I hate the internet. I hate the world wide web. I hate the guy who invented routers. I hate Verizon. I hate FIOS. I'm a sad, sad, hateful man.
I cannot get a working connection for Guild Wars or any other game requiring an internet connection. My connection varies, almost by the second, between "low" and "very good." I spent a while on the phone with Verizon FIOS tech support and he tells me my router is ancient and he's express mailing me a new one.
I hate express mail. I hate tech support guys with bad microphones that hiss and cackle so much I can hardly understand them. Most of all, I hate cucumbers.
You mean that? Yeah, I see it. I will now, through the power of meditation, will you into TiNFS.
harooomm . . . harooomm . . . harooomm . . .
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.