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#52 Nov 03 2010 at 7:37 PM Rating: Good
Danish ladies are very hot and have very hot accents. My fiancé is the hottest thing I've ever seen ... but I'm biased cause I love her.

And, Maz, I don't know many Danish beers because I haven't been to Denmark yet. Give me time.
#53 Nov 03 2010 at 7:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Denmark is technically part of Scandinavia


Technically part of?! Why I oughta... Smiley: mad

WE CREATED SCANDINAVIA!


Nicely said, Mazra! ;)

Though, I must say I'm one of the boring ones who like Carlsberg. :p

Mhmm, and Ceres Royal wasn't bad either.


Oh, and it should be Hans Christian Andersen ;)

Edited, Nov 3rd 2010 9:44pm by timetoread
#54 Nov 04 2010 at 8:42 AM Rating: Good
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After reading this thread, the only thing that is coming to mind is the South Park episode where the Internet was broken everywhere :)
#55 Nov 04 2010 at 4:49 PM Rating: Good
Mazra wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Denmark is technically part of Scandinavia


Technically part of?! Why I oughta... Smiley: mad

WE CREATED SCANDINAVIA!


I think Norway, Sweden and Iceland would disagree. :-p They might be wrong, but they'd still protest lol.
#56 Nov 04 2010 at 4:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Arn't the Danish the Canadians of Europe?
#57 Nov 04 2010 at 5:22 PM Rating: Decent
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No, they're a free people and successful, and they don't make crappy "American" vehicles.
They also aren't rude (they're the friendliest people in the world, really), they aren't half English, half French, they don't have more laws about Moose than gun rights, they are sexy, they have HISTORY more than "We once almost invaded America while they were busy fighting the British, eh?" and, most importantly, they are NOT CANADIAN.
And the Norwegians and Swedes can claim that all they want, but Denmark is the origin of not only Scandinavian culture, but -Every white race on the planet.-
English? You have Scandinavian blood. German? Oh, no doubt, Scandinavian. French? Moorish Arab + Roman + Scandinavian = Snailsuckers.
<3<3<3<3<3<3 Scandinavia (Well, Sweden and Denmark. Dunno about those Norwegians and weird Fins), if you couldn't tell.
#58 Nov 04 2010 at 6:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Almost right there, Jay.

While most of Europe is somehow connected to Denmark now, either through royal blood or LEGOâ„¢ stocks, we're not the European Cradle of Life. The first Danes were Slavic people, immigrants from the east. The fastest way to Sweden and Norway is via Denmark, otherwise you have to go all the way around through Russia and the Siberian tundra. Naturally some people settled on the way to the larger areas north.
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#59 Nov 04 2010 at 6:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Interesting. My studies have shown that the Slavs and Ruskies are Hun + Scandinavian.
#60 Nov 04 2010 at 6:51 PM Rating: Good
If you're American, it's a bit of a stones & glasshouses issue to start deriding countries for only having a few hundred years of history.

Anyway, there's nothing wrong with Canada.

ETA: Oh, and there's not much drinking that comes from Denmark, being that they can't make cider worth a damn. Now Sweden, on the other hand...

Edited, Nov 5th 2010 12:54am by Kavekk
#61 Nov 04 2010 at 7:31 PM Rating: Good
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I like coming from Scotland when these debates start, a long rich history and in most of it Scotland comes out looking pretty good. Sure there is a few bad moments, but we also gave the world Tennent's Lager, and that is something to be proud of.
#62 Nov 04 2010 at 7:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
Anyway, there's nothing wrong with Canada.

Definitely not. Best sports, best donuts, best North American beer, and hotter women than in the US.

I live an hour and a half from Vancouver, I should know. Smiley: schooled
#63 Nov 04 2010 at 7:37 PM Rating: Good
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America has it's share of hot women but the majority of them are *****/****/stuck up/other words I can't think of because if I said what I want I wouldn't sound very intellectual so I'll stop before I make myself look dumb.
#64 Nov 04 2010 at 7:43 PM Rating: Decent
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America has it's share of hot women but the majority of them are *****/****/stuck up/other words I can't think of because if I said what I want I wouldn't sound very intellectual so I'll stop before I make myself look dumb.

Not the same as Canada, really. I'd say one out of one hundred American women are what I'd define as genuinely "hot". In Canada, it's more like one out of fifty or forty.

Also, the likelihood of those hot women liking hockey is dramatically increased, even if they like some stupid team like the Canucks; it still makes them hotter than American women.
#65 Nov 04 2010 at 7:45 PM Rating: Good
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Overlord Theophany wrote:
Hyolith, Hero Among Heroes wrote:
America has it's share of hot women but the majority of them are *****/****/stuck up/other words I can't think of because if I said what I want I wouldn't sound very intellectual so I'll stop before I make myself look dumb.

Not the same as Canada, really. I'd say one out of one hundred American women are what I'd define as genuinely "hot". In Canada, it's more like one out of fifty or forty.

