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#52 Oct 05 2010 at 1:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Kasragoth, recently unemployed dragon lord of the repossessed Silver Tower, was happy with his new job as Kasragoth, dragon barista of the Silver Flagon Cafe.
#53 Oct 05 2010 at 7:24 PM Rating: Decent
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F*ck... Who invited the Conjurer!?


Edited, Oct 5th 2010 9:27pm by jalden
#54 Oct 05 2010 at 7:34 PM Rating: Decent
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I merely chewed in self-defense. I never swallowed. (Dragonheart Reference)
#55 Oct 05 2010 at 7:49 PM Rating: Decent
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That's the third person you've stepped on! I think you shou...
#56 Oct 06 2010 at 8:03 AM Rating: Decent
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As the Momma Dragon turned on the kitchen light, she discovered the house was infested as the little buggers scrambled to get out of her way and into a place of hiding.
#57 Oct 06 2010 at 8:26 AM Rating: Decent
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Pardon me, but does anyone have any grey poupon.
#58 Oct 06 2010 at 9:50 AM Rating: Decent
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HELP!!!
"My Dragon Swatter is no where BIG ENOUGH"
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#59 Oct 06 2010 at 12:34 PM Rating: Decent
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*Dragon thinks* Oh god I'm the parade balloon again.
#60 Oct 06 2010 at 12:50 PM Rating: Decent
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For the last time, I am not a piniata.
#61 Oct 06 2010 at 2:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Waiting for Leeroy Jenkins ;-)
#62 Oct 06 2010 at 4:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Did Somebody order a human salad?
#63 Oct 06 2010 at 5:55 PM Rating: Decent
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"Steve wears the same costume every year..."
#64 Oct 06 2010 at 5:58 PM Rating: Decent
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"The Dragon's vision is based on movement. If you stand perfectly still, he won't be able to see you!"
#65 Oct 07 2010 at 2:02 AM Rating: Decent
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"Do not try the patience of dragons, for you are flammable, crunchy, and taste good with ketchup."

or

"What do ya mean it followed you home?!?"

Edited, Oct 7th 2010 8:53pm by Belgerath
#66 Oct 07 2010 at 9:26 PM Rating: Decent
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"Maybe they won't kill me if I drop fable loots."

Or

"Maybe I should try to blend in with the group. Is there a Illusionists here?"
#67 Oct 07 2010 at 9:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Okay, who ate the Templar and forgot to clean up?
#68 Oct 08 2010 at 4:04 AM Rating: Decent
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"So much for higher learning! It's time to break some bones!"

or

"It tickles when they move around liek that in phase one. Collapse! teehee"
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#69 Oct 08 2010 at 6:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oops, I think Calthine's clock must've broken! Smiley: grin

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PHASE 1 HAS NOW ENDED!!!!!!!!!!!! <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

All posts above mine will count for Phase 1. Smiley: grin Keep an eye out for the 5 winners from Phase 1. We'll post them on or before October 11th! Feel free to enter into Phase 2 while you're waiting. The phase 2 picture is up in the original post now! I'll post it here as well. Smiley: nod

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Edited, Oct 8th 2010 8:15am by Cyliena
#70 Oct 08 2010 at 9:51 AM Rating: Decent
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"One of these days, Alice. Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!"

or

"I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T HAVE ANY FIVES! GO FISH!"

or

"Why am I the only one to lose my clothes when we play strip poker... you still have armor on!"

...and for jollies:
"I can't believe you slept with Fansy..."
"It's not my fault Fansy likes the good GUYS!"

Edited, Oct 9th 2010 5:38am by Cesious
#71 Oct 08 2010 at 10:12 AM Rating: Decent
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Nyet! Nyet! No More! No! Not tonight! This son of a..., all night he, "Check. Check. Check." He trap me!

Edited, Oct 8th 2010 12:13pm by spiritplx
#72 Oct 08 2010 at 11:03 AM Rating: Decent
" Never marry a Swashbuckler, she will appear out of nowhere "
#73 Oct 08 2010 at 11:38 AM Rating: Decent
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In every bet there is a fool and a thief.
#74 Oct 08 2010 at 1:31 PM Rating: Decent
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"How can you have a Royal Flush again, I should of known better than to play poker with a Swashbuckler."

"I knew I should of stayed in Gambling Anonymous."

"This can not be your first time playing Poker."
#75 Oct 08 2010 at 10:25 PM Rating: Decent
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man: WAZZZZZUP!!!!

woman:watchin the game, an havin a bud
#76 Oct 08 2010 at 11:13 PM Rating: Decent
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"Honey, I plan a nice dinner for just the two of us and now look at the mess you made on the table, just to set up your Legends of Norrath card game! Is that all you want to do is play cards?!?"

