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#6202 May 19 2011 at 10:54 AM Rating: Good
Sounds like your brother just spent some time abroad. That seems to have that effect.

My brother speaks a lot more languages than me, too, because he's had more time to learn, has spent time learning in more countries and because he's a lot more disciplined than me.
#6203 May 19 2011 at 11:23 AM Rating: Good
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Not really--we've had about the same amount of time out of country. Well, he's had more, but all of that came after he was fluent in Spanish. For the most part, time spent out of the US was done together. My family went to Mexico when he was still in high school, and he was already fluent by that point.

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He's just really gifted that way--he can do amazing impressions, too. I have no clue how, but after hearing something only a few times he's able to emulate it extremely well. Of course, when doing actual voice impressions he needs to have the right vocal range, but he can still nail inflections and such on any voice.
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#6204 May 19 2011 at 12:08 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory wrote:

I have NO CLUE how to deal with children.


Just tell them they're ugly.
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#6205 May 19 2011 at 12:10 PM Rating: Good
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Just tell them they're ugly.


Ooooh, that's good.

I should add that they'll never fulfill their dreams, that there is no god, and that their parents don't love them!
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#6206 May 19 2011 at 12:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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#6207 May 19 2011 at 12:19 PM Rating: Good
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Mommy must hate you. :D
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#6208 May 19 2011 at 12:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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idiggory wrote:
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"That's awesome! Go show mommy."


Mommy must hate you. :D


Mommy often returns the favor...

"Daddy will take you down to the park."

Smiley: lol
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#6209 May 19 2011 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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Mommy is more reactive, and Daddy wants to be proactive when it comes to dealing with our daughter.

I wanted to get a chimpanzee fetus in a jar and explain to my daughter that she could have been aborted like her older brother, and that it isn't too late if she misbehaves.
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#6210 May 19 2011 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
That's the right approach.
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LOL, I'm so not fit to be a parent. Luckily, there's no chance I'll accidentally end up as one. :D
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#6212 May 19 2011 at 12:53 PM Rating: Good
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LOL, I'm so not fit to be a parent. Luckily, there's no chance I'll accidentally end up as one. :D


Eh, it's not like ***** in ****** automatically leads to an abundance of babies nowadays. :P
#6213 May 19 2011 at 1:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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LOL, I'm so not fit to be a parent. Luckily, there's no chance I'll accidentally end up as one. :D


Eh, it's not like ***** in ****** automatically leads to an abundance of babies nowadays. :P


Yeah, but after 2 daughters in 2 years I trust that little pill about as far as I can throw it. Smiley: lol
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#6214 May 19 2011 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
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Kalivha wrote:
idiggory wrote:
LOL, I'm so not fit to be a parent. Luckily, there's no chance I'll accidentally end up as one. :D


Eh, it's not like ***** in ****** automatically leads to an abundance of babies nowadays. :P


Yeah, but after 2 daughters in 2 years I trust that little pill about as far as I can throw it. Smiley: lol


Funnily enough, the pill is pretty much the only supposedly reliable form of "Planned Parenthood" I've not relied on - I took the morning after pill after there was a little accident, but even then I doubled up because I'm running low on relevant liver enzymes.

And meh, the one time I was careless/blackmailed/gullible, I got an abortion. If you're able to check nearly all the boxes as to why you need to abort on the form they give you in the preliminary interview, there's really no excuse not to. The fact that I was hospitalised in the second week of pregnancy isn't really an argument against it, either.
#6215 May 19 2011 at 1:18 PM Rating: Good
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Lulz. I had no clue this even existed, but it's kinda how I imagine my life would look like if I had kids.
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LOL, I'm so not fit to be a parent. Luckily, there's no chance I'll accidentally end up as one. :D

Some day, technology is going to get you for this statement.
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#6217 May 19 2011 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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Mommy is more reactive, and Daddy wants to be proactive when it comes to dealing with our daughter.

