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#1 Aug 16 2013 at 3:15 AM Rating: Default
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Gladiator is a class

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#2 Aug 16 2013 at 4:06 AM Rating: Good
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Damn, I can't believe I squandered my opportunity to take it in high school.
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#3 Aug 16 2013 at 6:33 AM Rating: Good
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I would have made a sweet target for target practice.
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#4 Aug 16 2013 at 6:50 AM Rating: Good
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Realistically, it probably would have conflicted with my AP Arcane Magic course.
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Damn, I can't believe I squandered my opportunity to take it in high school.

I thought it was PE dodge ball.
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#6 Aug 16 2013 at 9:22 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Realistically, it probably would have conflicted with my AP Arcane Magic course.
I tested out of AP Arcane Magic. Took AP Temporal Shifting instead. Somehow, I still never had the time to do the homework.
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#7 Aug 16 2013 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Realistically, it probably would have conflicted with my AP Arcane Magic course.
I tested out of AP Arcane Magic. Took AP Temporal Shifting instead. Somehow, I still never had the time to do the homework.


For some reason, The Sages put me in Berserking. Apparently, how little effort I put into Axe and Hammer Techniques was irrelevant.

I wanted them to place me in Teleportation. My idea of physical activity.
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#8 Aug 16 2013 at 9:51 AM Rating: Good
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I'm glad I took Advanced Ranged Theory when I had the chance.
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#9 Aug 16 2013 at 9:55 AM Rating: Good
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I probably shouldn't have slacked so much on my Accuracy requirement for graduation. Fireballs can be difficult to aim... and highly explosive.
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#10 Aug 16 2013 at 9:58 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I probably shouldn't have slacked so much on my Accuracy requirement for graduation. Fireballs can be difficult to aim... and highly explosive.
You only say that because you didn't ace Homing Magic and Memory Charms. It's fire and forget for me.
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#11 Aug 16 2013 at 10:06 AM Rating: Good
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The scheduling team at my school sucked; they made me choose between Homing Magics and Advanced Conjuration. The way I see it, I just need to have something with their scent. Hellhounds will be my homing magic.

Plus, my familiar is adorable.
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#12 Aug 16 2013 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good
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That'll help you find the target, but not really hit it when you do.

Now, Explosive Runes coupled with Advanced Conjuration, that's fun. Especially if you don't care for squirrels.
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#13 Aug 16 2013 at 10:28 AM Rating: Good
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Oh, you didn't think I'D be doing the work, did you? Why the hell do you think I took Advanced Conjuration, for company?

No, I took it so I can lay on a sofa and be fed grapes by a hot Faerie while a Golem pummels my enemies.
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#14 Aug 16 2013 at 10:34 AM Rating: Good
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Just don't get those two mixed up.
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#15 Aug 16 2013 at 10:53 AM Rating: Good
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DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE OR YOU GO ON THE LIST.

We'll see how much you like them getting mixed up then.
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#16 Aug 16 2013 at 11:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yeh so called mages with your fancy pants schools an classes. Back in meh day ya learn it by yaself. You wanna be strong like a bear? Ya turn in ta a bear dagnamit. None of this lettin ya fire golem doin all the work. Lazy good-fer-nuthins, bet ya gonna burn down a whole village an not even know it. Jus wait til the villgers find ya, mark my words it ain't gonna be good.
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Just don't get those two mixed up.

Worse yet to be fed enemies by a hot faerie while a golem pummels your grapes.

someproteinguy wrote:
Yeh so called mages with your fancy pants schools an classes. Back in meh day ya learn it by yaself. You wanna be strong like a bear? Ya turn in ta a bear dagnamit.

Back in my day, we spent a whole semester of Home Ec sewing a bear and an owl together. These days the kids do it all on computers.

Edited, Aug 16th 2013 1:12pm by Jophiel
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#18 Aug 16 2013 at 12:15 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Just don't get those two mixed up.

Worse yet to be fed enemies by a hot faerie while a golem pummels your grapes.
I was thinking a faerie feeds you golems while the grapes try to pummel your enemies, but that's even better.

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We'll see how much you like them getting mixed up then.
Somehow, I suspect you'll have to hit me first.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I probably shouldn't have slacked so much on my Accuracy requirement for graduation. Fireballs can be difficult to aim... and highly explosive.


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#19 Aug 16 2013 at 12:34 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Worse yet to be fed enemies by a hot faerie while a golem pummels your grapes.


Depends on who/what your enemies are, and how much you want wine.

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Somehow, I suspect you'll have to hit me first.


I can assure you, from experience, that the Faerie is wonderfully proficient in aiming.
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#20 Aug 16 2013 at 1:24 PM Rating: Good
AP Magic Physics was pretty dull. Same answer for everything. So I spent most of my time in "Understanding elf panties and you, a perspective".
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#21 Aug 16 2013 at 1:47 PM Rating: Good
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That class was right next door to me.

The weird part is that it was mostly monks... and chakra manipulation was in the same time slot. Ironically, it had such a low enrollment, all of which where female (and mostly elven), that it just became a yoga class.
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#22 Aug 16 2013 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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So I spent most of my time in "Understanding elf panties and you, a perspective".
I wanted that class, but it was full so I had to go with Horror Films in Context ENG 289.
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#23 Aug 16 2013 at 1:56 PM Rating: Good
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So I spent most of my time in "Understanding elf panties and you, a perspective".
I wanted that class, but it was full so I had to go with Horror Films in Context ENG 289.


Oh, is that the class where the teacher got suspended for rage?

I heard he beat a student into a coma while yelling "Don't throw the flashlight away you idiot."
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#24 Aug 18 2013 at 2:59 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Realistically, it probably would have conflicted with my AP Arcane Magic course.
I tested out of AP Arcane Magic. Took AP Temporal Shifting instead. Somehow, I still never had the time to do the homework.


If you go back and take the advanced redactive chronologics course you'd keep up with the coursework.
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#25 Aug 19 2013 at 8:46 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Realistically, it probably would have conflicted with my AP Arcane Magic course.
I tested out of AP Arcane Magic. Took AP Temporal Shifting instead. Somehow, I still never had the time to do the homework.


If you go back and take the advanced redactive chronologics course you'd keep up with the coursework.
Ever since I printed out that punch card of "Famous Women of History I'd like to sleep with", I'm no longer allowed near any course that gives the ability to travel more than twenty minutes in time from my normal temporal locale.
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#26 Aug 19 2013 at 8:50 AM Rating: Good
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Most likely to time travel, class of 3195.
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#27 Aug 19 2013 at 9:05 AM Rating: Good
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Unsurprising that they raised your ethics requirement for graduation...
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#28 Aug 19 2013 at 1:09 PM Rating: Good
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Let's be honest. Who here doesn't have at least three or four ethics violations on their academic record?
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#29 Aug 19 2013 at 1:10 PM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Let's be honest. Who here doesn't have at least three or four ethics violations on their academic record?
Today?
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#30 Aug 19 2013 at 1:51 PM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Let's be honest. Who here doesn't have at least three or four ethics violations on their academic record?


Excuse you, my record is spotless!

First week of school I traded sexual favors to the Stealth and Subtlety teacher in exchange for some of the AP-level techniques. No one will believe a student with no training can manage things like high-level glamours and illusions.
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