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#27 Nov 03 2010 at 6:01 AM Rating: Good
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You're not worthy of my **** if you don't want my beer


Hmm, from where I am now to the Danish border is 620km aboutish.

In theory, I could get my hands on your precious **** after a 5.5 to 6 hour drive and share it once I'm home 5.5 to 6 hours later (and will pick up some proper German beer on the way back)

But - I'm lazy, so... sorry guys.

Plus the mrs. will probably have my head, but that's not the main reason. I swear!








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#28 Nov 03 2010 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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Damn, apparently I've been missing a good conversation here! Hey wait, where is someproteinguy? He always magically poofs when **** and beer are mentioned!

Are Danish girls hott? Give me a pic of a hott Danish girl so I know whether I would want to watch their **** or not! I don't know what Danish beer tastes like, but if it's from Maz it has to be good! Smiley: wink
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#29 Nov 03 2010 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
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Hyolith, Hero Among Heroes wrote:
Hey wait, where is someproteinguy?


Hi.

I'm not very conversational at 3am.

Plus Oregon has awesome beer, so I don't need Maz to share his. Boobies are good though.
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#30 Nov 03 2010 at 10:01 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Hyolith, Hero Among Heroes wrote:
Hey wait, where is someproteinguy?
I'm not very conversational at 3am.


True, them Europeans are always up at weird times of the night for us 'Merican folks. At least it usually provides some posts to look at when we wake up in the morning.
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#31 Nov 03 2010 at 10:58 AM Rating: Good
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The Smallsword of Doom wrote:
Carlsberg is very nice.


Smiley: oyvey

Stop being so mainstream. I know it's probably the only Danish beer foreigners might know of (since the product placement in the Spider-Man movie), but personally I prefer The Golden Lady from Tuborg. Yes, that's a high-res image. You should print it and wear it, it's that awesome.

But you can't have my beer. Shoo!

Hyolith, Hero Among Heroes wrote:
Are Danish girls hott? Give me a pic of a hott Danish girl so I know whether I would want to watch their **** or not!


Down, boy! Down!

Don't they have Google in your country? Smiley: dubious
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#32 Nov 03 2010 at 12:02 PM Rating: Good
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When I searched "hot danish girl" in Google I got Jessica Alba, is she Danish? I don't know what Danish girls look like therefore my google search doesn't help me.
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#33 Nov 03 2010 at 12:06 PM Rating: Good
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How have I never heard of this mythical Danish ****?

Maz, you have some splainin' to do.
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Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
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#34 Nov 03 2010 at 12:26 PM Rating: Good
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Hyolith, Hero Among Heroes wrote:
When I searched "hot danish girl" in Google I got Jessica Alba, is she Danish?


She's part Danish, but googling 'hot danish girl' also gave me pictures of Nicole Kidman. Smiley: facepalm

Anyway, I'm guessing the girls in Denmark are like the girls everywhere else, except more blonde, but not as blonde as the chicks in Sweden.
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#35 Nov 03 2010 at 1:00 PM Rating: Decent
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More blonde and with that SEXY Danish fighting spirit.
I don't drink but I'll take some of that Bit!
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#36 Nov 03 2010 at 1:05 PM Rating: Good
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Do Danish girls have a really cute accent? That would make them even hotter!
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Are Danish girls sweet and covered in cream cheese crumbs?

(toasting in an epic bread)
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#38 Nov 03 2010 at 1:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Shojindo wrote:
Are Danish girls sweet and covered in cream cheese crumbs?

(toasting in an epic bread)


That would be awesome because I love cheese.
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#39 Nov 03 2010 at 1:31 PM Rating: Good
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Shojindo wrote:
Are Danish girls sweet and covered in cream cheese crumbs?


Do they have tomato flavoured Danish girls as well? I want both for a cheesy pizza threesome. OMG the variations are endless!

Can that be arranged? Please?
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#40 Nov 03 2010 at 1:47 PM Rating: Good
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Well, my girlfriend is Danish. Therefore I could post some pics...

...but if I did that I would most likely be single so no. :P
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Well, my girlfriend is Danish. Therefore I could post some pics...

...but if I did that I would most likely be single so no. :P


Would she know?
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Hyolith, Hero Among Heroes wrote:
devzzz wrote:
Well, my girlfriend is Danish. Therefore I could post some pics...

...but if I did that I would most likely be single so no. :P


Would she know?


Quite possibly.

She knows I troll browse these forums regularly.
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#43 Nov 03 2010 at 3:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Does she post here? Because if she does, we should totally harass her into posting pics.

Also, I love this forum.
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I bet if you post her picture she'll come and post here...and you won't ever get to again. Smiley: nod
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Mazra wrote:
And no, you can't have my beer!
I don't need your beer Maz, I can go to the supermarket and get some great Belgian beers any time I feel like it.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Mazra wrote:
And no, you can't have my beer!
I don't need your beer Maz, I can go to the supermarket and get some great Belgian beers any time I feel like it.


Belgian beer is like getting drunk on wine. It'll get you there, but it just feels like a waste of money, really.

Also, I find it amusing that the Leffe image is taken from Carlsberg's Swedish website.
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I don't drink to get drunk. If you just want to get drunk you might as well be drinking Heineken or some other **** like that.
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Mazra wrote:
Hyolith, Hero Among Heroes wrote:
When I searched "hot danish girl" in Google I got Jessica Alba, is she Danish?


She's part Danish, but googling 'hot danish girl' also gave me pictures of Nicole Kidman. Smiley: facepalm

Anyway, I'm guessing the girls in Denmark are like the girls everywhere else, except more blonde, but not as blonde as the chicks in Sweden.


This is what I imagine too, and I don't even live there. Denmark is technically part of Scandinavia, which means most Danish girls are going to look fairly comparable to Swedish and Norwegian women.
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#49 Nov 03 2010 at 5:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Denmark is technically part of Scandinavia


Technically part of?! Why I oughta... Smiley: mad

WE CREATED SCANDINAVIA!
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**** and beer, huh? Kind of reminds me of the silly picture that displays the remote control designed for a man...has only two buttons.

Here's a handful of famous Danes:
Viggo Mortensen
Hans Christian Anderson
Brigite Nielsen
oh yeah, and try googling Katja Kean, guys.
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#51 Nov 03 2010 at 7:20 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Mazra wrote:
And no, you can't have my beer!
I don't need your beer Maz, I can go to the supermarket and get some great Belgian beers any time I feel like it.


Blue Moon is one of my favorite beers! Well wheat beers that is.
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