Star Wars
Correlian Corvettechased by imp star destroyer
C3P0 " c'mon R2 put me on follow or we g3t /powned
Captin " princess, da imps r 2 fast,using Haxx"
Leia /target R2 store AFK autoresponse"helpme obi1kenobi U R my only hope"
Star destroyer docks with corvette
TK174 /strafeshots rebel private220 for 330points of damage
TK174 /strafeshots rebel private220 for 375 points of damage
TK174 /strafeshots rebel private220 for 355 points of damage
Rebel private220 is incapacitated by TK174
Rebel private220 is slain by TK174
Rebel private 233" OMG they /pwown121212!!!run for it"
DarthVader is online
Darthvader /findfreind Leia
A waypoint has been created for Leia
Imp sergant "w00T12122!!12121 we got her Lord Vader"
Leia "%NT ...only U cud B so n00bish"
Leia "wait till CSR hears of this...u r soooo bannned..."
Leia ControlH /submit bug ...vader using Haxx
Escape pod crashes on tattoine
Congratulations you have received a new badge.escape pod of R2D2 and C3P0:
C3P0 " R2 j00 n00b we R lost"
R2 " bleep"
C3P0 " whaddaya mean use controlV? SFTU?????
R2 "Bloop"
C3P0 " what message? I got no tells ..I wuz in guildchat"
R2 " Beep"
C3P0 "/stoare droid ...bah its not working ...buggy game....
Jawa uses headshot on R2D2 for 80points of damage
Jawa uses headshot on C3P0 for 60points of damage
/loot (you find nothing else on the body
/loot you find nothing else on the body
Jawa " bah Loot tables are nerfed..."
At Lukes Moisture farm
Jawa /call droid /transfer Uncle
Uncle "TYVM mate /deepbow"
Uncle " luke have u paid maintaiance on harvesters?????"
Luke " R0XXX0rrr121212!! just amazing successed my droid repair roll ...minor blemishes!!!13777 12121!!!"
R2D2 pops holocron of Leia
Leia "AFK autoresponse:helpme obiwan kenobi u r my only hope"
L8r
R2D2 /findfreind obiwan
obiwans location has been updated and added to your datapad
Luke /tell R2 heya R2 u sologrouping?
C3P0 " think he's AFK?"
luke "lets find him LOLOLOL!!"
/call x34
C3P0 Your speeder suxxor, i have a AV21..."
Luke "shaddap n00b"
Luke "there he is!!"
You have been incapacitaed by a tuskan warrior
incapacitation time 75
74
73
72
obiwan heals you for 700 action and 500 health
obiwan " j00 noob! /powned by Tuskens LolOlOloloLo
Obiwan rolls on floor laughing
Luke delivers an unknown salute
Luke " wasnt buffed...the pixie downer kicked in...they ganked me!"
Obiwan " LOLOLOL"
Luke " my droid was tracking you...thinks ya a reb knight called OB1-OZI"
Obiwan "thats my Alt...only Knights are KDS"
Later at Mos Eisley
TK998 says to obiwan " STOP CITIZEN UNDER DIRECTIVE >>>>blah blah ..we are searching you"
Obiwan "/tell TK998 these are not the droids u r l00king for"
Luke "lets leave droids outside...."
Obiwan /target C3P0" St"
Luke /target R2" St"
Inside cantina
Katrina Starshine says cheerfully " please tip your dancers and heal my action thx ))"
Greedo " Solo..I have bounty on j00"
Solo "????Im not on terminals?"
Greedo " mission 4 Jabba 100k..."
Solo accepts Greedos challenge
Greedo uses concealed shot on Solo but misses
Solo uses Overcharge shot on greedo for 1560 points of damage
Solo /DB
Solo "PWONZER!!!!"
Obiwan " heya Solo!"
Solo " sup dude?"
Obiwan " U got JTL yet?"
