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#18002 Sep 25 2012 at 2:02 AM Rating: Good
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I forgot just how hideous this site is without premium. Seriously guys, you couldn't manage to put the ads in the giant empty space but you just HAD to make the forum smaller?
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#18003 Sep 25 2012 at 2:13 AM Rating: Good
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i hate fake people
or people that go along
then stop and fail ...

Edited, Sep 24th 2012 10:17pm by Horsemouth
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#18004 Sep 25 2012 at 2:14 AM Rating: Good
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ads ? giant space ?
loud noises?
the fuck
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#18005 Sep 25 2012 at 2:18 AM Rating: Good
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#18006 Sep 25 2012 at 2:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Can I have some of what you're having?
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#18007 Sep 25 2012 at 3:24 AM Rating: Good
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I use OpenOffice instead of Word. I'm not paying a million bucks for something when I can get almost the exact same thing for free. Sure, it's not as shiny as the Microsoft Office programs, but I'm not paying $140 for shiny.

FORUM IS MOVING TOO FAST, CAN'T KEEP UP!

Also, I'm with Aeth on the ad location. They have all this free space and they still decide to add more frames around the actual forum frame. It looks ridiculous in any resolution that isn't 600x400.

And it's stupid that m.zam.com is restricted to premium users. People aren't going to buy premium just to use the mobile template and they're missing out on a lot of traffic.

Edited, Sep 25th 2012 11:28am by Mazra
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#18008 Sep 25 2012 at 6:15 AM Rating: Good
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Never had premium actually.

Finally found an apartment in Helsinki, time to party.
#18009 Sep 25 2012 at 7:37 AM Rating: Good
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Helsinki is a funny word.
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#18010 Sep 25 2012 at 9:38 AM Rating: Good
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I just had to drain pour a fancy beer because it had gone bad. Throwing €7.50 down the drain is not fun.
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Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
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#18011 Sep 25 2012 at 10:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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Never had premium actually.

Finally found an apartment in Helsinki, time to party.

This is what it's like Smiley: grin
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#18012 Sep 25 2012 at 10:22 AM Rating: Good
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OMG ABUSE OF POWER!
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Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
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#18013 Sep 25 2012 at 10:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, that would be me Smiley: tongue

Also, now learning python...
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#18014 Sep 25 2012 at 10:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Aethien wrote:
I forgot just how hideous this site is without premium. Seriously guys, you couldn't manage to put the ads in the giant empty space but you just HAD to make the forum smaller?


Looks better with adblock and a narrow monitor. Smiley: grin
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#18015 Sep 25 2012 at 10:29 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah, I have noscript and adblock but a 1920x1080 monitor so I'm screwed either way (even with premium. Tiny tiny forum...)
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YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
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Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
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#18016 Sep 25 2012 at 10:56 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
OMG ABUSE OF POWER!


OMG ASYLUM FAVORITISM!

Also, how did a beer manage to go bad? Did you buy it 10 years ago or something?
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#18017 Sep 25 2012 at 11:05 AM Rating: Good
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OMG BEEEES
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#18018 Sep 25 2012 at 11:20 AM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
OMG ABUSE OF POWER!


OMG ASYLUM FAVORITISM!

Also, how did a beer manage to go bad? Did you buy it 10 years ago or something?
Oxidation and/or bacterial infection. I'm guessing on the second one as it's hard for a beer to get oxidized with a cap and cork. So they simply didn't catch the infection in quality control which is possible since the brewery is pretty much a one man thing.
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#18019 Sep 25 2012 at 11:40 AM Rating: Good
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O.K., now this global warming thing has gotten out of control. Nature is f'ing with my bacon!

It has been labeled by one media outlet as Porkpocalypse!

Meanwhile, my government is wasting my tax dollars on . . . nonsense!



EDIT: This post needs less exclamation points.




Edited, Sep 25th 2012 4:01pm by cynyck
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#18020 Sep 25 2012 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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We slaughter an average of five pigs per person every year and 75% of it goes to export.

