idiggory wrote:
Speaking of missing Euro freaks, where the hell are Maz and Aeth?
Considering their drinking habits, I wouldn't be surprised if they're in some pub in Ireland passed out.
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#7127
Jun 12 2011 at 7:55 PM
Considering their drinking habits, I wouldn't be surprised if they're in some pub in Ireland passed out.
Kaolian wrote:
After a horrific accident involving a radioactive housecat, Davejohnsan becomes “THE CAT YODALER!†By day, mild mannered veterinary supplies salesmen, but by night, daemon feline scourge of the swiss alps! Swiss cheese production falls sharply in the first quarter as lack of sleep slowly drives everyone in Switzerland insane
#7128
Jun 12 2011 at 10:38 PM
It's just so weird. Even the group chat has been dead.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#7129
Jun 12 2011 at 10:56 PM
Horsemouth wrote:
Holy ****, I burst out laughing. I dont laugh this way in a long, long time.
Thank you, sir.
#7130
Jun 12 2011 at 11:54 PM
Brisin wrote:
Horsemouth wrote:
Holy sh*t, I burst out laughing. I dont laugh this way in a long, long time.
Thank you, sir.
Holy ****... that was hilarious. Especially some of the comments! I especially love how the author is totally against miscegenation. What a racist *****.
Oh and Digg, I tried to liven the chat box up on Friday night when I had been drinking, but that was when Kali abandoned me while we were talking about bj's. I'm still kinda sad about that.
#7131
Jun 13 2011 at 12:08 AM
Wonder Gem PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Brisin wrote:
Horsemouth wrote:
Holy sh*t, I burst out laughing. I dont laugh this way in a long, long time.
Thank you, sir.
Holy sh*t... that was hilarious. Especially some of the comments! I especially love how the author is totally against miscegenation. What a racist *****.
LOL.
Pigtails, you so naive.
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idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#7132
Jun 13 2011 at 12:18 AM
What? >.> Is that site a parody like The Onion or something?
#7133
Jun 13 2011 at 1:28 AM
Wonder Gem PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
What? >.> Is that site a parody like The Onion or something?
Want to buy some prime farm land in desert?
Hellbanned
idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#7134
Jun 13 2011 at 1:41 AM
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idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#7135
Jun 13 2011 at 7:33 AM
Wonder Gem PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I think Maz said he was going to be doing something this weekend, but I've been wondering where Aeth disappeared to myself. =x
I'm here, I've just been lurking a bit.
The thread sort of dropped below my care level when people started talking about some political drama in the US and racism. Not enough beers or boobs in that sh*t for me.
Pigtails, you didn't realize the article was being sarcastic?
Quote:
If being bent over a chair while your husband man handles your flesh tunnel makes you feel like a cheap whorelot... perhaps you should ask yourself... Am I a cheap whorelot?
Edited, Jun 13th 2011 3:40pm by Mazra
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#7136
Jun 13 2011 at 7:37 AM
Quote:
This makes me happy.
Looks pretty awesome!
#7137
Jun 13 2011 at 7:38 AM
Mazra wrote:
The thread sort of dropped below my care level when people started talking about some political drama in the US and racism. Not enough beers or boobs in that sh*t for me.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#7138
Jun 13 2011 at 7:56 AM
Well the obvious response is to derail the current topic!
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#7139
Jun 13 2011 at 8:24 AM
lolgaxe wrote:
Mazra wrote:
The thread sort of dropped below my care level when people started talking about some political drama in the US and racism. Not enough beers or boobs in that sh*t for me.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#7140
Jun 13 2011 at 8:32 AM
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#7141
Jun 13 2011 at 8:35 AM
Wonder Gem PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Brisin wrote:
Horsemouth wrote:
Holy sh*t, I burst out laughing. I dont laugh this way in a long, long time.
Thank you, sir.
Holy sh*t... that was hilarious. Especially some of the comments! I especially love how the author is totally against miscegenation. What a racist *****.
You...wait...you actually thought it was for real? Really?
There`s no way someone can be so naive like that...
I mean, you saw the pictures the guy used in the article, didnt you? You really thought a 70 year old lady (as the article claim she is) would use that image of the 2 girls while writing about what was being wrote?
btw, I just discovered http://christwire.org/ is blocked here at work due to "hate". hahaha
#7142
Jun 13 2011 at 8:37 AM
Preeeeeeetty sure the article isn't being sarcastic. I know people like that, and I know for certain that christwire is meant to be a portal of sorts for the evangelical types. There's nothing prankster about it like The Onion.
Edited, Jun 13th 2011 10:38am by Norellicus
Edited, Jun 13th 2011 10:38am by Norellicus
#7143
Jun 13 2011 at 8:40 AM
In fact, I think that's the same site that posted an article about how Portal 2 is secretly an attempt at homoerotic subterfuge to warp children's minds into becoming gay. Because portals are clearly bungholes and the black spiked smasher plates are phalluses and the black metal tiles everywhere are like the secret underground gay orgy bathhouses!
#7144
Jun 13 2011 at 8:41 AM
I could get used to this +1 thing.
