we went from "cute school-based story" to "tag teaming milfs" in the span of five posts. awesome.
anyway, we pulled the prank today. it went something like this:
*Quor waiting out of sight around a corner. Phone rings*
Quor - Hello?
Quor's adopted little sister - Quor?! It's [name withheld]. I heard you really did get fired?!?!
Q - Yeah hun, I did. I'm so sorry....
QALS - But how?! How could they do that?!
Q - It was the budget cuts hun [I live in California], they just had to cut me. I'm so sorry I couldn't say goodbye to you in person, that's why I asked [name withheld] to tell you to call me, so I could say goodbye.
QALS - Oh my god, I can't believe they would do this *slight note of histeria in her voice*.
Q - I know hun it sucks but....hey, get this; I'm looking for a job at another school and I SWEAR TO GOD there is this girl here who could be your twin sister. She looks just like you *said as I'm walking down the hall towards her and her friends*.
QALS - Oh great, now you're hallucinating Quor.
Q - I'm serious! It's totally crazy because she's even wearing something exactly like you'd wear. She's got this blue top on with these brown shorts and a pair of Converse. It's amazing how much she looks like you. *QALS looks herself up and down, slowly realizing that I'm describing what she's wearing at this exact moment* In fact, she looks so much like you I think I'm going to go up and say hi to her *QALS looks to her side then and sees me coming*
QALS - QUOR!! *laughs and runs at me, giving me a tackle-hug* Don't do that to me ever again!!!!
aaaaaand scene.
in short....IT WORKED PERFECTLY! she bought it hook, line and sinker and she had a big grin on her face afterwards. it was a good day.
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