Stop it! You are forcing me to purchase games that I never had any interest in purchasing and that I may never play. You've neutered my ability to choose. I must buy them, simply because they are only $2.00 each!
McDonalds is doing the same thing - $1.00 for a cup of coffee no matter what size, so I have no choice but to buy the large size!
I'm sure Obama is behind this! He's turning this country into a welfare state! Nino is right! None of this is in the Constitution - when did it become unconstitutional to sell coffee for $1.00 . . . or video games for $2.00?? What am I talking about??? Apparently, exclamation points are on sale also . . .
Solicitations malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles
Write it in English, not in Pentagonese. It's not a launcher, rifle cartridge, 7.62mm; it's a rifle. Call it a compass, not a direction-finding module. And if someone insists on being called AdcomphibsPac, the Fact File should explain to those not gifted in garblespeak that he's talking about the administrative office of the communication services for amphibious forces in the Pacific.
— Preface to The United States Department of Defense Fact File