Battle RapFollow

"Shadow Priest Vs Warlock"

*thumping beats and fat bass*



Yo, Yo...

I see you walking solo in the Plaguelands,
Completely unaware until my spell lands,
Blasted! You turn around and send your minion,
I Mind Control, make you kill your demon!

My demon's gone but ain't no bother,
I'm gonna take you ******* right down to the slaughter,
I fear ya! You run around, I instant summon,
You've wasted precious time, while I got a new demon!

You're a Demonologist, but I'm a shadow Priest,
Silence you in a twist, why don't you slash your wrist?
Shadow Word Pain, feel the strain, as you become just another stain,
Tell me this is your alt, why don't you log on your main?

You think I care about your puny DOT?
I'll cast another three, this isn't PvE, it's too easy,
How about the Deathcoil, makes your blood recoil,
Like burning in a boil, I hope you've got some Wizard Oil!

You DOT, but I dispell! Want me to spell?
MF, motherfUcker, till you end up the gutter, or in hell!
Or run out steam, how do you like that Psychic Scream?
Running upstream, while I snare you with my laz0r beam!

Tell me you're kidding, you'll soon be wanding,
Your mana goes down faster than your mother in a string,
Another fear, I'll make it clear, steer clear of the shadow seer,
Cos you're a wannabe, a single DOT, 3 spells that hurt as much as a cup of tea.

My HP's burning down but I ain't losing to this clown,
Switch out of shadowform like thunder in a storm,
You thought I;d be an easy kill, before I cast my Flash Heal,
So chill in Brill cos I'll fulfill this kill with skill!

I love your goodwill, but shame your mama didn't take the pill,
Cos I'll stick her offspring on a grill, and kick you down the hill,
And you stand still? Run to Brazil, or I'll go through the fear drill,
And write to your mama using your dead bones as a quill!

I'm out of mana, this is the drama,
And why the hell you talking crap about my mama?
Power infusion, the last solution,
I'll even pop a potion, but my state is utter confusion!

This is soon over, you little loser,
Thought you could take the class with ultimate power?
This is our hour, run in a tower, take a shower and come back when you're older,
Like Jack Bauer, all you ******* I devour!

I get so bored at work...

Sounds more like a poem than a rap.

It wasn't a rap as in a rap song. It was more of a rap battle like in 8 mile.

2-7 watch i think of my pally,
I watch the horde ******* rally,
50 rogues an hour,
don't be sour,
I have beaten your kind,
too many a time.

Alliance rules btw.