generation New Yorker, and her family has been in Japan since forever.
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My family, as far as I know, has been in the Netherlands for the past couple hundred years. Not particularly exciting.
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I'm mostly German, English, Slovakian/Hungarian/etc or whatever you call the ethnic group stretching along the Carpathian mountains. There's a minor in Scottish and Welsh too, just for good measure.

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It's ironic because the guy in charge of making the beer that says that people who drink fizzy yellow water are pussies spent 10+ years making that fizzy water.

Not ironic. Nor is rain on your wedding day.

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Oh, and sometimes I go a month or two without shaving my legs.
Don't shave, wax. Shaving leaves red bumps and stubble and by the third time you wax, it will be painless. Oh, and wax everywhere.

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That went over my head. Other than playing him in a movie, what has Mel Gibson got to do with William Wallace? Smiley: lol It's cool that you can trace your ancestry to a guy who stood for what he believed.

My ancestry is Italian, my wife's is half Italian, half Sicilian. (Inside Joke)

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Okay, seriously... not nice Xsarus. I'll leave this here for you.



Listening to her all morning... Smiley: mad
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#20950 Mar 29 2013 at 10:55 AM Rating: Good
I've done waxing... it takes even longer than shaving. I've gotten into the Nair in the shower stuff, and it's pretty convenient. Lasts for a long longer than shaving does too.

That is ALL Mel Gibson has to do with William Wallace. Digg is just being contrary.
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my wife's is half Italian, half Sicilian. (Inside Joke)
Tell her she has my condolences. I get that reference.
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