He made this up on the spot and posted it to my guild forums:
Remember remember the 5th of December
A Patch day of talents and wot
I see no reason why pvp breezin'
Should ever be forgot
The talents for druid give options aplenty
The doomkin a force to be stopp'd
The treants so stupid an IQ of twenty
Make enemy plans come to naught
The feral, my friend be he cat or be bear
Impresses us all with his might
More durable than war'ors till expansion I hear
Due to where the gear enters their sight
For resto, my pride, oh how I think of thee
You use well your options of HoTs
Embrace your new life as an ambling tree
A priest wannabe you are not
Remember remember the 5th of December
A Patch day of talents and wot
I see no reason why pvp breezin'
Should ever be forgot
The warrior plight is unusual one
The line to o'erpowered is slim
But to straddle it is developer fun
As they change balance on a whim
The rogues with their stabbity death they dismember
Though talent advice hard to see
"I no longer miss" but to calculate damage
I need an advanced math degree
The mages they do all the damage they can
While trying to survive the fight
Kill the enemy 'fore he finishes his plan
Or call Drippy to aid in your plight
Remember remember the 5th of December
A Patch day of talents and wot
I see no reason why pvp breezin'
Should ever be forgot
For warlocks of dots and of summons must speak
For those are their signature moves
Which spec I don't know, I don't follow the tweaks
But a shadowbolt hurts anyhoo
The shaman he now gets to use both his hands
To wield a weapon or two
Though elemental with the talents he plans
PvP, PvE, what to do?
The shadowpriest is a formidable foe
Does damage but that's not the end
You see as he slaughters the enemy low
He gives life and mana to his friends
Remember remember the 5th of December
A Patch day of talents and wot
I see no reason why pvp breezin'
Should ever be forgot
/Parliment
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I wrote this on another board after someone was asking what causes Onyxia's deep breath, and people wouldn't let the thread die.
The Ballad of Onyxia
In her lair in the marsh of Dustwallow
Is a large black dragon who likes to swallow
Adventurers whole. "How fortuitous!" she cries.
She takes a deep breath; the adventurer dies.
A brave raid leader once thought that he might
Decipher what happens what the dragon takes flight.
He thought he would try mass damage over time,
Til the warlocks still noted the raid warning chime.
He guessed the distance then must be the case,
So he orders his hunters not to give chase,
But ten seconds later, unfortunately he found
Onyxia still breathed solo past the twin mounds.
Perhaps the whelp eggs then were the key?
This led to some jokes of "minus DKP",
But the raid all stood back to try this new game
Yet soon after found themselves bathing in flame.
"!@#$ it," the leader called, "Just drop her real fast!"
To the tune of Aimed Shots, Shadow Bolts and Fire Blasts
Finally she landed and returned to the fray
And it seemed things finally were going their way.
The dragon fought hard til her eventual demise
But the raid figured they had finally devised
The trick to avoiding Onyxia's breath:
Nothing works better than a sharp swift death.
The Ballad of Onyxia
In her lair in the marsh of Dustwallow
Is a large black dragon who likes to swallow
Adventurers whole. "How fortuitous!" she cries.
She takes a deep breath; the adventurer dies.
A brave raid leader once thought that he might
Decipher what happens what the dragon takes flight.
He thought he would try mass damage over time,
Til the warlocks still noted the raid warning chime.
He guessed the distance then must be the case,
So he orders his hunters not to give chase,
But ten seconds later, unfortunately he found
Onyxia still breathed solo past the twin mounds.
Perhaps the whelp eggs then were the key?
This led to some jokes of "minus DKP",
But the raid all stood back to try this new game
Yet soon after found themselves bathing in flame.
"!@#$ it," the leader called, "Just drop her real fast!"
To the tune of Aimed Shots, Shadow Bolts and Fire Blasts
Finally she landed and returned to the fray
And it seemed things finally were going their way.
The dragon fought hard til her eventual demise
But the raid figured they had finally devised
The trick to avoiding Onyxia's breath:
Nothing works better than a sharp swift death.
Only the exceptions can be exceptional.
*shifty eyes* bump gotta embarrass my brother more and it got lost in the patch posts. Won't make a habit of it.
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