You're doing yourself a serious disservice by not playing the games. Seriously, go play the right now. They're just that awesome.
The mechanics are amazingly entertaining, the puzzles are good (most of the time), GLaDOS is the best villain ever, Wheatley is hilarious, and Cave Johnson is quite possibly the funniest man to have (n)ever lived.
75 Rabbit/75 Sheep/75 Coeurl/75 Eft/75 Raptor/75 Hippogryph/75 Puk
75 Scorpion/75 Wamoura/75 Pixie/75 Peiste/64 Sabotender
51 Bird/41 Mandragora/40 Bee/37 Crawler/37 Bat
Items no one cares about: O
Missions no one cares about: O
Crafts no one cares about: O