Or

"If you are going to play this game right, then trying sitting on the chair and not the floor!"
#77 Oct 08 2010 at 11:15 PM Rating: Decent
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"You left my dragon WHERE?!"


(ooh clever see what i did there?!)
#78 Oct 08 2010 at 11:16 PM Rating: Decent
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"Just look at this place it is filthy! It is going to take me all day to clean up!"

Or

"A fool and his money are soon parted."
#79 Oct 09 2010 at 12:29 AM Rating: Decent
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"WHAT Do you Mean they Stole the Shipment of RUM!!!!!"
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#80 Oct 10 2010 at 3:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Dang it woman ... TRADE ME THE LoN LOOT CARD THAT I NEED OR I SWEAR ......
#81 Oct 10 2010 at 5:47 AM Rating: Decent
Phase Two:
Dangit I set my profile to decline Legends of Norrath games! How do you keep dragging me into them!
#82 Oct 10 2010 at 10:51 AM Rating: Decent
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"I told you that armor does not make you look fat, SO LET'S GO!"
#83 Oct 10 2010 at 7:40 PM Rating: Decent
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What do ya mean by "They ran out of beer?!?"

or

Why is all the rum gone?!?
#84 Oct 11 2010 at 4:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Phil Helmuth...

I can't believe you called with a 10 8...

You're such a DONKEY!!!

OR

I can't believe you won't marry me,

I am the richest Dwarf in Norrath.
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#85 Oct 11 2010 at 7:42 AM Rating: Decent
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"WTH! It's your turn to watch the kids! I told you last week I'm raiding with the guys tonight!"
#86 Oct 11 2010 at 7:45 AM Rating: Decent
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"Who's watching the kids?!?"
#87 Oct 11 2010 at 7:48 AM Rating: Decent
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"I know you put it on your list! I told you I'm too darn short to fix the perspective of the chandelier! Why don't you have your ogre girl friends come fix it!"
#88 Oct 11 2010 at 11:10 AM Rating: Decent
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"Do you have any gray poupon?"

"What! No mustard?? How am I going to make everyone laugh!"

"I told you it's butter!"

"Parkay"

"NO ITS BUTTER"

"Parkay"

"DANGIT, there is much more comedy in butter than there is in mustard!"

"You swallowed the mustard butter didn't you!"

"I swear women. It's like you stop listening to your HAM radio after the 80's!"

OR

"No whammy! No whammy! No whammy!"

OR

"I'm not a crook!"

OR

"Epic FAIL!"
#89 Oct 12 2010 at 5:12 AM Rating: Decent
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GOOD GOD!! Playing poker looked so much easier on tv!

OR


How can you have Blackjack again!?! This casino is so rigged!!
#90 Oct 12 2010 at 8:51 AM Rating: Decent
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Dwarf: I know I lost but do I really have to take it all off?

Edited, Oct 12th 2010 10:59am by Coddam
#91 Oct 12 2010 at 7:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Whats this? Pudding on my seat?
My healer told me I needed to take a laxative!
#92 Oct 13 2010 at 8:40 PM Rating: Decent
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ALL IN?! Come on! It's my last 5,000 Station Cash!
#93 Oct 13 2010 at 9:53 PM Rating: Decent
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I got nothin'
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#94 Oct 14 2010 at 4:59 AM Rating: Decent
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Ace up my sleeve, I aint got no sleeves!
#95 Oct 14 2010 at 6:02 AM Rating: Decent
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female - "NOOB"
#96 Oct 14 2010 at 9:03 AM Rating: Decent
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Say cheese!
#97 Oct 14 2010 at 9:05 AM Rating: Decent
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How could I be cheating? I'm not the one in full body armor with a hundred places to hide a card!
#98 Oct 14 2010 at 9:09 AM Rating: Decent
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Come on...cards...again?? Can't we do something else for once? Monopoly? Risk? How about a game of LDoN???
#99 Oct 14 2010 at 9:11 AM Rating: Decent
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All right! So I was cheating! No reason to get all "let's chop the un-armored dward into little bits" about it.
#100 Oct 14 2010 at 9:14 AM Rating: Decent
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Do you really want to see a naked dwarf so badly that you have to win EVERY hand of strip poker??? I want to see some skin too, woman!
#101 Oct 14 2010 at 9:17 AM Rating: Decent
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Okay, I know I don't know much about cards, but HOW do we both have a six of spades again??
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