Solo "Jup"
Obiwan R0XXor, Need a lift to alderan
Solo invites obiwan into group
Solo invites Luke into group
Chewbacca " groofggrhhgh " in shywook
loading plaese wait
On Board the deff star
Admiral " where R ure Rebel freinds now eh princess???
Leia "AFK response: I will nevva betray Da rebellion"
Vader "then we shall show u da full pownzering power of this battlestation!!!!"!"
/target alderan
Leia " oh hi..soz AFK for coffe..umm okie theyre on Dantooine near MO"
Admiral "KK prepare 2 fire"
" hey u said no DB..i have screeines of this... posting on forums now l0serz"
Deathstar hits alderan for 54645745467poiints of damage
Vader " yayyyyy"
leia " EXPLOIT!!!!"!"!"!"
To be continued
CONTINUED
On board the Millenium Falcon
Luke " Tie Fightaz on our Tail..Ill hold em off you make teh jump 2 lightsp33d"
Han "Okie ,i'll lose em i know a few manouvers"
*falcon hits asteroid*
Luke "WFT????...n00b! Thought u were da masta pilot???? lucky these are only Tier 1 Ties"
Calculations for lightspeed 75%
Jumping in
5
4
3
2
***Crash to desktop***
Teh Falc0n lands in docking bay of stardestroya
Han " sorry peeps CDT"
Luke " No spatial talk .....imps outside"
Darth Vader " Search teh ship with a scanning krew"
TKone eight three " Yes Dark lord"
Darth Vader " You Epsilon guys are always in role. Lighten up"
Darth Vader tickles TKone eight three mercilessly
Darth Vader. "I sense a presence i have not felt since publish 9"
Inside teh falcon the rebs all go prone and clipp inside beds and bookcases, the usual malarky follows with the scanning crew being owned.
Luke: "WFT????? I cant equip this ST armour"
Obiwan "LOLOL.. u r reb u muppet...i'm bored.... im gonna duel Vader...wait here...BRB"
R2D2 /findfreind leia
The current location of Leia has been updated and added to D pad
Luke " Bah .Shes in the prison ...gotta save her"
Han " Sure ...tip me 50k and i'm in"
Luke " You an AS or something???? Thats crazy prices"
Han " Re5pect d00d or ill /addignore your butt"
Obiwan "W00t!! Vader! Duel me u L053r"
Vader " U R teh L053r boiwan...I am teh ma5ta"
Vader uses saberhit 3 on obiwan but he saberblocks it
Vader uses saberhit 3 on obiwan but he saberblocks it
Vader uses saberhit 3 on obiwan but he saberblocks it
Darth vader " Your skills suxxor old man"
Obiwan " if you strike me down ..I shall just clone"
Darth Vader " Lololol...my gank squads are camping the cloner"
Obiwan warcrys
Darth vader is delayed for 10 seconds
Obiwan warcrys
Darth vader is delayed for 10 seconds
Obiwan warcrys
Darth vader is delayed for 10 seconds
Darth vader "EXPLOTER!"!"!""
In teh prison
Leia "WFT?"
Luke " lo Leia, here ta save you"
Leia " sod off im crafting.."
Hans " puh...no reward is worth this"
Leia has Joined the group
L8r
Han "Ok..burstrun and we use the terminal..then we are outta here"
Luke " W33TABIXX"
Leia " Whoo! Look two masters fighting!!"
The squad of Epsilon gaurding the falcon rush off to gank Obiwan
Han " nows our chance"
Obiwan " Arrgh Laggggggggggggg"
Obiwan has fallen incapacitated
Obiwan has been slain
Obiwan is no more
Darth Vader " POWENED!!!!!!!!!!ELEVENDY!!!!!!!"
for your part in Obiwans your PvP rank has increased to 2780
Luke /board transport
LOADING
On Dantooine
Wedge " d00d!!!!"
Luke "heya mate"
Wedge "Sup?"
Luke " obi got powned...now teh imps will te with their knights...Im quitting...
Han " can i have ur stuff?
