I was out enjoying a great easy hunt just on the outskirts of coronet when suddenly a pretty boy human dressed in a full suit of n00b armor (the one that starts with an M) runs up and says, "HEY' I stand in silence. "Zirzo" (I know as of now its a total idiot cause thats what idiots do they just say your name like your their pet or something and expect you to comply) "I challenge you to a duel. No DB. Winner takes home 5k."
I let an awkward silence pass and then I put on my own n00b helm. But my DX12 is still in its holster and I'm holding a typical laser rifle when I challenge him to a duel, the right way with a radial menu and I'm standing about 7m from him.
Idk if i fought with honor, Idk if I fought by the rules, but I fought like a lizard who hates humans, I fought like a lizard with the tag novice brawler above his head. The only words I ever said were "Human scum." right after I hissed at his incaped body and just before the DB. Humans, do not try to duel a hunting trando in the wilderness or bestow your rules or customs upon him. Die human scum die...