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#9202 Aug 30 2011 at 8:38 AM Rating: Good
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Lolgaxe, that's what grandparents are for, dump the kid there for a weekend and buy a bottle of champagne and some flowers and then don't leave your bed until you need to pick up the kid again.
#9203 Aug 30 2011 at 10:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Lolgaxe, that's what grandparents are for, dump the kid there for a weekend and buy a bottle of champagne and some flowers and then don't leave your bed until you need to pick up the kid again.


Until you realize she has her own plans for the free day, and you spend the whole time at Macy's buying kids clothes, or running to the bank and the grocery store, or finally cleaning out the hall closet, or yeah... Smiley: lol
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#9204 Aug 30 2011 at 11:20 AM Rating: Good
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That's why you bring champagne and flowers (and possibly chocolate and other gifts) to get her in the mood.
#9205 Aug 30 2011 at 11:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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And then put on some Barry White before making sweet, sweet love to your woman.

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#9206 Aug 30 2011 at 11:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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I usually go for the helping with the housework thing, or staying up late with the little ones. It can be surprisingly effective, and is much cheaper.
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#9207 Aug 30 2011 at 12:07 PM Rating: Good
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And then put on some Sepultura before having hot, kinky sex with your woman.

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Fixed! Smiley: grin
#9208 Aug 30 2011 at 12:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Mazra wrote:
And then put on some Sepultura before having hot, kinky sex with your woman.

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Fixed! Smiley: grin


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#9209 Aug 30 2011 at 1:23 PM Rating: Good
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Turmion Kätilöt more your kind of thing?



Also, isn't he adorable?
(Not a spider pic, I promise)

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#9210 Aug 30 2011 at 1:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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More like this.

And that's a cute dog, yeah. Yours?
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#9211 Aug 30 2011 at 1:51 PM Rating: Good
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It's a kitten you *******.
And not yet but he will be mine.
#9212 Aug 30 2011 at 1:56 PM Rating: Good
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Also Maz, that's actually not bad.

And how about some Skindred?
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I'm trolololling you. The whiskers give it away.
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#9214 Aug 30 2011 at 2:04 PM Rating: Good
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Remember how Delinja got all offended whenever we insulted his puppy?
Don't insult mah pussy! Smiley: mad

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#9215 Aug 30 2011 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
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I'm bored and I have a druid. ENTERTAIN ME THREAD!!!!!


(In other news, what's the deal with bear threat? zomg lolz!)
#9216 Aug 30 2011 at 2:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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TherionSaysWhat wrote:
I'm bored and I have a druid. ENTERTAIN ME THREAD!!!!!


(In other news, what's the deal with bear threat? zomg lolz!)


You could tell us all of Pigtail's dirty little secrets. That would get the ball rolling. Smiley: smile
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#9217 Aug 30 2011 at 2:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm not really a fan of Skindred. Metal and reggae shouldn't be mixed, in my opinion.

I've been listening to some Dimmu Borgir lately, though. It's... interesting.
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#9218 Aug 30 2011 at 2:24 PM Rating: Good
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Maz, try Boris.

Pigtails is cuter than you think. srsly. But damn that chick won't shut up about what gear her 27 toons "need" for the transmorging thingy.

"Oh! Don't tame Cromaggus, I NEED shoulders qq!"

True story.
#9219 Aug 30 2011 at 2:25 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
TherionSaysWhat wrote:
I'm bored and I have a druid. ENTERTAIN ME THREAD!!!!!


(In other news, what's the deal with bear threat? zomg lolz!)


You could tell us all of Pigtail's dirty little secrets. That would get the ball rolling. Smiley: smile
Nah, I already know all of those.

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I'm not really a fan of Skindred. Metal and reggae shouldn't be mixed, in my opinion.

I've been listening to some Dimmu Borgir lately, though. It's... interesting.
Old and AWESOME Dimmu or new and meh Dimmu?


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#9220 Aug 30 2011 at 2:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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That's crazy, all you need is a vest.

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I usually go for the helping with the housework thing, or staying up late with the little ones. It can be surprisingly effective, and is much cheaper.
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#9222 Aug 30 2011 at 3:27 PM Rating: Good
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TherionSaysWhat wrote:
Maz, try Boris.

Pigtails is cuter than you think. srsly. But damn that chick won't shut up about what gear her 27 toons "need" for the transmorging thingy.

"Oh! Don't tame Cromaggus, I NEED shoulders qq!"

True story.
Really? I talk about completely different things with Pigtails Smiley: sly
#9223 Aug 30 2011 at 3:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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TherionSaysWhat wrote:
Maz, try Boris.


Boris what?

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"Oh! Don't tame Cromaggus, I NEED shoulders qq!"


Oh lawd, I'm so sorry for you.

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No clue, it's all pretty meh to me. Just stumbled across one of their songs last weekend during a party and have been trying to find it again. I'm generally not a fan of metal, though I think I've mentioned that before. Smiley: tongue

My taste in music is almost as odd as my taste in beer and women. I like stuff from almost every genre, but only some songs. It's not like I like everything a certain band has made, but one or two songs might catch my attention.

Normally I prefer rhythmic and harmonic songs, like this (language is Danish, so I'll understand if you don't get it).

The dubstep metal edit (or metalstep) song I linked earlier contains elements of metal, but the dubstep maintains a certain... I don't know, harmony to the song? It's difficult to explain what I mean since I don't know the technical terms behind it. Songs need to move me, but they can do so through rhythm, melody, lyrics and vocal performance. I absolutely love the melody and vocals in the song I linked in this post. And if I turn the volume up, the bass tickles my spine. I like that.

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Mazra wrote:
No clue, it's all pretty meh to me.
Calling anything from Dimmu's Stormblast album (the original, not the remake) "meh" is blasphemy.
#9225 Aug 30 2011 at 3:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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Meh.
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BLASPHEMY!
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