Wedge " Noooooo dont quit WoW suxxors, Group with me i have a Uber mission need help with, called" destroy da deff star"
Luke "RoXXor!!"
The Deff Star
Gold Leader "Gold leader Going in "
Luke " GL m8"
Gold Leader "TY....Noooo Agressors on my 6..."
EJECT
Red Leader "Red leader Going in "
Luke " GL m8"
EJECT
Darth Vader " Hoot!"! these tier 2 Y-wings are great for grinding"
Luke , Im going in now
Darthvader /target Luke
/checkforce
Darth Vader " Teh force is strong in this one...i'll powen him myself"
Han " KaKaKaKa....Your in there Kid"
blasts Vaders Tie
Darth Vader " nooo. reactor shutdown...cant repair!!!!"
On Corvette
Leia " Admiral Lukes turned off his targeting putor"
Admiral " luke whats wrong?"
Obiwan tells you " use teh force Luke"
Luke /t admiral" SFTU...im concentrating"
Admiral "?????"
Luke " MT"
Admiral " Ahh okie"
Luke "Your Da feesh"
Luke hits star for 67million points of damage
Mission Completed the reward has been divided and placed in your account.
Luke " WHOS DA MAN!"!!!!!!"
Vader " stars have nevah been the same since the Nerf"
You have recived a new badge "the rebel mark of courage"
Luke " GTG Logging guys Cya"
Leia "Cya"
Vader "BB"
DISCONNECT
Source
Kudos to DarthVapour of the [link=forums.station.sony.com/swg]Official SWG Forums[/link] for creating this story!
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L0rd of teh Ringz0r
F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng
[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
**Rocket goes off
Gandalf: "Pwned!"
Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
Bilbo has left the server
Frodo: "***!?"
[later, in Bag End]
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "SFTU NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire
**Later
Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
**Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
Frodo: "***?"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
Sam has been kicked from The Shire
[At Isengard]
Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
Gandalf: "***?!"
Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
**Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
Saruman: "Pwned!"
[on the road to Bree]
Merry: "look foos, !"
Pippin: "Woot! !"
Frodo: "Ph34r!"
Sam: % !"
Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"
[Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
**Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
Frodo has left the server
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"
[at Weathertop]
Merry: "Mmm, !"
**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"
**the black riders attack
Merry: "OMG!!!"
Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
Pippin: "***"
Frodo has left the server
**head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "***... hax!"
**Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "
[on the road to Rivendell]
Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
**Arwen rides up
Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"
Sam: "Teh leet Hax0r "
Arwen: "Firewall?"
**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.
Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
**nazgul start to cross
Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
Arwen: "Pwnt"
[at the Council of Elrond]
Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
Elrond: "SFTU tards!!1!"
**Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
Elrond: "**sigh, noob"
[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level % 1"
Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
**Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
Frodo: "sif!"
Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"
[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
**There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
Gimli votes to change map to Moria
Votes 4 of 4 required
Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"
[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
Boromir: "GL HF"
Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
Legolas [arrow] guardian
Gandalf: "gg"
[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"
**After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well
Gandalf: "Teh bookz0r has some clues!"
**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
Merry: "d'oh"
**The fellowship hears the ork drums
Boromir: "***?"
Aragorn: "***?"
Frodo: "..."
Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"
**the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
ork: "OMG! h4x!"
Gimli: "pwned"!
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas: "lol!!"
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli: "Foos!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "ffs, wallhax!"
**The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"
**Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo
Sam: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"
**Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head
Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"
Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"
**The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks
Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!"
**A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!"
ork: "turn it off!"
Legolas: "lolol!"
**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog
Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"
Balrog: "***?"
Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
Balrog: "Sif, noob"
**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, ing it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight
Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"
Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"
**The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf
Gandalf: "D'oh"
Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"
**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
Gandalf has left the server
Balrog has disconnected
[After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]
**The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel
Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1"
[The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]
Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!"
uruk hai: "leet!"
[stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]
**Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him
Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ur hax can fight teh boss!"
Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"
Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"
Frodo: "SFTU noob"
Frodo has left the server
Boromir: "***! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, *************
**A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing campers"
**Aragorn comes across the battle
Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! ***!"
Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"
Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"
**Aragorn goes to Boromir
Boromir: "Damn lag!"
Warning: Connection problems detected
Boromir has disconnected
Aragorn: "FFS!"
[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam 'sees' him]
Sam: "Frodo! ***! Invisibility h4x!"
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "Sam, SFTU and FOAD!"
Sam: "Sif!"
Frodo: "Oh, ffs noob!"
End.
L0rd of teh Ringz0r
F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng
[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
**Rocket goes off
Gandalf: "Pwned!"
Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
Bilbo has left the server
Frodo: "***!?"
[later, in Bag End]
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "SFTU NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire
**Later
Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
**Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
Frodo: "***?"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
Sam has been kicked from The Shire
[At Isengard]
Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
Gandalf: "***?!"
Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
**Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
Saruman: "Pwned!"
[on the road to Bree]
Merry: "look foos, !"
Pippin: "Woot! !"
Frodo: "Ph34r!"
Sam: % !"
Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"
[Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
**Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
Frodo has left the server
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"
[at Weathertop]
Merry: "Mmm, !"
**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"
**the black riders attack
Merry: "OMG!!!"
Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
Pippin: "***"
Frodo has left the server
**head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "***... hax!"
**Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "
[on the road to Rivendell]
Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
**Arwen rides up
Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"
Sam: "Teh leet Hax0r "
Arwen: "Firewall?"
**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.
Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
**nazgul start to cross
Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
Arwen: "Pwnt"
[at the Council of Elrond]
Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
Elrond: "SFTU tards!!1!"
**Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
Elrond: "**sigh, noob"
[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level % 1"
Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
**Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
Frodo: "sif!"
Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"
[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
**There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
Gimli votes to change map to Moria
Votes 4 of 4 required
Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"
[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
Boromir: "GL HF"
Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
Legolas [arrow] guardian
Gandalf: "gg"
[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"
**After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well
Gandalf: "Teh bookz0r has some clues!"
**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
Merry: "d'oh"
**The fellowship hears the ork drums
Boromir: "***?"
Aragorn: "***?"
Frodo: "..."
Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"
**the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
ork: "OMG! h4x!"
Gimli: "pwned"!
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas: "lol!!"
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli: "Foos!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "ffs, wallhax!"
**The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"
**Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo
Sam: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"
**Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head
Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"
Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"
**The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks
Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!"
**A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!"
ork: "turn it off!"
Legolas: "lolol!"
**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog
Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"
Balrog: "***?"
Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
Balrog: "Sif, noob"
**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, ing it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight
Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"
Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"
**The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf
Gandalf: "D'oh"
Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"
**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
Gandalf has left the server
Balrog has disconnected
[After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]
**The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel
Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1"
[The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]
Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!"
uruk hai: "leet!"
[stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]
**Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him
Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ur hax can fight teh boss!"
Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"
Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"
Frodo: "SFTU noob"
Frodo has left the server
Boromir: "***! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, *************
**A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing campers"
**Aragorn comes across the battle
Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! ***!"
Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"
Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"
**Aragorn goes to Boromir
Boromir: "Damn lag!"
Warning: Connection problems detected
Boromir has disconnected
Aragorn: "FFS!"
[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam 'sees' him]
Sam: "Frodo! ***! Invisibility h4x!"
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "Sam, SFTU and FOAD!"
Sam: "Sif!"
Frodo: "Oh, ffs noob!"
End.
I remember the last one, Justene. Where did you find it?
And here i thought i had too much time on my hands, lol.
Although i must admit, i did read it, and laughed.
Where'd u find this?
Although i must admit, i did read it, and laughed.
Where'd u find this?
The official forums. Will have to dig for the link.
Your killin' me...your really killing me!!!
I love this stuff. As soon as I get out of the hospital from almost dieing of laughter, I will forward this link to my friends and watch them soil themselves from laughter.
I love this stuff. As soon as I get out of the hospital from almost dieing of laughter, I will forward this link to my friends and watch them soil themselves from laughter.
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