What's eatin' at Maury over there?
Oh, he got beat at the show by Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber! How horrifying! Some monsters should never be unleashed on the world! (shudder)
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So.....how much? And this better be good fairy clover.
Bugbear: You told him *how many* red snapper? You are so bad!
The 13rd Annual Norrathian League for Fashion Reform meets in New Halas.
Orc: Aye!
Bugbear: Nay!
Meeting adjourned...
Orc: Aye!
Bugbear: Nay!
Meeting adjourned...
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"Soooooo...how long do you suppose we have to stand here looking at each other?"
"Heh, my guess is the 15th."
"Well we need to get paid more, that other guy gets to sit."
"Heh, my guess is the 15th."
"Well we need to get paid more, that other guy gets to sit."
2 posts
Orc: Feathers on head good. Me giving you contract for line dancing if you putting feathers on butt, too. Now dance cancan for me again and wiggling more!
4 posts
Bruce: Hey Rick...thanks for agreeing to meet me.
Rick: It's no problem, you said it was urgent. What's going on?
Bruce: Well....it is about your father...
Rick: What are you talking about? I haven't even met the man.
Bruce: Rick...your father....is sitting in that corner over there!!
Rick: NOOOOO!!!! NOT THE KOBLOD! NOOOOO! *falls to the floor and sobs*
Rick: It's no problem, you said it was urgent. What's going on?
Bruce: Well....it is about your father...
Rick: What are you talking about? I haven't even met the man.
Bruce: Rick...your father....is sitting in that corner over there!!
Rick: NOOOOO!!!! NOT THE KOBLOD! NOOOOO! *falls to the floor and sobs*
4 posts
"Will trade your Charzard for my Squirtle?"
2 posts
Orc: [sigh] This speed dating thing isn't working for me. Sorry!
BB: Ummm...
BB: Ummm...
9 posts
“After the first glass of Dwarven Ale you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.â€
28 posts
See, I told you. So easy even a caveman can do it!
2 posts
I thought you said a Mohawk? .....you need your ears unplugged!
1 post
Damn dude was that Jum Jum Fizzlepop just a little off?
28 posts
Trust me, that is NOT a seeing eye dog.
28 posts
Kitartha wrote:
"Well I gotta run. I'm supposed to repop in 2 minutes."
I agree this is hilarious I actually did laugh out loud. Very clever and on point.
28 posts
Dude, this isn't what I meant when I said let's go clubbing.
7 posts
Bugbear: you should see my new mount man, its a large cat with purple mist coming out of it's mouth and around its paws.. its really sweet..
Orc: You have it here?
Bugbear: yea its hitched out front
Orc: Man in this neighborhood? Someones gona end up stealing it, and youll see some puny dwarf of gnome riding it around norrath if you just leave it there...
Bugbear: haha.. a dwarf or a gnome riding my cat... man thatd be something..
Orc: You have it here?
Bugbear: yea its hitched out front
Orc: Man in this neighborhood? Someones gona end up stealing it, and youll see some puny dwarf of gnome riding it around norrath if you just leave it there...
Bugbear: haha.. a dwarf or a gnome riding my cat... man thatd be something..
9 posts
*Speed dating 101
"i think they mixed something up?!?!"
"i think they mixed something up?!?!"
- Eternity stands still for love.
- So... where is your clothes again?
- The final round of musical chairs!
- "Hey, I think that spikey fellow over there has put some spikes in our seat, maybe we should just stand for the rest of the night."
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*Guy in corner alone - Gah, not these two again, every Friday night!
*Guy 1 - You go ahead, I insist!
*Guy 2 - No you, please sit.
*Guy 1- No, you go first good sir.
*Guy 2- No no, I ensure you, you should be first.
*Guy in corner alone - Who says monsters don't know manners...
- So... where is your clothes again?
- The final round of musical chairs!
- "Hey, I think that spikey fellow over there has put some spikes in our seat, maybe we should just stand for the rest of the night."
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*Guy in corner alone - Gah, not these two again, every Friday night!
*Guy 1 - You go ahead, I insist!
*Guy 2 - No you, please sit.
*Guy 1- No, you go first good sir.
*Guy 2- No no, I ensure you, you should be first.
*Guy in corner alone - Who says monsters don't know manners...
20 posts
Lumberjacks, where all the real men of Norrath hang
Back ground music I will survive
Back ground music I will survive
20 posts
Orc whispers to Bugbear: “Dude, didn’t you say in the ad 'clean shaven'?â€
20 posts
Setting up a quick date for drinks on craigslist: 2 hours
Meeting at New Halas hottest bar: 15 gold
Finding out that in Bugbear, Nikkei means "Big hair dude": Priceless
Meeting at New Halas hottest bar: 15 gold
Finding out that in Bugbear, Nikkei means "Big hair dude": Priceless
20 posts
Orc: "Great, where are they? We need to be on stage in ten!"
~~~~~It looks like doom for the village people tribute~~~~~~
~~~~~It looks like doom for the village people tribute~~~~~~
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