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#12702 Jan 23 2012 at 12:36 AM Rating: Good
Nah, that thing looks more like a gag gift than anything else. Perhaps if it didn't do the breathing thing I could take it seriously as a *** toy.
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#12703 Jan 23 2012 at 1:51 AM Rating: Good
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Well... there's always Darth Invader.



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#12704 Jan 23 2012 at 1:56 AM Rating: Good
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I shared some of my photos from this weekends fishing/drinking extravaganza.

Awesome weekend.
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#12705 Jan 23 2012 at 2:34 AM Rating: Good
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Added a video of me dealing with dangerous creatures.
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#12706 Jan 23 2012 at 4:30 AM Rating: Good
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IDrownFish wrote:
Well... there's always Darth Invader the Hitachi Magic Wand.
Because from all the things I've heard, the magic wand beats any other toy ever for women. So yeah guys, if you still need to find the perfect valentines day gift: here ya go. Smiley: wink
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#12707 Jan 23 2012 at 4:47 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
IDrownFish wrote:
Well... there's always Darth Invader the Hitachi Magic Wand.
Because from all the things I've heard, the magic wand beats any other toy ever for women. So yeah guys, if you still need to find the perfect valentines day gift: here ya go. Smiley: wink



If I'd linked the picture it would of been way more NSFW and veiny.
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#12708 Jan 23 2012 at 5:43 AM Rating: Good
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While I would love to give all the lovely ladies around the world a taste of my personal magic wand, there's some practical issues with that so this'll do.
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#12709 Jan 23 2012 at 6:07 AM Rating: Good
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Also, a good valentines gift from your lady for you.
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#12710 Jan 23 2012 at 7:40 AM Rating: Good
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Feeling lonely and horny tonight... I wish I was back up in Eugene so bad right now.


That sentence is so confusing when you know that Eugene is also a (male) first name.
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#12711 Jan 23 2012 at 8:04 AM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
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Feeling lonely and horny tonight... I wish I was back up in Eugene so bad right now.


That sentence is so confusing when you know that Eugene is also a (male) first name.
Given that Eugene is the town where all of Pigtails' men are, I wasn't confused at all.
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#12712 Jan 23 2012 at 8:40 AM Rating: Good
#12713 Jan 23 2012 at 8:52 AM Rating: Good
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True story.
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#12714 Jan 23 2012 at 8:55 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Mazra wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Feeling lonely and horny tonight... I wish I was back up in Eugene so bad right now.
That sentence is so confusing when you know that Eugene is also a (male) first name.
Given that Eugene is the town where all of Pigtails' men are, I wasn't confused at all.
Not so much confusion, but the innuendo is more amusing.
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#12715 Jan 23 2012 at 11:11 AM Rating: Good
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Also Maz, did you make a FL account or not? Smiley: tongue
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#12716 Jan 23 2012 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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Æth, I keep thinking you're Maz.


Ugh, my friend didn't show up. I waited in the prayer room from before Asr (so about 14:20) till after Maghrib (16:40 or so). Personal record for times hearing the Takbir in one day, I guess... Lulz, building Arabic words into my sentences is amusing.
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#12717 Jan 23 2012 at 12:59 PM Rating: Good
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Æth, I keep thinking you're Maz.
Yeah, me too. It's weird.
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Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
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#12718 Jan 23 2012 at 1:17 PM Rating: Good
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
IDrownFish wrote:
Well... there's always Darth Invader the Hitachi Magic Wand.
Because from all the things I've heard, the magic wand beats any other toy ever for women. So yeah guys, if you still need to find the perfect valentines day gift: here ya go. Smiley: wink


I have one, and yes... yes it is. It's a little trickier to use now with my piercing, but I got it figured out after a month or so.

Actually only one of my men live in Eugene. But the other two live within an hour and a half drive, so they're still relatively close.
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#12719 Jan 23 2012 at 1:56 PM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
IDrownFish wrote:
Well... there's always Darth Invader the Hitachi Magic Wand.
Because from all the things I've heard, the magic wand beats any other toy ever for women. So yeah guys, if you still need to find the perfect valentines day gift: here ya go. Smiley: wink


I have one, and yes... yes it is. It's a little trickier to use now with my piercing, but I got it figured out after a month or so.

Actually only one of my men live in Eugene. But the other two live within an hour and a half drive, so they're still relatively close.
See? Valentine's day made easy. Just give your woman a Magic Wand before anything else, then send her to the bedroom, grab a beer and collect her thanks after you finish your beer.
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#12720 Jan 23 2012 at 3:37 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Kalivha wrote:
Æth, I keep thinking you're Maz.
Yeah, me too. It's weird.


Me three. It's kind of neat.

