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#27 Jun 30 2005 at 12:31 PM Rating: Decent
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That is true, you wouldnt beleive how many Texans have to count their fingers to figure out how many toes they have. I mean if something is 1'3" how hard is it to take a tape measure which lists both and get 15? But for some strange reason they cant comprehend it, but someone without much standard measurement use has to figure it out for them.


I'm from Texas and I'm not stupid.
#28 Jun 30 2005 at 1:11 PM Rating: Decent
LMAO, thats a good one.
#29 Jun 30 2005 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
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A woman goes into a dentist’s office, and after her examination, the dentist says, “I’m sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill that tooth.”

Horrified, the woman replies, “Oh, no! I’d rather have a baby.”

To which the dentist replies, “Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair.”
#30 Jun 30 2005 at 1:50 PM Rating: Good
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#31 Jun 30 2005 at 1:53 PM Rating: Decent
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And exiled in the Texas waste-land, where many people don't know how many toes are on their feet, let alone how many inches in a foot...

Im Texan
5 toes on a foot, 10 on both feet
12 inches in a foot
There...
#32 Jun 30 2005 at 1:56 PM Rating: Decent
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where many people don't know


Not all, many. Your one of the lucky ones.
#33 Jun 30 2005 at 1:59 PM Rating: Decent
Unless you cheated. (9**)9 C(**C)
#34 Jun 30 2005 at 2:00 PM Rating: Decent
Actualy i moved out of texas when i was little.
#35 Jun 30 2005 at 2:03 PM Rating: Good
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Ummm.... one of my EX wifes hails from Texas, and she had 12 toes, and her foot was less than 12 inchs. She was a mean 100 pound bytch, but dang was she sexy! Yeeehaaa! Last I heard of her, the Marines sent her to Iraq to kill terrorist, but had to send her back home on charges of being to overtly zealous, and too mean spirited to the bad ole arabs... I think she married one of them... poor basterd...
#36 Jun 30 2005 at 2:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Give him this.... he might need it.
#37 Jun 30 2005 at 5:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Im Texan
5 toes on a foot, 10 on both feet
12 inches in a foot
There...
That doesnt prove anything, I said they can figure how many toes they have by counting their fingers.
#38 Jun 30 2005 at 5:45 PM Rating: Decent
Damn you figured me out.

I was only born in texas i grew up in montana
#39 Jun 30 2005 at 6:27 PM Rating: Default
Breaking news:

The socks not mine.
#40 Jun 30 2005 at 6:38 PM Rating: Excellent
How could they let a Texan in Montana, what a way to ruin a good state. I always thought Montana had higher standards then that.
#41 Jun 30 2005 at 6:44 PM Rating: Decent
Montana sucks just like wyoming(curent residence)
not even 1 big city in either
#42 Jun 30 2005 at 8:00 PM Rating: Excellent
And that is a bad thing? Cities are way over rated.
#43 Jul 01 2005 at 8:15 AM Rating: Decent
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I hate big cities. Too congested for me. Too much noise. Too much pollution. Too much everything.
#44 Jul 01 2005 at 11:17 PM Rating: Decent
Even too many ladys?

Edited, Sat Jul 2 00:20:35 2005 by BillyBreaths
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