Stop stealing our bacon, lazies!
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#18021 Sep 25 2012 at 12:55 PM Rating: Good
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Still means you eat an average of 1.25 pigs a year per person. Fattie! Smiley: tongue
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#18022 Sep 25 2012 at 1:18 PM Rating: Good
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Maz, no beard as he's supposed to be from Toronto and all liberal like people from Toronto. The imam with the rickshaw in London didn't have a beard.

Actually, the beard thing is partly just Pakistanis being overzealous and no one else cares; Malaysians/Indonesians can't grow anything beyond a soul patch and Arabs like to shave. Africans with red beards look awesome, though.

I haven't eaten pigs since February or so. I did have some chicken tikka spring rolls today. And biryani.

Do any of you know/remember which certificate you need to teach English in South Korea? I think I should get that (the same one is accepted all around the world and if there's a part time course it's a good way to spend my free time).
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#18023 Sep 25 2012 at 1:19 PM Rating: Good
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Wait what, I have no ads.
I could live with this.

Aethien wrote:
I just had to drain pour a fancy beer because it had gone bad.

I am disappoint.

Edited, Sep 25th 2012 3:21pm by smunks
#18024 Sep 25 2012 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Still means you eat an average of 1.25 pigs a year per person. Fattie! Smiley: tongue


I'm sorry, I can't hear you over how awesome this bacon tastes.
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#18025 Sep 25 2012 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
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smunks wrote:
Aethien wrote:
I just had to drain pour a fancy beer because it had gone bad.

I am disappoint.
So was I, then I drowned my sorrows in another fancy beer.
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#18026 Sep 25 2012 at 2:13 PM Rating: Good
As far as I know Kali, you don't need any certificate to teach English in South Korea. They like you to have a bachelor's degree, or a TEFL certificate, but it isn't required.

http://www.teflnewbie.com/tag/cost-of-tefl-certification/
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#18027 Sep 25 2012 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
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Hey guys, I can do pop culture references! I'm hip and cool like the kids!

http://www.picselate.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/lotr-star-wars-harry-potter.jpg
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#18028 Sep 25 2012 at 2:42 PM Rating: Good
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I don't think you're going to troll anyone here with that Maz.
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#18029 Sep 25 2012 at 3:25 PM Rating: Good
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Guess not.

Off to Facebook! Smiley: grin
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#18030 Sep 25 2012 at 3:30 PM Rating: Good
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Smiley: disappointed
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#18031 Sep 25 2012 at 3:38 PM Rating: Good
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I actually chuckled a bit to that picture.
And because I imagined some grandparent trying to know stuff their grandchildren are into, and putting together a picture loke that with MS paint or something, which of course they learned from one of their computer courses.
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Pigtails, I'll look on reddit, there is a special subreddit for that. I feel like Korea at the moment, if it sticks I'll try to do that.

Also, my back is killing me. And I dunno if I should do this arranged marriage thing. Muslim problems Smiley: rolleyes
Like, he's fine moving anywhere (even Korea, lol), but I'd like him to be able to appreciate the why, as well. He said as I'm not sure he'll give me time to figure it out, he is really... nice about this.
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#18033 Sep 25 2012 at 3:46 PM Rating: Good
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I keep getting notifications from the Facebook Zam group (the OOT one, I think, not ours), but I don't know who half the people in there are!
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#18035 Sep 25 2012 at 3:53 PM Rating: Good
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That's... like... divide by zero or something...

Get in the car, etc.?
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Exactly. I'm kinda wanting to login and see what I wrote; since I haven't been on in like 2 weeks all. But I'm a little frightened that I may break the universe or something.

Smiley: um
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#18037 Sep 25 2012 at 4:27 PM Rating: Good
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Pigtails, I'll look on reddit, there is a special subreddit for that. I feel like Korea at the moment, if it sticks I'll try to do that.
/r/pyongyang
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#18038 Sep 25 2012 at 5:06 PM Rating: Good
I totally fell for that picture on facebook, lol. **** actor who plays Dumbledore looks too much like Ian McKellen.
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Which one?

