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#8702 Aug 03 2011 at 4:44 AM Rating: Good
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I'm just going to say that I think some penises can be quite nice looking. In fact, I've even "known" a guy or two with a pretty one. I know I'm weird though. =/

In general, I think the male form can be aesthetically pleasing. It's just that it's difficult for most men to attain that. Nicely developed muscles that aren't too large can be quite attractive. Women just have it easier, because most men aren't too picky about the way a woman's body looks as long as she's got curves. Or at least most of the guys I know are like that. =x


Oh, yeah, I know a couple of people with pretty penises. I even have access to them. Well. I think one of 'em is getting married right about now, shame.

I actually remember reading an article about how the media make the female form out to be an aesthetic ideal while the male form is largely ignored or talked about badly. I have no idea how much that is actually happening, but people seem to be writing about it...?
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#8703 Aug 03 2011 at 4:58 AM Rating: Good
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This is only about ********** but I feel the whole thing can be applied to the entire male genitalia.
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#8704 Aug 03 2011 at 5:03 AM Rating: Good
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Male genitalia isn't my favourite topic of discussion.
#8705 Aug 03 2011 at 5:29 AM Rating: Good
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Nor is it mine, but The Big Yin is probably the best comedian in the world, imho.

He even makes Prostate Exams sound funny NSFW

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#8706 Aug 03 2011 at 5:36 AM Rating: Good
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Hahaa, I'm only 44 seconds into that video and I already started laughing like a nutcase :D
#8707 Aug 03 2011 at 8:11 AM Rating: Good
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Billy Connolly is awesome.
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#8708 Aug 03 2011 at 10:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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smunks wrote:
Male genitalia isn't my favourite topic of discussion.

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#8709 Aug 03 2011 at 10:23 AM Rating: Good
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I googled ginger play today.




Ginger will never be the same.




Also, don't google that at work. Seriously.
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#8710 Aug 03 2011 at 10:27 AM Rating: Good
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Also, idiggory, don't google that at all. It'll probably creep you the **** out and you'll just get mad at me for mentioning it.
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#8711 Aug 03 2011 at 10:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I googled ginger play today.




Ginger will never be the same.




Also, don't google that at work. Seriously.


One more thing for the to do list when I get home I suppose. Googling anything at work is always an interesting endeavor. Smiley: rolleyes
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#8712 Aug 03 2011 at 10:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Awww... and I was feeling all superior and stuff. Smiley: frown
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#8713 Aug 03 2011 at 10:48 AM Rating: Good
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Also, idiggory, don't google that at all. It'll probably creep you the @#%^ out and you'll just get mad at me for mentioning it.


Smiley: laugh Will do.
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#8714 Aug 03 2011 at 10:52 AM Rating: Good
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#8715 Aug 03 2011 at 11:01 AM Rating: Good
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It's not about gingers but about ginger. And the creepy crrreeeeepy thing some people do with it.



Creeeeepy!



And painful >.>
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#8716 Aug 03 2011 at 3:21 PM Rating: Good
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Ended up looking at James Nachtwey pictures because of a discussion. His photos still **** me up every time I see them.
I'm feeling all horrible now. Smiley: frown
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#8717 Aug 03 2011 at 3:52 PM Rating: Good
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He seems to have a thing for skinny people.

Nasty stuff.
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#8718 Aug 03 2011 at 3:53 PM Rating: Good
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His photos still @#%^ me up every time I see them. Smiley: frown
Could be worse. You could see the people in person.
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#8719 Aug 03 2011 at 4:03 PM Rating: Good
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He seems to have a thing for skinny nearly dead people.

Nasty stuff.


And Lolgaxe, it's that the guy is a really good photographer, so I'm automatically thinking about the composition and lighting and then I start thinking about the fact that whoever is in that photo is or was most likely dying and then I feel guilty and awful.
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#8720 Aug 03 2011 at 4:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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****, I'd give them each a sandwich if I could. Unfortunately, the guys in charge of sending our **** southwards are master titfaces and keep delaying it, or charge outrageous administrative fees so only half get there.

Also, I've seen what happens if you try to teach them how to grow their lands. They have next to no self-preservative instincts. You plow their fields for them and they'll happily help out. You sow their fields for them and they'll help out as well. You leave them alone to reap the harvest and they'll just sit there and watch it rot.

I'm all for helping people, but short of loading them all in a truck and driving them to a civilized society that'll pay for their continued existence, I don't see how this can end in anything but tears.

And I don't mean to come off as a racist here. I hate everyone regardless of their skin color. Had they been white I would've said the same thing.
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#8721 Aug 03 2011 at 5:58 PM Rating: Good
I have friends who put binaca on their naughty bits. I think I've also heard them mention ginger before, so I can't say that shocks or surprises me. =x
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#8722 Aug 03 2011 at 6:33 PM Rating: Good
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#8723 Aug 04 2011 at 1:38 AM Rating: Good
I have wild and crazy friends. But that's what makes them fun. Smiley: grin
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#8724 Aug 04 2011 at 2:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wonder Gem PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I have wild and crazy friends. But that's what makes them fun. Smiley: grin





I didn't think you were that old.

edit: formatting

Edited, Aug 3rd 2011 10:31pm by Horsemouth
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#8725 Aug 04 2011 at 2:40 AM Rating: Good
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WTF is that Horse?
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#8726 Aug 04 2011 at 2:54 AM Rating: Good
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Some wild and crazy guys.
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