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#202 Jul 05 2005 at 8:28 PM Rating: Decent
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eh didnt see the lumbar in there.....
#206 Jul 05 2005 at 8:56 PM Rating: Default
sefana is a alien it says
#210 Jul 05 2005 at 9:37 PM Rating: Decent
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i got rear ended i mean slamed



umm well that's why you should grab on to something when your getting homophied. When me and my woman do it i make sure she grabs the bars and puts on some protective gear.

oh and remember always use a condom
#211 Jul 05 2005 at 9:39 PM Rating: Decent
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This has to be the most retarded argument Ive ever seen on these boards, but for some reason it compels me.


For some reason it's more fun than rubbernecking at a massive car accident (ooops, sorry if that was you on my way home the other day). I think it's just the slow buildup, post by post someone digs this hole for themselves. You know how it's going to end, but it's still massively entertaining.

I for one love how the offending party's story morphs post after post. It get more and more complex, more and more unrealistic until pooof! You're left with....

A. "I was just role-playing my character"
B. "This is my son's account, how dare you people anger him."
C. "HAHA fooled you guys"
D. "You guys suck, I'm never coming back. WAAAAAA"

We're just about on chapter 13 of this story. Only a couple more chapters before the big climax. This is kind of like a choose your own adventure book in reverse. We already know the ending, already know the choices, but we sit and wait for someone else to pave their own unique dead-end path.
#212 Jul 05 2005 at 10:35 PM Rating: Decent
Wait. Everyone with a post count under 5000 get out.
Nah nah nah nah, der ner, can't touch dis. I own all of you. Outta my thread ******** I'm gunna tell myself I have my own spy agency, adn then argue with myself. I also have a lisence to kill, mutha ****, I work alone though, so my agency is more like.. well.. its actually just me. But now that its summer I have spy kids, the children of my former top spys. This will give me the idea to produce/direct/star in my own film, called "Spy Kids" which will be horribly done, go stragiht to tape, and spawn two more movies anyway. I also moved to the ghetto, opened a barber shop, and got shot nine times in the face. I lived, and my medical bills only cost 3 bucks. I settled the lawsuit for over three billion, plus extra damages. I'm filth rich and am now making a movie about my barber shop. I recently released a pop record.

Edited, Tue Jul 5 23:37:34 2005 by Murrun
#214 Jul 05 2005 at 10:58 PM Rating: Default
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#216 Jul 06 2005 at 12:05 PM Rating: Good
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Just for you ren...

clicky to make it easy for ya
#218 Jul 06 2005 at 4:02 PM Rating: Decent
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Wow amazing story, great thread, funnier than a rubber crutch in an emergency room. I cant believe I waited so long to read this thread. But what I want to know is this what insurance company paid in less than a year. This isnt job related because the workers comp board does their stuff quick. Now the big guys will drag their feet on this unless someone claimed fault to the accident and was dumb enough to file a police report admitting guilt. However if that was the case you probably would have been awarded the max amount under the combined single limit which on a basic liability policy should be 500k-1mill. Did I mention that I am licensed to write insurance in NY, NJ, OH, and PA? Ren if this story is true you got f*ed in the *** witha sandpaper condom. Next time get a better lawyer.
#220 Jul 06 2005 at 4:28 PM Rating: Good
But you had all that money from your successful restaurants, you didnt need the money from the settlement, you could of waited for it to go to court.
#221 Jul 06 2005 at 4:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Hey I know one way to settle this. As a succesful business owner you must have a fax. I want you to fax your menu to my office. Then Ill tell everyone at the boards you are legit. PM for fax number.

But I do have to agree with one thing though. Your typing sucks. Not only did you remove any form of punctuation but you have more mispelled words than a second grade spelling bee at a klan rally. You must understand why you are getting the royal then huh? It really is hard to believe that someone who plays a game were reading and typing are essential to forging ahead can be so bad at English. Now I know the schools in prison are probably a little dated, but Im sure a dictionary was available otherwise so many prison tattoos would look like L33t speak. So how can you type so bad now? Sitting at a PC? were there are no mobs attacking you? I understand cruddy typing in stressful situation were you need to get your point across quickly like when there are a few extra adds but lets get serious. Run a spell checker or something. IDK copy and paste to word run the spell checker and copy and paste back. Seems simple to me.
#222 Jul 06 2005 at 5:56 PM Rating: Good
The menu still wouldnt prove anything, they are easy enough to get, and faxing them is easy, so many places fax for next to nothing. Also a busboy could get their hands on a menu, go into the office and fax, it is not hard.
#223 Jul 06 2005 at 6:03 PM Rating: Decent
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I know it doesnt prove anything however if his boss sees him faxing something to NY he will probably get fired.
#224 Jul 06 2005 at 6:09 PM Rating: Good
True, I didnt think of his boss seeing a long distance phone bill.
#225 Jul 06 2005 at 6:11 PM Rating: Decent
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well I am out fora few hours. Ren keep up the good work. Soon you will be promoted to mop boy. Sure its a step down from cleaning the toilets but you gotta take the good w/ the bad.
#226 Jul 07 2005 at 3:24 PM Rating: Good
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