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#1 Jan 09 2004 at 3:37 AM Rating: Decent
Welcome folks to the land of Proudpine Outpost! Let me, Suminarin be your guide to this magical realm! I know you may be saying to yourself, "self I play on (insert server here) so I already know all there is about your land." Yes, while the locations and wildlife may be oddly familiar, the local population is anything but. Now follow me as I guide you to the sights and sounds of these lands far and away from your home.

First up is the town of Freeport. At any time this city is populated with newb and experienced persons. As the center of commerce you can always find people trying to strike a bargin! They cries of "WTB unsorted gems 500t", "WTB specific gems 1000t", "why won't you n00bs buy all my gems for 1000t each because I'm too lazy to sort them?", and of course "WTS level 17 quest item for 4000t+". As with anywhere with this many people you will be hearing lots of interesting and intelligent comments! "STFU n00b",the insta-classic and will be heard throughout the city and must be some cryptic saying that has even the best scholars working day and night to decipher.

Next we coach to Highpass, home of the uber-elite. This is where you will find the cream of the crop going on a hazardous and vastly rewarding journey to a secret event know as "xping" or "grinding". One day you too may be able to partake in such a lucrative experience! While the commerance is not as wide spread and abundant as in Freeport the quality is much higher. Things like "WTS ultra-rare uber-stick 40k lvl 49 +1 wis, 12 dam PST", make me say WOW if only this job payed better I would jump at the chance for for such treasures.

Last stop is the quaint hovel of the Dravors. These people are nice enough to let untold number of aspiring adventures take up temporary residence in their front yard while they search for like minded people to form a "group" to visit such locales as the bandit camps or gnoll forts. Now while these places may be filled with hostile beings and a great place to gain some experience before trying to join the ranks of the uber-elite in Highpass *BEWARE*. These locations are actually believed by some to be run down remnants of the ancient gods of Amtrak! While long out of use the occasional "chariot-of-the-gods" sometimes refered to as "trains" still pass by bringing grief to those caught unaware.

Now we shall take a look at the denzins of this mighty land. Now you all know the common main species of residents so I shall discuss the sub-species.

There is the tankis dd/paper/ninjalootits. While it may be rare in your areas let it be known that this one is running rampant here in fair Proudpine Outpost! The spirit masters have sent out a plea to try and make this monstrosity extinct as they have become over worked by these. While not really a sub-species they are more of a diseased version of the main species hitisme tankis. Please if you come across one of these try and help in any way you can! But watch out are they are armed with the magical invocation of "STUF n00b". While the main species is happy with the stacks and filling up with whatever is left over, these ones think that anything that can stack ex. gems and other tradskill stuffs, are also solely for them. Be prepared for some out-of-pocket expenses for the rares that melees don't need or drinks that don't need drinking because they can, and I quote, "outdamage a mob that cons red and kill it before their lack of HP/AC will lead to their demise". Be warned and be wary, and if at all possible, be far away.

Now is the casterous chainnukealotus. While not really dangerous to others they are a danger to themselves and put a strain on even the best hitisme tankis. Easy to recognize by the constant sparks coming from their hands or thrown objects through the air, they also have a common trait of shouting out "oom" after even brief encounters.

By far the most dangerous of all is the pling maximus. With the help of an uber-elite these people aquire the power of an uber-elite themselves without the experience or know-how that is expected of one of that status. Like the tankis dd/paper/ninjalootis these are merely normal people with a disease! If you recognize this quote then nothing more needs to be said, "haha pizowned".

Thank you for visiting Sumi's Tours!
Have a nice morning/day/night!

#2REDACTED, Posted: Jan 09 2004 at 10:04 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Hehe, sounds like a day in the life of a true ever-crack addict!
#3 Jan 09 2004 at 10:50 AM Rating: Decent
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LMAO!! Ok, that made me laugh while bored out of my skull here at work! Good job
#4 Jan 09 2004 at 2:22 PM Rating: Default
QUICK someone get this person a job writing the lore for EQOA!! LOL. but yes i do agree, this is just another day in the life of a evercrack-head. it was good tho =) sounds like marr's fist too.

Sypher
Barbarian
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50th Season
Marr's Fist
Z.U.M "Absolute Destiny Apocalypse"
#5 Jan 10 2004 at 3:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Thanks for the trip was fun do it again for all of us, but please leave a name or chars. Pls

Nostreme
#6 Jan 10 2004 at 6:08 PM Rating: Default
eh, ok
#7 Jan 10 2004 at 10:04 PM Rating: Default
LOL Very funny! Good job!!
#8 Jan 11 2004 at 10:35 AM Rating: Default
ONCE AGAIN PEOPLE ITS OUR DUTY TO KILL STEAL, NINJA LOOT, TRAIN YA, DONT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION,DONT REVIVE YA, DONT GIVE YA SOW,TRY TO HACK AND FIND BUGS IN THE SYSTEM AND GIVE THE GM AGENTS A HARD TIME.. WITH OUT US THIS GAME WILL BE NO FUN... HAVE A NICE DAY:)
#9 Jan 12 2004 at 5:14 AM Rating: Decent
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That was a good one Sumi. But, you forgot a few subclasses.

Every tanks favorite Meleous ninjalooticas
those who feel that all loot belongs to them for any small degree of effort the input to a group and if you start to say anything to these folks they log with all the items from the hunt.

And the one I really love
ex-tankis newhealerus these healers dont know how to tap into the tiniest inkling of their power and cause horrible debt to any that grp with them while passing the blame on they exclaim,
"hey its (insert tanks name here) fault for not keeping aggro" even after s/he is dead.

I'm sure there are others that could be discribed but you did a great job of pointing out the most obvious ones. From one PPO'er to another thanks for the laughs.
#10 Jan 12 2004 at 9:52 PM Rating: Default
good job sumi your so much better then humidaan god i hate that guy. this is actually funny humidaans just like a gay priest, righteous and ****.
#11 Jan 13 2004 at 9:50 PM Rating: Default
LOL well i thought was on the intenses ever-crack.being a fellow everquest freak i was truley touched.NO not THERE.lol well anyways obviously you are like me no life,no girlfreind no job and obviously have nothing better to do than sit around killing monsters all day. well i thank you all for reading this.
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