I've managed to progress past the "Get your world list to load" part, side-stepped 1017, had a few run-ins with 2002, and am currently wiping on 10102. I just can't figure out the strategy!
Though it did put me in a queue just now, so we'll see.
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.