Also, the likelihood of those hot women liking hockey is dramatically increased, even if they like some stupid team like the Canucks; it still makes them hotter than American women.


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#66 Nov 04 2010 at 7:47 PM Rating: Good
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Plus any attractive looking woman on the outside caught smoking is instantly not attractive anymore, is my eyes. Sometimes tattoos too.
#67 Nov 04 2010 at 7:52 PM Rating: Good
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Horsemouth wrote:
Overlord Theophany wrote:
Hyolith, Hero Among Heroes wrote:
America has it's share of hot women but the majority of them are *****/****/stuck up/other words I can't think of because if I said what I want I wouldn't sound very intellectual so I'll stop before I make myself look dumb.

Not the same as Canada, really. I'd say one out of one hundred American women are what I'd define as genuinely "hot". In Canada, it's more like one out of fifty or forty.

Also, the likelihood of those hot women liking hockey is dramatically increased, even if they like some stupid team like the Canucks; it still makes them hotter than American women.


I support this post.

Really, when I can talk to a girl about hockey, she's roughly 2-3 points hotter than she normally would be.

On a scale of 10. Because I keep track. Smiley: nod
#68 Nov 04 2010 at 7:58 PM Rating: Good
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Overlord Theophany wrote:
Horsemouth wrote:
Overlord Theophany wrote:
Hyolith, Hero Among Heroes wrote:
America has it's share of hot women but the majority of them are *****/****/stuck up/other words I can't think of because if I said what I want I wouldn't sound very intellectual so I'll stop before I make myself look dumb.

Not the same as Canada, really. I'd say one out of one hundred American women are what I'd define as genuinely "hot". In Canada, it's more like one out of fifty or forty.

Also, the likelihood of those hot women liking hockey is dramatically increased, even if they like some stupid team like the Canucks; it still makes them hotter than American women.


I support this post.

Really, when I can talk to a girl about hockey, she's roughly 2-3 points hotter than she normally would be.

On a scale of 10. Because I keep track. Smiley: nod


Word plus if they like hockey the things Hyolith mentioned usually aren't an issue.
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#69 Nov 04 2010 at 8:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Unfortunately every single Canadian woman I've ever known was either Ugly as **** or a Stuck up *****.
I'm not saying they're ALL like that, but it's around 99.99% for me. They remind me of nasty *** New Englanders.
#70 Nov 04 2010 at 8:47 PM Rating: Good
Have you conisdered that maybe you're the one with a problem?

Starts with a d, or maybe an m.
#71 Nov 04 2010 at 8:53 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh, no. I love me a lot of foreigners, and I don't usually have issues with them, and they don't usually have issues with me.
As a matter of fact, I spend most of my time on the beta in the Euro server, because those folks and I just get along better. Oh man, try questing with a Russian, they're loads of fun.
Canadians, though, ugh. I've actually seen people getting on their high horse in trade, and when they reach a certain level of idiot + ***, I ask, not having been in the convo prior, "Are you Canadian?" and 90% of the time I get a yes.
The French Canadians, though more short in their opinions, are certainly more pleasant to the eye than the English Canadians.
You can't expect awesomeness from a country that is Britain's Puerto Rico.
Hmm, on second thought, one of my best friends is Australian. So, Canada is more of Britain's Guam.

Edited, Nov 4th 2010 8:54pm by jaysgsl
#72 Nov 04 2010 at 9:13 PM Rating: Good
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The French Canadians

No such thing. There are Quebecans(?) which speak some sort of French, but European French people get a shock when they visit, and it didn't sound like any French I learned. It's the same way North America screwed up English.

Also, Canadian women are definitely hotter than American women, from the ones I've met on both sides of the border, but nothing compares to Scottish women, imho.
#73 Nov 04 2010 at 9:22 PM Rating: Decent
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French Canadian = Canadian of French descent.
There's plenty of ugly American females, but get away from Nyengland and you get some hotties. The midwest and southwest (Stay out of LA!) has quite a few.
Nothing compared to Irish, German, Dutch, or Scandinavian women though. Reeeowr.
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#75 Nov 04 2010 at 9:42 PM Rating: Good
Hyolith, Hero Among Heroes wrote:
America has it's share of hot women but the majority of them are *****/****/stuck up/other words I can't think of because if I said what I want I wouldn't sound very intellectual so I'll stop before I make myself look dumb.


Dude, you need to get yourself a gamer chick. A lot of American women are stuck up ******** it's one of the main reasons I generally get along better with men. Out of the women I've met that I do get along with, all of them have been nerds of some sort.
#76 Nov 04 2010 at 9:53 PM Rating: Good
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Pigtails is actually very right.
America's best 'chicks' are its 'nerd chicks.'
As shown by the other 2 page post >.>
If you only look at the 'must have top of the fashion line' New Yorkers or the "Must be a beatnik" LA / SF people, you're going to see ugly, stuck up ********

I've found in my travels that most of the world bases their judgement of America on New York, since they're the biggest global face we have. In that, it's a real big pity.
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