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#1 May 03 2012 at 12:58 PM Rating: Default
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Hello,

Getting late-ish and about to go bed.

Just wanted a thread that might have something amusing to read at work tomorrow.

Anyway, can you imagine if the lights started flickering in a supernatural convention?








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Edited, May 5th 2012 2:04pm by Kaolian Lock Thread: thread is dumb.
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#2 May 03 2012 at 1:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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RAWDEAL wrote:
Anyway, can you imagine if the lights started flickering in a supernatural convention?


Can you imagine what would happen if those lights started flickering anywhere else? I mean those other people wouldn't even have their special hats to protect them!

Also, I don't know how the evil overlord feels about having more than one purposely off-topic thread. Smiley: um

Also also, we need a smiley that quivers in fear...
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#3 May 03 2012 at 4:32 PM Rating: Good
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Guess nobody was bored today...
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#4 May 03 2012 at 5:58 PM Rating: Excellent
I like how Raw copied word for word what Horse posted in the first few lines of the BDT.

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Hello,

Getting late-ish and about to go bed.

Just wanted a thread that might have something amusing to read at work tomorrow.


Just in case anyone couldn't tell, that was me being sarcastic.
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I like how Raw copied word for word what Horse posted in the first few lines of the BDT.

Horsemouth wrote:
Hello,

Getting late-ish and about to go bed.

Just wanted a thread that might have something amusing to read at work tomorrow.


Just in case anyone couldn't tell, that was me being sarcastic.


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#6 May 03 2012 at 9:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Just in case anyone couldn't tell, that was me being sarcastic.


I actually couldn't - thanks for the heads up. Sarcasm doesn't travel well over text.

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This means I'm famous?


There's paparazzi watching you RIGHT NOW.
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#7 May 03 2012 at 10:22 PM Rating: Decent
Well I would assume that people would know I was being sarcastic, given my obvious dislike for him, but I figured it would be better to be safe. Smiley: grin
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Raw, Xsarus already locked the last thread you were +1ing in. While you were by no means the instigator nor the worst offender in there, this here is a bad idea.

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+1ing correctly is both an innate skill and a learned one, discuss.

Is there a good rule of thumb for +1 thread? I was thinking "the bored Druid thread" would be an example but I am not an authority on +1.
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#10RAWDEAL, Posted: May 04 2012 at 4:44 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) This is going to be the most EPIC thread, i feel the love.
#11 May 04 2012 at 5:38 AM Rating: Good
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6-6x6=?


30, duh.
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Sandinmygum the Stupendous wrote:
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6-6x6=?


30, duh.
Nope, duh.
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#13 May 04 2012 at 6:33 AM Rating: Good
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'I'm bored', still not a great conversation starter.

Who knew?
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Not the Supernatural convention you were looking for?
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'I'm bored', still not a great conversation starter.

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Here i start: I am an atheist, but sometimes I envy believers.
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Sandinmygum the Stupendous wrote:
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6-6x6=?


30, duh.


-30, duh.
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What is a +1 thread? I don't remember seeing that term used before. :/

I'm not really that bored even though I'm at work right now. When I'm at home with my games, I have too much to keep me busy to get bored. :)
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#19 May 04 2012 at 8:54 AM Rating: Default
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Mazra wrote:
Sandinmygum the Stupendous wrote:
RAWDEAL wrote:


6-6x6=?


30, duh.


-30, duh.
A high school senior said she knows all the seniors, half the juniors, 1/3 of the sophomores, and 1/4 of the freshmen. If each class has the same numbers of students, then she knows what fraction of the school?

It's worth 40 Gryffindor points BTW

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A high school senior said she knows all the seniors, half the juniors, 1/3 of the sophomores, and 1/4 of the freshmen. If each class has the same numbers of students, then she knows what fraction of the school?


Kinky.
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RAWDEAL wrote:
Mazra wrote:
Sandinmygum the Stupendous wrote:
RAWDEAL wrote:


6-6x6=?


30, duh.


-30, duh.
A high school senior said she knows all the seniors, half the juniors, 1/3 of the sophomores, and 1/4 of the freshmen. If each class has the same numbers of students, then she knows what fraction of the school?

It's worth 40 Gryffindor points BTW



25/48
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#22 May 04 2012 at 10:48 AM Rating: Default
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Bigdaddyjug wrote:
RAWDEAL wrote:
Mazra wrote:
Sandinmygum the Stupendous wrote:
RAWDEAL wrote:


6-6x6=?


30, duh.


-30, duh.
A high school senior said she knows all the seniors, half the juniors, 1/3 of the sophomores, and 1/4 of the freshmen. If each class has the same numbers of students, then she knows what fraction of the school?

It's worth 40 Gryffindor points BTW



25/48
correct.
This British pop musician, born in 1940, had dozens of hits in Britain, but never met with great popularity in the USA. He is sometimes called the Elvis of England. Who is this superstar of British rock music?

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This British pop musician, born in 1940, had dozens of hits in Britain, but never met with great popularity in the USA. He is sometimes called the Elvis of England. Who is this superstar of British rock music?


