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#11677 Nov 25 2011 at 8:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Wonder Gem PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I'm pretty sure I worked on Black Friday when I worked at a department store when I lived in Oklahoma. I don't really remember it though, so it must have either been uneventful or so traumatizing I've blocked it out.


The Black Friday part or the Oklahoma part?
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#11678 Nov 25 2011 at 8:45 PM Rating: Good
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My wife knows how much torture all the family blah blah blah is for me, so she took me out to The City Bakery, which has the greatest hot chocolate known to man. It's delicious and awesome and can make almost any wrong in the world right. Dan Slott was there and I got him to sign a napkin for me, so I'm probably gonna try to sneak it into my little frame with my signed Spidy comic.

Overall a good Black Friday.

Oh, and THIS is the better First Thanksgiving story.

Edited, Nov 25th 2011 9:46pm by lolgaxe
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#11679 Nov 25 2011 at 8:52 PM Rating: Good
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Hi gusy I'm so drunk rihght now I can' r event type right,., you kmnow what I'm saying??

I had a coupl eof beers and I'm having issues sittin straight in my hair... chjair... yuou know whatic.. chair... thatr'si it, the language between ælanguages.. you know.


Anyway, you're all very sexy beasts and I heatt you. ♥
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#11680 Nov 25 2011 at 8:54 PM Rating: Good
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God I'm so drunk, donøt listen to me... please, don't listen to me.

I'll edit this crap when I gain consciousnesses tomorrow.
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#11681 Nov 25 2011 at 8:55 PM Rating: Good
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I'm not drunk, who said thatr?!! Shame on you, I can type just fine while I'm intoxicated.. holy shhit I tyhped intoxicated right. :O

:D

SAnyway, I'll be back.
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#11682 Nov 25 2011 at 9:48 PM Rating: Good
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Drunk Maz is fun.
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#11683 Nov 25 2011 at 11:20 PM Rating: Good
Horsemouth wrote:
Wonder Gem PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I'm pretty sure I worked on Black Friday when I worked at a department store when I lived in Oklahoma. I don't really remember it though, so it must have either been uneventful or so traumatizing I've blocked it out.


The Black Friday part or the Oklahoma part?


The Black Friday part. I still remember most of the Oklahoma part. It actually wasn't too bad.
#11684 Nov 26 2011 at 5:59 AM Rating: Good
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Drunk Maz Smiley: inlove
#11685 Nov 26 2011 at 6:16 AM Rating: Good
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#11686 Nov 26 2011 at 6:20 AM Rating: Good
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Crap, I should lock my computer whenever I go out drinking. I don't remember how I got home and I don't remember writing that.
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#11687 Nov 26 2011 at 6:33 AM Rating: Good
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Too bad there wasn't anyone to talk to here, right Maz?
#11688 Nov 26 2011 at 6:45 AM Rating: Good
Heh, drunk posts.

I think I've now gone 12 weeks without drinking. I'm not even sure.
#11689 Nov 26 2011 at 6:45 AM Rating: Good
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Yes, Aeth.

That surely would have ended well.
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#11690 Nov 26 2011 at 9:51 AM Rating: Good
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We should drunk post together sometime. I bet that'd be hilarious.

Edited, Nov 26th 2011 4:51pm by Aethien
#11691 Nov 26 2011 at 10:00 AM Rating: Good
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Sounds like someone had a good friday!

I just went to the sauna and had a couple of beers.
Going to see some friends in my old hometown next weekend though, see how my liver likes that.
#11692 Nov 26 2011 at 12:05 PM Rating: Good
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Boooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
#11693 Nov 26 2011 at 1:27 PM Rating: Good
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smunks wrote:
Sounds like someone had a good friday!


It was, it was.

Just wish I knew how I got home.
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#11694 Nov 26 2011 at 2:40 PM Rating: Good
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Pigtails! Help! Save me!
#11695 Nov 26 2011 at 3:26 PM Rating: Good
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Nobody can save you now.
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#11696 Nov 26 2011 at 3:32 PM Rating: Good
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Beer can save him.
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#11697 Nov 26 2011 at 3:32 PM Rating: Good
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Horsemouth wrote:
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Beer can save him.


Curses, foiled again.
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#11698 Nov 26 2011 at 3:43 PM Rating: Good
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Horsemouth wrote:
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Beer can save him.
In this case, beer would be a very bad idea.
#11699 Nov 26 2011 at 3:44 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Horsemouth wrote:
IDrownFish wrote:
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Beer can save him.
In this case, beer would be a very bad idea.



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#11700 Nov 26 2011 at 3:52 PM Rating: Good
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That's why I need Pigtails.
#11701 Nov 26 2011 at 4:28 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
That's why I need Pigtails.


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