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#1 Mar 15 2009 at 10:08 AM Rating: Decent
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So a female in game tried to establish an e-relationship with me and it was like "yeahhhhhh........ no thanks".

As many of you know I am sexual Adonis irl and the sheer magnitude of my overwhelming sexual machismo has been sought after by Evangelical groups as a cure for Lesbianism. The staggering aura of my libido has caused vaginas to quiver in anticipation and panties to drop. From time to time a woman has had the life changing experience of being sexually jack hammered by yours truly till they were unable to think clearly or stand under their own power. In fact I once slept with a girl and the next day she was hit by a bus, there is still debate about what rocked her harder.

Needless to say I don't need to get laid over the internet. However in the course of my WoW career I have run into a number of occasions where people I knew in game were getting e-laid. There are the more known stories of the ugly girl that sold her *** for a epic mount.

Anyone have some juicy stories to share?

Edited, Mar 16th 2009 10:14am by bodhisattva

Edited, Mar 26th 2009 10:01pm by Darqflame
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#2 Mar 15 2009 at 10:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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#3 Mar 15 2009 at 10:13 AM Rating: Good
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I know a guildy who lived with a guild member, they then broke up.
She then moved in with another guild member, who she had met via WoW
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#4 Mar 15 2009 at 10:20 AM Rating: Decent
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Eowol wrote:
I know a guildy who lived with a guild member, they then broke up.
She then moved in with another guild member, who she had met via WoW


Details!?



I know a girl who server xferred to FT. She was actually a cutie irl, exchanged naked pics with a guy. They broke up and he put them up on forums and they spread all over to the point she had to leave.


Gossip!

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#5 Mar 15 2009 at 12:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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doesn't anyone do it the old fashioned way anymore?
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#6 Mar 15 2009 at 1:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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As many of you know I am sexual Adonis irl and the sheer magnitude of my overwhelming sexual machismo has been sought after by Evangelical groups as a cure for Lesbianism. The staggering aura of my libido has caused vaginas to quiver in anticipation and panties to drop. From time to time a woman has had the life changing experience of being sexually jack hammered by yours truly till they were unable to think clearly or stand under their own power. In fact I once slept with a girl and the next day she was hit by a bus, there is still debate about what rocked her harder.


Clearly
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#7 Mar 15 2009 at 1:41 PM Rating: Good
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Hmm... I've met a couple of couples (cwutididther?) that played WoW together, and I know somebody who ended up having a relation with somebody she met through WoW (they ended up living fairly close together I think).

Aside from that, not too much juicy stories.
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#8 Mar 15 2009 at 1:45 PM Rating: Good
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One of my guilds broke apart due to a threesome "plan". I've never been one to hear much gossip, so I don't know all the details. but it didn't help the guy and one of the girls were married to each other. And the other girl flew down from another country (trying not to divulge identities here- even though I consider her a home wrecker- so why do I care? :)) for some kind of sexual threesome I believe. Well long story short, threesomes never work (at least that's my theory). I'm not sure if the couple ended up divorcing or not, but the guild was trashed after that point. Though not being able to down any bosses in ZA didn't help. That guild was kara limited. I jumped ship into a 25 man raiding guild. Straight into SSC (after a few ZA runs for gear). I totally skipped gruul's and mags.
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#9 Mar 15 2009 at 1:46 PM Rating: Good
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Bodhi, best ******* post ever.

Our MT was dating one of our healers for awhile, they met in Steam Vaults (How cute I know). A while back they broke up and our healer (female) quit wow for awhile and is finally coming back to raid.

And Isyris thanks for sigging me :D

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#10 Mar 15 2009 at 2:50 PM Rating: Decent
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So a female in game tried to establish an e-relationship with me


Which means that it was being played by a fat, single, balding guy in his mid-40s with a taste for lolitas - smart move telling Theo "no thanks" - think of how dumb you'd of felt driving out to meet 'her' in RL? ;-)
#11 Mar 15 2009 at 3:21 PM Rating: Default
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rusttle wrote:
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So a female in game tried to establish an e-relationship with me


Which means that it was being played by a fat, single, balding guy in his mid-40s with a taste for lolitas - smart move telling Theo "no thanks" - think of how dumb you'd of felt driving out to meet 'her' in RL? ;-)

Keep with the times, kid. I'm 24 and one of the more attractive guys on the boards.

If you really wanted to make fun of me, you'd go read my wiki and think of a creative insult rather than "lol u play wow so u must be fat n overweight".
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#12 Mar 15 2009 at 3:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Keep with the times, kid. I'm 24 and one of the more attractive guys on the boards.