Richard Harris or Michael Gambon?
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#18040 Sep 25 2012 at 5:11 PM Rating: Good
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Neither has a nose that can match Gandalf's though.
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#18041 Sep 25 2012 at 10:06 PM Rating: Good
Michael Gambon.
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That Harry Potter picture always makes me chuckle.
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#18043 Sep 26 2012 at 12:21 AM Rating: Good
That one is more funny to me because Patrick Stewart looks nothing like Gandalf.
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#18044 Sep 26 2012 at 2:53 AM Rating: Good
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And now for something delightfully weird:



Edit: Google "street" view...?

Edited, Sep 26th 2012 11:04am by Aethien
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#18045 Sep 26 2012 at 7:45 AM Rating: Good
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Ha ha white people.

Also, my favorite misassociation image.
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I'm guessing that's not a Pokémon?

Smiley: um

Yeah, I'm clueless when it comes to that crap stuff. It does look like something from Digimon, though.
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Glad to see music is still weird.
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Digimon sucks. Pokemon was the sh*t.
At least that's not a Pokemon I know of, I only watched the first couple seasons though.

Edited, Sep 26th 2012 11:03am by smunks
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They both suck. Hard. Most of those card game cartoons do. I get why kids might enjoy them, but I don't get how adults can actually enjoy that crap. It's 20 minutes of **** all happening and then 10 minutes of some completely anticlimactic fight. The only reason I even watched Digimon was for the digivolve sequence.

And that new show... Yu-gi-oh 5D? After watching five minutes of an episode, I was ready to move to another planet. Seriously, one fight in that show is stretched out over more than two episodes. Why? Because they spend 30 minutes talking about what's actually happening on the screen. It's like the writers thought it would appeal to a blind audience by having them point out everything while also appealing to those unfamiliar with the Yu-gi-oh card game by explaining the rules of the game as the fight progresses.

Hero Dude: "Oh no, he used his blahblah card which gives his blahblah demon an extra two attacks with an additional two thousand power points! I would cast my blahblah card to counter it, but I can't as it's not my turn yet. Also, some insignificant character is in mortal danger due to the aforementioned blahblah demon now using its blahblah special attack to destroy the city. But wait! Because of blahblah rules, I can access my blahblah special card which I had in my thingy on my wrist. This special blahblah card allows me to resurrect two previously defeated demons. I resurrect blah and blahblah who were vanquished four episodes ago by Mr Evil Dude's blahblah demon which I vanquished two episodes ago!"

*commercial break*

Hero Dude: "Now prepare to face your ultimate doom of extra demise, Mr Evil Dude, because I resurrect blah and blahblah from their whatever dimension! And because I use a special blahblah card while my opponent is using his special blahblah card, I get to add an extra three thousand power points to each of my demons, thereby beating your demon by two thousand power points. And because of some inexplicable rule about power points, I now get two extra attacks each turn!"

*commercial break*

Hero Dude: "Now, I will use my blah and blahblah demons to vanquish your blahblah demon and save the world from your wrath!"

Mr Evil Dude: "Aha, you sprung my trap, insignificant wormling! While you did indeed use your special blahblah card to resurrect your blah and blahblah demons, you forgot that my blahblah demon is a level five soul reaper and therefore gets half of your resurrected demons' attack points! Furthermore, my blahblah demon can harness the dark energies from your resurrection spell to summon an army of ghouls which it then consumes for an extra one thousand attack points!"

to be continued...

And I'm not even exaggerating.
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Well, I've watched Pokemon back in the day when I was a kid myself.

I also remember watching Dragonball, it was like ''A planet will explode in 5 minutes'' but that would actually take like 5 episodes or something.
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Seriously, one fight in that show is stretched out over more than two episodes. Why? Because they spend 30 minutes talking about what's actually happening on the screen. It's like the writers thought it would appeal to a blind audience by having them point out everything while also appealing to those unfamiliar with the Yu-gi-oh card game by explaining the rules of the game as the fight progresses.
Try Dragonball Z (not Kai). One fight can go on for twenty episodes, without exposition at all. It's literally (and I use the word correctly) the standard when it comes to ridiculous fight length. Like was mentioned, five minutes lasts about a dozen episodes.
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