Assuming we were both single and I had $10mil in personal wealth and the opportunity, do you believe I could talk my way into Katy Perry's pants?
Into, but not out of.
Who would win best-of-five in a game of Super Mario Kart, Obama or Romney?
Romney, because Mario Kart punishes better players. [:shakes fist at blue spiky shell:]
If a wizard turned you into an elk, would you rather be a boy elk or a girl elk?
On a scale of 1 to 7, rate butterscotch.
For eating, or coating one's genitals? If the former, 3.5. If the latter, 3.5. Caramel is a 6. Magic Shell is a -5.681
If Pokémon were real, would you be willing to eat one?
Only if they were coated in caramel.