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I'm still hoping for the Theo is a very convincing cross-dresser thing.

lulz

The two history classes at my college are being... compounded? and yesterday our class went to their class to meet and greet them. One of the girls in the other class kept giving me the looks. She was hot, too. Should be an interesting final year.

What's up with my sleep cycle, though? I've tried changing it around so that I'll wake up around 8 AM automatically, but I keep waking up at noon no matter when I go to sleep. Then yesterday I had to get up at 8 AM, so I set the alarm just in case, and then I woke up at 6 AM on my own. Went to bed around 11 PM because I was exhausted and slept until noon.

Crazy brain.

That's what ruffies are for.

Rape isn't funny. There are a lot of inappropriate things out there that I find funny, but rape isn't one of them.

Yeah Theo, I believe it was me that corrected you on that. I'm a big believer in the Kinsey scale, I just think the vast majority of gay and straight folks aren't willing to admit to themselves that they're at least a little attracted to the opposite/same sex. Hell, I myself am not even a 4 (what is considered a "true" bisexual, someone who is attracted to both equally). I don't remember which way the scale goes, but I'd consider myself one step removed from a 4. I like women, I just tend to be attracted to men more. Partially because I know a lot more androgynous men who are attracted to women, than I do androgynous women who are attracted to women.

I'm pretty high on the Kinsey scale (as in, very much attracted to women over men) but I won't sleep with someone just because they're physically attractive. That being said, a girl in the city I'm moving to in Pakistan has messaged me on OKC. I think my main problem is that white people just weird me out in bed and all the Asian lesbians are closeted.

But yeah, I've just got trouble being romantically attracted to girls (possibly because I fear potential breakups being full of drama?)
The only girl I've dated was actually ace.

Ignoring everything I've just said, Theo is really good looking, if I recall correctly. No additional charms necessary.


Also, the last 2 mornings I've been getting up at 6:30 for sexy times. Then going back to sleep. 6:30 is a good time to have sex, though.

I know a couple. One's only half asian, really, but she's an uberslut too. The other two are both the nerdy type.

Edit: The other two are just bi, not ubersluts.

Edited, May 3rd 2012 4:16pm by IDrownFish

Yeah, I'd agree that that isn't funny either. Have I mentioned doing that before? Or are you just saying that in general?

Hey Theo, are you talking about Tila Tequilia?

Oh, and I got fired today. I had too many overages/shortages on my till, and so corporate made them fire me. The store manager was very emphatic that he didn't want to fire me, he thought I was a good worker, etc. So that made me feel a little bit better, but it still sucks.

That does really suck.

That's what you get for ruining my meme fun.

Nah, Tila Tequila lost all hotness a long time ago. This girl is legit hot, though I'd only give her a 7/10 because she's a slut. I won't sleep with her for that reason.

If she wasn't a slut, she's a 10/10.

Also, asians are ridiculously hot or ridiculously ugly; I haven't found one that's like a "mehhhh" yet, unlike every other race on the planet.

Welp. Not touching that sentence at all.

Summer is almost here, and I can't wait. Going to learn to longboard, going to go swimming a lot, spend a lot of time at the lake, and friends I barely get to see! This summer is going to be awesome.

I'm spending the summer in Denmark. Cool weather, clean water, plenty of electricity and only occasional drive-by shootings (we're more of a knife people).

Why would white people's privates weird you out?

You prefer a penis with a suntan?

Yeah, I don't like them pink on guys. I think it looks weird that way.

I blame the fact that I've seen most of my parents' friends naked at some point, actually.

I am also curious about that. I was actually just thinking, as a girl you can be super picky and still constantly get laid.

Probably the official definition?





I don't know what your male friends have told you, but a confident, strong-willed, independent woman is not a slut. Pretty much the other way around.

I'm reclaiming the word? What the hell does what my male friends think "slut" means have anything to do with it? Jeez, you're such a sexist Maz.

In the past, I'd always considered a slut a woman who slept around. A whore is a prostitute, a slut is a woman who has lots of sex because she enjoys it. I used to think that was a bad thing, now I know that that idea is silly. It just goes along with the whole idea that how many people you've slept with matters. Who cares? As long as you're clean and safe I don't care. I think it's interesting, but it's not something I ask my lovers anymore.

Trust me, I'm not some kind of crazy hypocrite. I lost track of the number of women I've slept with (I could figure the number out with a pen and piece of paper +/- 2) back when I was 22 or 23.

My definition of slut is someone that has no standards and will pretty much sleep with anyone, which this girl definitely doesn't and will. Hence the reason why I won't touch her with a 10 foot pole.

As for white guy junk, I wasn't aware that white = pink all of a sudden.

@#%^ you.

Yeah, I'm somewhere in the low to mid 20's. It's gotten to be too much of a chore at this point to actually sit down and count everyone. I have a friend who says she's in the 100's and I have a male friend who is getting close to 40 who claims his is in the thousands. I think he's probably exaggerating, but he DOES have some really good stories to tell, so who knows.

And yeah, all the guys that I've actually paid attention to, have either had beige or pink junks. I've never seen an actual white one. That would be kinda scary.

I think that's a good definition Theo. Not my preferred one of course, as I like to use it as a compliment, but I think it's fair just the same. Despite the amount of lovers I've had in the last couple years, I'm actually quite picky. All the guys I've either dated or slept with in that time frame have been intelligent, feminist, liberal nerds. I actually had this guy in town on OKC send me a message the other day, wanting to get together. Our match rating was around 50% and we both have answered a lot of questions. This guy is sexist, anti-abortion, thinks that flag burning should be illegal, but considers himself liberal. I was like I know there's more to being liberal than being feminist friendly, but sh*t... And I've never understood the whole obsession with the flag. If it's expected, I'll stand up out of respect and all, but it's just a piece of cloth. If people want to burn it, I say let them.

I am a sexist, but only because I know how we think.

A slut, in my social circles, is a woman (or man, I guess?) who has sex with a lot of people indiscriminately because she (and he?) thinks it'll make her (and him?) cool like the other kids. It's a derogatory term used about someone who deviates from the social norms, like loser and nerd. Where nerd is a reference to someone's educational level, and loser is a reference to one's social skills, slut refers to one's sex life.

So you're going to be procrastinating for the next 23 hours and 55 minutes?

I need to figure out how to post a video or image without having to use that annoying period.