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#1 Feb 09 2004 at 6:04 PM Rating: Excellent
so here i am hanging around waiting for the merchant exp to roll in and master my 15th profession.i came up with this catchy little tune while i was bored to death.hope you like it :P

(sung to the theme of giligans island)

i like to call this song "Holocron's Pile"

sit right back and youll hear a tale,
a tale of a pile of ****,
that started from a computer port,
aboard the sony ship.


the creative director was a mighty stupid man,
this,the PR guy was sure,
a bunch of devs set sail that day,
for a 3 and half year tour(a 4and half year tour)

(sound efects) <sreaming geeks in the background>

the program started getting ruff,
the creative dude,he tossed off,
they said even with the couarge of your fearless crew,
your product will suck rocks(your product will suck rocks)

so the game came out on the day of this june the 26th,
the beta testers screamed HEY this crap aint ready yet,
but did they give a ****?NO they didnt give a ****.

with Holocron,
and Holocron too,
hey Holocron,i would have rather let you hump my wife,
(sexah voice)a Holocron,
the Holocron,
and Holorcon,

HERE ON HOLOCRONS PILE......

wait folks theres more....

and now a special public service announcment from the man himself.take away Holo...

HoloCron:(sings softly)
so join me here each patch my friends,
im sure to get a smile,
as we nerf this angry baz nitch to hell and back again.....


HERE ON HOLOCRONS PILE.......
#2 Feb 09 2004 at 8:00 PM Rating: Decent
hahaha dude that was hillarious
#3 Feb 09 2004 at 8:20 PM Rating: Decent
I Think thats the truth man. They didnt even have vehicles until what? DECEMBER? something like that, thats must of been annoying running around on mounts, when they go 1mph faster than urself..
#4 Feb 09 2004 at 8:31 PM Rating: Decent
That was genious, thats all i can say. Produce that song and shove it up the devs ***.

Edited, Mon Feb 9 20:32:26 2004 by CommandoRox
#5 Feb 10 2004 at 7:35 AM Rating: Good
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/dancetomusic woot woot! man that sound kix ace!!!!!! WOOT WOOT!!!! /stopdancetomusic whew! WOOT WOOT man that song is awesome. like the budweiser commercials true true
#6 Feb 11 2004 at 2:14 PM Rating: Decent
If you eat a piece of food and it tastes like crap do you continue to eat it while complaining,NO! So if this game sucks so bad then here is an idea, go to a different game. It is a game, a good game, if you don't think so, don't play. I for one love the constant updates, it makes the game stay interesting. Just think if the game was perfect, I promise most people would stop playing after the first couple months.

Just my two cents
Tropes Dakota
#7 Feb 11 2004 at 2:43 PM Rating: Decent
LOL!! That song was funny as hell...the funiest thing about it is that yer right on LOL!! I still love it though, im an swg addict...at least it gives u somthing to look forward too LOL
#8 Feb 11 2004 at 4:29 PM Rating: Default
OMFG dude there should be an entertainer proffesion called comedian and one called singer ud master both in like .1 seconds
#9 Feb 11 2004 at 6:33 PM Rating: Default
Well I hope Someone at SWG see it lol!!! Don't try and post it on their Boards.
Sad thing is the song tells the truth. I don't know if I should be laughing or crying. I would say SWG is a good game!!!!(BUT IS IT A GREAT GAME???)

ok............. you caught me I only play the game because I had to buy a video card to play it!!!!!
DAM You Shadding and Lighting Technology!!!!!
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