I've been posting 6 years.
You slackers should be embarrassed.
If I'd kept up my PPD from back when I was still active in the OOT, I'd still be #2, you spammer you!
Completely unrelated, but don't you hate it when you end up in a PUG with some douche bag who smugly criticizes everyone else and downplays his own abilities? I'm wearing this
as my tanking gear (ElitistJerks and Icy-Veins both said that agility was still the main priority, so I gemmed for agility and reforged for mastery and dodge, since they have equal values), but before a boss fight, having had some issues soloing a trash pull, because everyone else just jumped down (I could have jumped down as well, but then the trash would have trained other packs and we would have wiped), this Mage dude tells me to get some tanking gear before I queue up to tank heroics (regular heroics, I might add).
I'm like... WHAT THE @#%^, MAN?! I took 750k damage total across all the bosses, most of which were spell caster bosses I couldn't dodge. I even took less damage than you on the first boss and you're a @#%^ing squishy! I point out that I'm wearing pretty good gear, for someone who hasn't been in the game the last six months (and is a casual guildless player). His retort was then "So you're saying you can't tank?" and I was like WHAT THE @#%^, MAN?! Do I know you? Did I hurt your feelings somehow? What the @#%^ is up with the hostility? I was like "I bet this guy is one of those epeen douche bags" so I waited for the boss fight where the boss gets a damage debuff. Surely enough, the Mage, wearing heroic DS gear, pushes out 80k on a the debuffed boss (good for him) and the other people in the group all swoon and drool and he's like "Meh, didn't crit much."
Motherfu-- I just wanted to beat him to a bloody pulp right then and there, but I couldn't. Video game and stuff. If there's one thing more annoying than "Your gear sucks
" douche bags, it's "Your gear sucks and I suppose I did okay back there. Now, please swoon.
" douche bags. So much anger!
This is going to be a great Monday, I can just tell.
Edit: Great Monday indeed.
So, the reason why I was doing a PUG at godawful early in the morning was because I woke up early. I had the weirdest dream and then I woke up and realized that I had overslept, which startled me - and then I woke up again and it was 4 in the morning. Dream within a dream, holy sh*t. Anyway, unable to go back to sleep, I got up, took a shower and played some WoW, which is when I ran into the aforementioned douche bag.
Now, they're working on the building, so I knew they had to cut the water supply at 8 AM, so at 7:45 I go to shave, do my hair and, you know, use the toilet. That's when I realize they cut the water early. Great, only two miles and 30 minutes of fast walking to the next bathroom.
As I arrive in the cafeteria at my college, having first used their bathroom to do what was very much needed, I'm told by the guy in the cafeteria that classes have been canceled due to a meeting. I'm like "Wait, what?" and he's like "Well, they put a poster up last Friday about it" and I'm like "Wait, I don't have classes Friday, so I wasn't here" and the cafeteria guy is like "Oh snap!" Severely demoralized, I drink my coffee that I paid for and walk back home.
Deciding to do some grocery shopping now that I'm out of the house anyway, I go and buy food for the rest of the week, including a lot of frozen stuff. Arriving back home, I find that I can't possibly fit all the frozen stuff in my freezer.
And it's only 10 AM. Worst Monday since ever. Edited, Sep 10th 2012 10:18am by Mazra