Cliff Richard.

Did you want to ask me a difficult questions at some point?
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#24 May 04 2012 at 11:35 AM Rating: Good
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What is a +1 thread? I don't remember seeing that term used before. :/

I'm not really that bored even though I'm at work right now. When I'm at home with my games, I have too much to keep me busy to get bored. :)


+1 is a term we use in the OoT and Asylum to reference posting for the sole purpose of increasing your post count.
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You are the Larry flint of ZAM with your rated xxx thread.

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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
morghast wrote:
What is a +1 thread? I don't remember seeing that term used before. :/

I'm not really that bored even though I'm at work right now. When I'm at home with my games, I have too much to keep me busy to get bored. :)


+1 is a term we use in the OoT and Asylum to reference posting for the sole purpose of increasing your post count.


OMG!! How Despicable!!! Who would ever do that?!?!?
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This British pop musician, born in 1940, had dozens of hits in Britain, but never met with great popularity in the USA. He is sometimes called the Elvis of England. Who is this superstar of British rock music?


Cliff Richard.

Did you want to ask me a difficult questions at some point?
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

There are 3 correct answers to this question. The first is "What flavor?"

The second is "The world may never know."

The more difficult one is:

Wu-hun
Too-huu
Thu-ree
CRUNCH!

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#30 May 04 2012 at 1:05 PM Rating: Excellent
FYI, this thread, if it stays, needs to stay more PG then the BDT. Also any king of consistent rating up or down is not going to fly.
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#31 May 04 2012 at 1:14 PM Rating: Decent
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FYI, this thread, if it stays, needs to stay more PG then the BDT. Also any king of consistent rating up or down is not going to fly.

I'll do my best to not make this thread as smutty as the other one. It'll be a tough job, but I think I can do it.
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The AH is dead, i am beginning to see major losses to AH deposits, i hope we are not in a recession.
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#33 May 04 2012 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
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This means I'm famous?
You are the Larry flint of ZAM with your rated xxx thread.

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White people weird you out in bed, yet you think I'm really good looking? Smiley: dubious
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I only get weirded out by white people's privates, so as long as you don't take your underwear off we're probably cool.


You're just jealous. Smiley: tongue
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I say we turn this into a Rawdeal trivia thread and he has to give out fabulous prizes to whoever gets the most right.
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#35 May 04 2012 at 1:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: facepalm

PG Pigtails... PG... Smiley: rolleyes

Edited, May 4th 2012 12:30pm by someproteinguy
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#36 May 04 2012 at 1:45 PM Rating: Good
What? I didn't do anything besides quote what Raw had already posted in the thread.
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Uh huh... and if RAW jumped off a cliff would you do that too?

[:sternfacesmiley:]

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Name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?
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Uh huh... and if RAW jumped off a cliff would you do that too?

[:sternfacesmiley:]
No, but she'd probably post about it. Smiley: tongue
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
FYI, this thread, if it stays, needs to stay more PG then the BDT. Also any king of consistent rating up or down is not going to fly.


Does systematically rating Raw down count? He's pretty consistently idiotic.
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Uh huh... and if RAW jumped off a cliff would you do that too?

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I'd cheer and cry tears of happiness. Okay, I don't dislike him THAT much. But I'd be tempted.
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Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow.
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Dammit Maz, it's perfectly easy to +1 without encouraging him.
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
FYI, this thread, if it stays, needs to stay more PG then the BDT. Also any king of consistent rating up or down is not going to fly.


Does systematically rating Raw down count? He's pretty consistently idiotic.
BDT > this way

This thread is Epic, so much rage and envy...muahhhhhh


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RAWDEAL wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Sir Xsarus wrote:
FYI, this thread, if it stays, needs to stay more PG then the BDT. Also any king of consistent rating up or down is not going to fly.


Does systematically rating Raw down count? He's pretty consistently idiotic.
BDT > this way

This thread is Epic, so much rage and envy...muahhhhhh


What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.


a mountain, Bilbo.
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You know the part in the video games when you answer a riddle wrong and the thingy attacks you and you get to pound its face in with your mace or something?

This thread needs some of that.
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You know the part in the video games when you answer a riddle wrong and the thingy attacks you and you get to pound its face in with your mace or something?

This thread needs some of that.
He he...


Name an eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end.
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someproteinguy wrote:
You know the part in the video games when you answer a riddle wrong and the thingy attacks you and you get to pound its face in with your mace or something?

This thread needs some of that.
He he...


Name an eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end.


Inkstand.

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#50 May 04 2012 at 4:28 PM Rating: Good
negative numbers don't really exist. So 30 it shall stay.
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someproteinguy wrote:
You know the part in the video games when you answer a riddle wrong and the thingy attacks you and you get to pound its face in with your mace or something?

This thread needs some of that.


Smiley: lolSmiley: lolSmiley: lol

And I just stripped Rawdeal of his scholar. This is truly the proudest moment of my life--I have righted a wrong that should never have occurred.
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