HAH!
What about, "FatherFarce", "MotherMayhem", "EvolutionGod", "TheSaintFunny"
"MaterialisticPastor", "StrangleWithRosary", "PeeHolyWater", "SundayDisparity"
"EgoBaptism", "MaterialismHeaven", "BibleWonker", "WorshipTheWall", "Iconoclastuck"
"AngelicSin", "AAvictim", "MarriedReligion", "DirtIsGod", "MyGodIsEvil"
"LordsCanniBall", "TheBlackApostle", "TerminalReligion", "OneWayHell"
"ConstanTeen", "AzlamTheLamb", "SufferAWitch", "BleedingOcean"
"WatertoRhine", "HoleyButt", "AintNoGospel", "PreachThePlague", "PrayForHell"
"ChristianMonkey"