so here i am hanging around waiting for the merchant exp to roll in and master my 15th profession.i came up with this catchy little tune while i was bored to death.hope you like it :P
(sung to the theme of giligans island)
i like to call this song "Holocron's Pile"
sit right back and youll hear a tale,
a tale of a pile of ****,
that started from a computer port,
aboard the sony ship.
the creative director was a mighty stupid man,
this,the PR guy was sure,
a bunch of devs set sail that day,
for a 3 and half year tour(a 4and half year tour)
(sound efects) <sreaming geeks in the background>
the program started getting ruff,
the creative dude,he tossed off,
they said even with the couarge of your fearless crew,
your product will suck rocks(your product will suck rocks)
so the game came out on the day of this june the 26th,
the beta testers screamed HEY this crap aint ready yet,
but did they give a ****?NO they didnt give a ****.
with Holocron,
and Holocron too,
hey Holocron,i would have rather let you hump my wife,
(sexah voice)a Holocron,
the Holocron,
and Holorcon,
HERE ON HOLOCRONS PILE......
wait folks theres more....
and now a special public service announcment from the man himself.take away Holo...
HoloCron:(sings softly)
so join me here each patch my friends,
im sure to get a smile,
as we nerf this angry baz nitch to hell and back again.....
HERE ON HOLOCRONS PILE.......