I wanted to get a chimpanzee fetus in a jar and explain to my daughter that she could have been aborted like her older brother, and that it isn't too late if she misbehaves.


omg that's terrible! Hysterical, but terrible. I don't blame your wife for not letting you do that. =x

I seem to have a knack with kids. I've only had one issue with a child ever, and he was a major handful. I worked at a day care center briefly a couple years ago, and he was kindergarten aged and tried to tell me that he didn't have to do what I told him. What was funny was that a couple of the other kids told him off despite me only having been there a couple days. =x I also mentored a third grade girl my senior year in high school. I don't know why they assigned me to her specifically, but she was one of the worst cases they had in the program. She was violent, had a temper, and had a lot of issues at home. She loved me to bits though, because I never raised my voice to her or treated her like she was inferior to me. One time she yelled at me for something, and I looked at her and calmly said that I didn't appreciate her treating me that way. Her expression was confused and guilty, and she quietly said "Sorry." and went back to what she was doing.

The way I treat kids is that they're just mini adults. I don't talk down to them and I don't treat them any differently than I would an adult. Other than my language and pervy jokes of course. =x Kids really appreciate that. They don't like being treated like they're stupid just because they're younger and smaller than you.
#6218 May 19 2011 at 1:56 PM Rating: Good
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The problem is that they ARE stupid, and I don't appreciate having to act like they aren't. >:(
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idiggory wrote:
LOL, I'm so not fit to be a parent. Luckily, there's no chance I'll accidentally end up as one. :D


Anything can happen after a couple of drinks.
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#6220 May 19 2011 at 2:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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idiggory wrote:
The problem is that they ARE stupid, and I don't appreciate having to act like they aren't. >:(


I like to give the benefit of a doubt, and end up with one of those 'teachable' moments. Then comes the "I told you not to do that. See what happened?"
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#6221 May 19 2011 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
<3 Pigtails.

You're so incredibly reasonable sometimes.
#6222 May 19 2011 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory wrote:
The problem is that they ARE stupid, and I don't appreciate having to act like they aren't. >:(


I like to give the benefit of a doubt, and end up with one of those 'teachable' moments. Then comes the "I told you not to do that. See what happened?"


^ This. Kids aren't anymore stupid than your average person. What they lack is knowledge. And a lot of times common sense, but I can't fault them for that since my common sense is not the best. =x Ignorance and stupidity are not the same thing.
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idiggory wrote:
The problem is that they ARE stupid, and I don't appreciate having to act like they aren't. >:(
So are adults, what's your point?
#6224 May 19 2011 at 2:56 PM Rating: Good
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My point is that, with adults, I don't have to pretend they aren't stupid. :P

To be fair, Pigtails is right, kids just lack knowledge; the percentage of stupid kids is the same as stupid adults.

But the point is the same. When an adult is being an idiot, for whatever reason, I can tell them that. I can't call a 6 year old a dumbass.

Well, I CAN, but that just kinda goes back to me being ill-equipped to deal with children. :P
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#6225 May 19 2011 at 3:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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idiggory wrote:
My point is that, with adults, I don't have to pretend they aren't stupid. :P

To be fair, Pigtails is right, kids just lack knowledge; the percentage of stupid kids is the same as stupid adults.

But the point is the same. When an adult is being an idiot, for whatever reason, I can tell them that. I can't call a 6 year old a dumbass.

Well, I CAN, but that just kinda goes back to me being ill-equipped to deal with children. :P


Hmmm...

I guess I still take the same approach with adults as I do with kids. I'll be coy, sit back, and wait for the 'teachable moment' to come. If that moment never comes, it's usually me that needed to learn something.



Edited, May 19th 2011 2:06pm by someproteinguy
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#6226 May 19 2011 at 3:20 PM Rating: Good
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Some kids are just stupid.

Don't be afraid to tell them that while you're calling them ugly.
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