#7145
Jun 13 2011 at 8:44 AM
I wish Portal 2 had more replayability. Great game.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#7146
Jun 13 2011 at 8:46 AM
Overlord Norellicus wrote:
Preeeeeeetty sure the article isn't being sarcastic. I know people like that, and I know for certain that christwire is meant to be a portal of sorts for the evangelical types. There's nothing prankster about it like The Onion.
Edited, Jun 13th 2011 10:38am by Norellicus
Edited, Jun 13th 2011 10:38am by Norellicus
I saw the articles there. I`m pretty sure that site is sarcastic. That or the apocalipse already happened.`
Wiki says it`s satirical.
#7147
Jun 13 2011 at 8:47 AM
lolgaxe wrote:
I wish Portal 2 had more replayability. Great game.
I wholeheartedly (I like this word) agree.
#7148
Jun 13 2011 at 8:51 AM
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#7149
Jun 13 2011 at 8:52 AM
Actually, I went digging through some conservative blog-sites for one of my English courseworks. I was also reading this recently (linked from r/polyamory), grrr.
Still haven't read that link, though. I shall in a minute.
In other news, I went into the corner shop today and asked the guy at the counter if he spoke Urdu and he pointed me toward the Urdu-speaking employees, so now one of them is teaching me and I'm supposed to be back tomorrow and the other one is gonna bring his English textbook (he doesn't actually speak much English, the one who taught me does, though).
Andrew is in Berlin and I am living through him vicariously. He pulled a guy and I was like "give him a ******* from me and then show him this text" and so he did. It's so awesome.
I'm also sending him all over the city (or at least all over X-Berg which is where half the cool stuff is anyway) to do stuff I miss doing and eat **** I miss eating. I went on the website of that one hippie store where I used to buy my bindis and such, and it turns out they sell decent-looking (albeit short-sleeved) shalwar kameez for quite little money. I'll still get one made by that lady in Pakistan, but I might buy some at that store. <3
Still haven't read that link, though. I shall in a minute.
In other news, I went into the corner shop today and asked the guy at the counter if he spoke Urdu and he pointed me toward the Urdu-speaking employees, so now one of them is teaching me and I'm supposed to be back tomorrow and the other one is gonna bring his English textbook (he doesn't actually speak much English, the one who taught me does, though).
Andrew is in Berlin and I am living through him vicariously. He pulled a guy and I was like "give him a ******* from me and then show him this text" and so he did. It's so awesome.
I'm also sending him all over the city (or at least all over X-Berg which is where half the cool stuff is anyway) to do stuff I miss doing and eat **** I miss eating. I went on the website of that one hippie store where I used to buy my bindis and such, and it turns out they sell decent-looking (albeit short-sleeved) shalwar kameez for quite little money. I'll still get one made by that lady in Pakistan, but I might buy some at that store. <3
#7150
Jun 13 2011 at 9:21 AM
I can't decide if this makes Andrew your slave or not...
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#7151
Jun 13 2011 at 9:37 AM
Overlord Norellicus wrote:
Preeeeeeetty sure the article isn't being sarcastic. I know people like that, and I know for certain that christwire is meant to be a portal of sorts for the evangelical types. There's nothing prankster about it like The Onion.
The site is satirical, as the comments below the article reveal.
Brian wrote:
As far as I know from Bible School the only acceptable position is for a woman to lay on her stomach, arch her back a little, and talk in a low voice while her husband prays inside her dukie-door.
The reason I know this so well is that we’re required to practice it over and over with the good Pastor Chester until we get it right.
The reason I know this so well is that we’re required to practice it over and over with the good Pastor Chester until we get it right.
Rev. S. Mutt wrote:
Pastor Chester is a good man. I, too, have held many pre-marriage counseling sessions with young couples instructing them on proper positioning for moral, sexual reproduction intercourse.
Even the use of the word “doggy-style†disgusts me.
I’ll pray for you.
Even the use of the word “doggy-style†disgusts me.
I’ll pray for you.
Brian wrote:
Thank you Rev Mutt. I am disgusted by the carnality of it also. However, as the good Pastor Chester reminds us, the path to overcoming sin is to confront it, over and over, and over and over.
But not in a gay way.
But not in a gay way.
Melissa wrote:
I am so appreciative of all this insightful banter. My husband has been asking me about this since we had our second child 2 years ago and are about ready to try intercourse again. My only question is, how do you properly cut a hole in the sheet for this sort of position. I’m afraid if it is too low he might think I want him to go **** and report me to the almighty. What sorts of measurements should I use?
Thanks so much.
Melissa
Thanks so much.
Melissa
Susan wrote:
why are you using a sheet? are you in the Klan?
Cody wrote:
The only lampooning is what a lonely cowboy does with one a them sheep by the privacy of the campfire. Long as nobody talks about it, it ain’t bestiality, and at least no one’s *****.
Cody Wing, Cowboy for Christ
Cody Wing, Cowboy for Christ
I think the most obvious proof that they're being satirical is this one comment made after someone by the name Aaron starts asking them if they're being serious and then engages in a long debate about whether or not he's a homosexual, black, Muslim terrorist:
Timmay wrote:
Like a fish biting at the same baited hook over and over and over...
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
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