Ah, so more of a yaoi fan then - explains why you're all in favor of twinks - explains the greek name too. Smiley: lol
#13 Mar 15 2009 at 3:35 PM Rating: Decent
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rusttle wrote:
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Keep with the times, kid. I'm 24 and one of the more attractive guys on the boards.


Ah, so more of a yaoi fan then - explains why you're all in favor of twinks - explains the greek name too. Smiley: lol


Could you shut up? No one gives a crap about your pathetic drama, and there was no reason to start it here, much less of a reason to make some trashy joke about child molesters and *** people.

Edited, Mar 15th 2009 7:35pm by CBD
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#14 Mar 15 2009 at 3:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Keep with the times, kid. I'm 24 and one of the more attractive guys on the boards.


He made Theo feel defensive, I think he deserves cookies or something :P

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#15 Mar 15 2009 at 3:46 PM Rating: Default
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Keep with the times, kid. I'm 24 and one of the more attractive guys on the boards.


He made Theo feel defensive, I think he deserves cookies or something :P

I rarely--if ever--feel defensive.

Throwing my ego around is more my MO.
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#16 Mar 15 2009 at 3:56 PM Rating: Decent
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I just find it amusing that no one can conceive that some loser on SSI who does nothing but play MMOs might possibly lie about his age, education and personal success - sure, its the internet and no one's EVER lied about who they really are but there's always a first time, right? Smiley: wink

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He made Theo feel defensive, I think he deserves cookies or something :P


People usually only react to hits and near hits.
#17 Mar 15 2009 at 3:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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rusttle wrote:
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So a female in game tried to establish an e-relationship with me


Which means that it was being played by a fat, single, balding guy in his mid-40s with a taste for lolitas - smart move telling Theo "no thanks" - think of how dumb you'd of felt driving out to meet 'her' in RL? ;-)


I gotta admit rusttle, that was pretty well played :P
#18 Mar 15 2009 at 4:01 PM Rating: Good
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rusttle wrote:
I just find it amusing that no one can conceive that some loser on SSI who does nothing but play MMOs might possibly lie about his age, education and personal success - sure, its the internet and no one's EVER lied about who they really are but there's always a first time, right? Smiley: wink

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He made Theo feel defensive, I think he deserves cookies or something :P


People usually only react to hits and near hits.

I've posted a picture in my wiki.

Just because I care so much, though:

Screenshot



Edited, Mar 15th 2009 6:30pm by Theophany
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Overlord Theophany wrote:
rusttle wrote:
I just find it amusing that no one can conceive that some loser on SSI who does nothing but play MMOs might possibly lie about his age, education and personal success - sure, its the internet and no one's EVER lied about who they really are but there's always a first time, right? Smiley: wink

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He made Theo feel defensive, I think he deserves cookies or something :P


People usually only react to hits and near hits.

I've posted a picture in my wiki.

Just because I care so much, though:

Screenshot



He's probably concealing a disfiguring scar on his chin which closely resembles the ancient Nordic rune for "***".

Although it's worth mentioning that those aren't that hard to fake.

Edited, Mar 15th 2009 8:04pm by RPZip
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#20 Mar 15 2009 at 4:04 PM Rating: Decent
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And Theo scores the overtime winner
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And no one in the history of the internet every photoshopped a picture of someone else and claimed it was themself either - impossible! ;-)
#22 Mar 15 2009 at 4:07 PM Rating: Decent
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I'd also like to add that it's really cute that Rusttle has such a large man-crush on me.

I'm flattered, buddy. Really, I am.

But I don't go that way.

Though that you were fantasizing about me as a 40 year-old overweight man says something about the mental problems you quite possibly have. Smiley: frown

Edit for lulz:

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Edited, Mar 15th 2009 6:30pm by Theophany
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#23 Mar 15 2009 at 4:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd also like to add that it's really cute that Rusttle has such a large man-crush on me.

I'm flattered, buddy. Really, I am.

But I don't go that way.


<insert crying emoticon here>

And just when I thought I had a chance!

Off-topic, thought, I like Theo's hand writing. O.o;;
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#24 Mar 15 2009 at 4:14 PM Rating: Decent
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How many posts have been derailed by people trying to bash you Theo?
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#25 Mar 15 2009 at 4:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Probably a lot.

The better question: How many have been derailed by me trying to get in his pants?

Answer: 2.

You know you want it!
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I'd also like to add that it's really cute that Rusttle has such a large man-crush on me.

I'm flattered, buddy. Really, I am.

But I don't go that way.

Though that you were fantasizing about me as a 40 year-old overweight man says something about the mental problems you quite possibly have. Smiley: frown

Edit for lulz:

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Edited, Mar 15th 2009 5:11pm by Theophany


That's a badass beard.
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