And no, I didn't make a Fetlife account.
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#12721 Jan 23 2012 at 3:37 PM Rating: Good
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Teacake!
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#12722 Jan 23 2012 at 4:48 PM Rating: Good
Pfft, lazy Aeth! It feels so much better when your partner uses it on you. That way it isn't your hand cramping up (cause that thing is pretty heavy) and you can just lay back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
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#12723 Jan 23 2012 at 4:55 PM Rating: Good
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I don't mind operating the machinery, but I'm taking my beer with me.
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#12724 Jan 23 2012 at 5:07 PM Rating: Good
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Eh, there's harnesses to make sure the wand stays in place. So alternative plan is to tie her up, put the wand in the harness, turn the wand on, sit back and enjoy your beer while you watch the spectacle.
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#12725 Jan 23 2012 at 5:13 PM Rating: Good
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That's boring to watch. Just leave and go see the game and come back in a few hours.
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#12726 Jan 23 2012 at 5:16 PM Rating: Good
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We're talking about the wand, right? Why waste money? Get four straps and latch her to the edge of the washing machine. She enjoys the ride, you save a few bucks, and the laundry gets done. Multitasking is the only way to go.
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#12727 Jan 23 2012 at 5:19 PM Rating: Good
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Smiley: lolSmiley: laugh
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#12728 Jan 23 2012 at 5:49 PM Rating: Good
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Sounds like wise words from a married man.
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#12729 Jan 23 2012 at 9:27 PM Rating: Good
Boys... Keeping it in the same spot the whole time is not that fun. At least for me. I like playing around with the crashes and falls of the waves. Smiley: grin
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#12730 Jan 24 2012 at 2:10 AM Rating: Good
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Hey, the harness is attached to your leg, you can still wiggle around.
Plus if I don't have to hold the thing there's other places I can play with with my hands. Smiley: sly
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#12731 Jan 24 2012 at 10:20 AM Rating: Good
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The man's got a point.
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#12732 Jan 24 2012 at 2:07 PM Rating: Good
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Plus if I don't have to hold the thing there's other places I can play with with my hands. Smiley: sly


Okay fine, I suppose that's a valid point. Smiley: tongue
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#12733 Jan 25 2012 at 6:20 AM Rating: Good
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Or I could, yeknow, drink a beer while watching you. Smiley: grin
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#12734 Jan 25 2012 at 11:30 AM Rating: Good
Lazy ****. Smiley: tongue
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#12735 Jan 25 2012 at 12:10 PM Rating: Good
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Lazy? Not at all. I'd use the time to think of other things I can do with/to you.
Tickling the soles of your feet is probably entertaining if you're tied up and the wand is still on. Smiley: sly
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#12736 Jan 25 2012 at 1:16 PM Rating: Good
-_- The bottom of my feet are off limits.
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#12737 Jan 25 2012 at 1:17 PM Rating: Good
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I start kicking if someone goes there.

Uni is interesting. I know about 50% of both the Arabic and the Actuary postgrads. Hmm.
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#12738 Jan 25 2012 at 2:31 PM Rating: Good
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Not much you can do about it if you're tied up. Kicking is a lot harder as well in that situation. Smiley: sly
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#12739 Jan 25 2012 at 9:25 PM Rating: Good
lolgaxe, this is for you.

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#12740 Jan 26 2012 at 3:02 AM Rating: Good
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loud noises
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#12741 Jan 26 2012 at 8:59 AM Rating: Good
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I bet she tastes like cotton candy~
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#12742 Jan 26 2012 at 11:07 AM Rating: Good
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Gaxe, it escapes me how a military guy can be such a hardcore brony.
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#12743 Jan 26 2012 at 11:08 AM Rating: Good
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Having a two year old daughter is a big part of it.
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#12744 Jan 26 2012 at 11:17 AM Rating: Good
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Who of you is good at giving massages?
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#12745 Jan 26 2012 at 11:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Who of you is good at giving massages?


*raises hand*

Unfortunately my hands tend to ache after only a few minutes these days, so I'm not nearly as good as I used to be. Aging sucks sometimes.
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#12746 Jan 26 2012 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
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Use more massaging oil. Also, grab the next flight to the Netherlands, I need a massage, badly.
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#12747 Jan 26 2012 at 2:51 PM Rating: Good
Me too! I have a really bad knot in my back and it hurts so bad. Smiley: frown It really makes me appreciate having a boyfriend that is a LMT, even if I'm too far away now to benefit.
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#12748 Jan 26 2012 at 3:00 PM Rating: Good
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See I have the problem that I'm really good at giving massages which pretty much means I never ever get one because I'll give one and then the receiving party either goes to sleep or we have ***.
Also, my shoulders and neck feel like they're encased in a block of concrete. Burning hot concrete.
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#12749 Jan 26 2012 at 3:20 PM Rating: Excellent
Smiley: frown
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#12750 Jan 26 2012 at 3:26 PM Rating: Good
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Why the sadface Xsarus?
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#12751 Jan 26 2012 at 3:43 PM Rating: Excellent
I'm expressing empathy for your sore muscles.
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