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i hate fake people
or people that go along
then stop and fail ...

Edited, Sep 24th 2012 10:17pm by Horsemouth

...

is a syllable

silence is the loudest noise you can hear

I use OpenOffice instead of Word. I'm not paying a million bucks for something when I can get almost the exact same thing for free. Sure, it's not as shiny as the Microsoft Office programs, but I'm not paying $140 for shiny.

FORUM IS MOVING TOO FAST, CAN'T KEEP UP!

Also, I'm with Aeth on the ad location. They have all this free space and they still decide to add more frames around the actual forum frame. It looks ridiculous in any resolution that isn't 600x400.

And it's stupid that m.zam.com is restricted to premium users. People aren't going to buy premium just to use the mobile template and they're missing out on a lot of traffic.

Edited, Sep 25th 2012 11:28am by Mazra

Helsinki is a funny word.

This is what it's like

Yeah, that would be me

Also, now learning python...

Yeah, I have noscript and adblock but a 1920x1080 monitor so I'm screwed either way (even with premium. Tiny tiny forum...)

OMG BEEEES

O.K., now this global warming thing has gotten out of control. Nature is f'ing with my bacon!

It has been labeled by one media outlet as Porkpocalypse!

Meanwhile, my government is wasting my tax dollars on . . . nonsense!



EDIT: This post needs less exclamation points.




Edited, Sep 25th 2012 4:01pm by cynyck

Still means you eat an average of 1.25 pigs a year per person. Fattie!

Wait what, I have no ads.
I could live with this.


I am disappoint.

Edited, Sep 25th 2012 3:21pm by smunks

So was I, then I drowned my sorrows in another fancy beer.

Hey guys, I can do pop culture references! I'm hip and cool like the kids!

http://www.picselate.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/lotr-star-wars-harry-potter.jpg

Guess not.

Off to Facebook!

I actually chuckled a bit to that picture.
And because I imagined some grandparent trying to know stuff their grandchildren are into, and putting together a picture loke that with MS paint or something, which of course they learned from one of their computer courses.

I keep getting notifications from the Facebook Zam group (the OOT one, I think, not ours), but I don't know who half the people in there are!

That's... like... divide by zero or something...

Get in the car, etc.?

/r/pyongyang

Which one?

Richard Harris or Michael Gambon?

Michael Gambon.

That one is more funny to me because Patrick Stewart looks nothing like Gandalf.

Ha ha white people.

Also, my favorite misassociation image.

Glad to see music is still weird.

They both suck. Hard. Most of those card game cartoons do. I get why kids might enjoy them, but I don't get how adults can actually enjoy that crap. It's 20 minutes of @#%^ all happening and then 10 minutes of some completely anticlimactic fight. The only reason I even watched Digimon was for the digivolve sequence.

And that new show... Yu-gi-oh 5D? After watching five minutes of an episode, I was ready to move to another planet. Seriously, one fight in that show is stretched out over more than two episodes. Why? Because they spend 30 minutes talking about what's actually happening on the screen. It's like the writers thought it would appeal to a blind audience by having them point out everything while also appealing to those unfamiliar with the Yu-gi-oh card game by explaining the rules of the game as the fight progresses.

Hero Dude: "Oh no, he used his blahblah card which gives his blahblah demon an extra two attacks with an additional two thousand power points! I would cast my blahblah card to counter it, but I can't as it's not my turn yet. Also, some insignificant character is in mortal danger due to the aforementioned blahblah demon now using its blahblah special attack to destroy the city. But wait! Because of blahblah rules, I can access my blahblah special card which I had in my thingy on my wrist. This special blahblah card allows me to resurrect two previously defeated demons. I resurrect blah and blahblah who were vanquished four episodes ago by Mr Evil Dude's blahblah demon which I vanquished two episodes ago!"

*commercial break*

Hero Dude: "Now prepare to face your ultimate doom of extra demise, Mr Evil Dude, because I resurrect blah and blahblah from their whatever dimension! And because I use a special blahblah card while my opponent is using his special blahblah card, I get to add an extra three thousand power points to each of my demons, thereby beating your demon by two thousand power points. And because of some inexplicable rule about power points, I now get two extra attacks each turn!"

*commercial break*

Hero Dude: "Now, I will use my blah and blahblah demons to vanquish your blahblah demon and save the world from your wrath!"

Mr Evil Dude: "Aha, you sprung my trap, insignificant wormling! While you did indeed use your special blahblah card to resurrect your blah and blahblah demons, you forgot that my blahblah demon is a level five soul reaper and therefore gets half of your resurrected demons' attack points! Furthermore, my blahblah demon can harness the dark energies from your resurrection spell to summon an army of ghouls which it then consumes for an extra one thousand attack points!"

to be continued...

And I'm not even exaggerating.

Try Dragonball Z (not Kai). One fight can go on for twenty episodes, without exposition at all. It's literally (and I use the word correctly) the standard when it comes to ridiculous fight length. Like was mentioned, five minutes lasts about a dozen episodes.